New Minecraft Servers 2025

the sound Minecraft Servers

the sound Minecraft Servers

  • Ass Grass & WeedwackeRyS Minecraft Server

    Ass Grass & WeedwackeRyS Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 7348
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 260 Dimension Hops: 15
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Towns Built: 8
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the CHAMPION of building giant statues of CHICKENS. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS! But wait, there’s more. Another player discovered a secret underground tunnel that led to a hidden treasure room filled with DIAMONDS and CAKE. And guess what? That player became the richest and most popular player on the server!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most intense PVP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: two players facing off in a EPIC duel on a floating island surrounded by lava, while riding on PIGS armed with DIAMOND SWORDS. It’s like something out of a FANTASY movie!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft community out there. Your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS, baby!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty SUVs: Where Even Pixels Drive in Style!

    Crafty SUVs: Where Even Pixels Drive in Style!
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 1698
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Animals Bred: 26 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Alien Abductions: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

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    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on the adventure of a lifetime.

    Picture this: You log on to the server and immediately find yourself in a world filled with GIANT bollards blocking your path. But fear not, for these bollards are actually friendly creatures who will guide you on your journey to greatness.

    As you explore further, you’ll come across FLYING pigs, RAINBOW sheep, and even a TALKING diamond sword named Sir Stabby. He’ll give you tips on how to conquer the land and defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to your heart’s content. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShadyCraft: Where the consequences are always LOL-worthy!

    ShadyCraft: Where the consequences are always LOL-worthy!
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 2245
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the consequences of shady business practices firsthand! Join now for a chance to own your own chain of stores that sell impossible to obtain goods at low prices. But be warned, the dirty, disgusting hyumans may not be too happy about it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Bigots and Rainbow Rascals Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bigots and Rainbow Rascals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 7713
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Ores Mined: 7176

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gayest of players can avoid being deemed faggots! Join us for a wild ride of white, racist gay people trying to navigate their fragile egos while also realizing their existence is a net negative on humanity. But fear not, for on our server, they can be based enough to become racist and avoid the dreaded f-word label.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and outrageous community of players who are on a quest to defy societal norms and expectations? Dive into a world where even the most unexpected twists and turns await you at every corner.

    So come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself in the process. See you on the server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PekoCraft: Where Pekomama rules and creepers drool

    PekoCraft: Where Pekomama rules and creepers drool
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 8643
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 79 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5863
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Gods Slained: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to worship the mighty Pekomama! Who is Pekomama, you ask? Well, legend has it that Pekomama is a giant chicken who roams the lands of Minecraft, blessing players with LEGENDARY loot and EPIC adventures.

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the rarest items in all of Minecraft, all while evading the wrath of the evil Chicken King who is jealous of Pekomama’s power. But fear not, for Pekomama will always protect those who are loyal to her!

    Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, Pekomama herself descends from the heavens to host a massive dance party where players can show off their best dance moves and win AMAZING prizes. And rumor has it that if you impress Pekomama enough, she will grant you one wish!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the LEGEND of Pekomama! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty RPG Haters

    Crafty RPG Haters
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 9825
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Magic Items Found: 1893 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 379412 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 25
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 47

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server

    Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 9432
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9847 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war funding is flowing like lava and the Russians are causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT shop! Join us if you want to see elected officials being puppeteered by Russians more than /pol/ thinks the Jews are behind everything. It’s a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and explosive surprises. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’

    Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 8981
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 137
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Towns Built: 2
    Potions Brewed: 138 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, join our server and experience the wildest adventures ever!

    Imagine building your empire in Minecraft while discussing the downfall of Vic 3 and EU5 with fellow gamers. This server is where history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts collide in the most epic way possible.

    On this day in history, Romulus founded Rome and you can create your own epic city on our server. Battle like Mark Antony and Aulus Hirtius in the Battle of Mutina, or lead your troops to victory like Sam Houston in the Battle of San Jacinto.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server offers a random country picker for when you can’t decide where to start your Minecraft journey. And with mods like the Niggermod and Crimeamod, you’ll never run out of new ways to play.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Vic 3 when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SleeplessCraft – where your future girlfriend is building a bedrock mansion

    SleeplessCraft – where your future girlfriend is building a bedrock mansion
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 2885
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Towns Built: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting violated is your sense of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, outrageous builds, and unbelievable shenanigans!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas stampede through your base, knocking everything in their path. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who just want to dance the night away.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. And let’s not forget about the Pixel Art Gallery, where players showcase their artistic skills by creating masterpieces out of blocks.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this wild and wacky?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Daddy’s Minecraft Meltdown

    Daddy’s Minecraft Meltdown
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 4900
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Alien Abductions: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have That’s someone’s daughter ffs as our motto! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club! – Our diamond pickaxes are so sharp, they can cut through the drama faster than you can say “creeper, oh man!” – The villagers in our server are so sassy, they make the Kardashians look like amateurs! – Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a royal rumble with Ender Dragons!

    So come join us on That’s someone’s daughter ffs Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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