the sorting hat – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

The Factorio Minecraft SMP Factory
Automation, brainlet, Engineering, factorio, FACTORY, Gaming, Industrial Revolution, LOGISTICS, Minecraft, Ores, problem solving, processed materials, rail network, Resource Management, simulation, smp, Space, strategy, Struggling, Technology, Trains, video games
Are you tired of being a brainlet like our friend here who can’t even figure out how to make a simple rail network in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a special potion that turns your brain into a supercomputer! You’ll be building rail networks with multiple trains in no time and zooming off to space faster than you can say “creeper.”
Join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your brain power, but we’ve got potions for that). Don’t miss out on the chance to become a Minecraft master and conquer the universe with your epic train empire. Trust us, it’s gonna be a trainwreck of fun!

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FantasiaMania
Centaur, Cross-Play, Dwarf, Economy, Elf, FantasiaMania, FANTASY, Kingdom, MCMMO, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Towny, Vampire
A brand-new Fantasy Towny Server!
– Choose your origin! Elf, Dwarf, Centaur, Vampire, and more!
– Create and expand your own kingdom!
172.240.79.161

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Feet Fantasy Minecraft Server
Alluring, arches, attractive, Barefoot, Beautiful, delicate, FANTASY, feet, female, foot fetish, foot worship, High heels, Minecraft, pedicure, PRETTY, seductive, Sensual, Server, Sexy, Soles, toe ring, Toes, toes in the sand
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness!
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant turtle! Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest that is guarded by a pack of dancing llamas who will only let you have the loot if you can beat them in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy and the sun is made of cheese!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all!

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Sneaky Russian Minecraft SMP Sabotage
BETRAYAL, Climax, Coming Soon, Conspiracy, covert actions, Deception, Espionage, global crisis, international conflict, Lord, Manipulation, Minecraft, Peace, political intrigue, power struggle, Russian, sabotage, secret operations, smp, sneaky, Tension, War, world affairs
Get ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, with crazy challenges, intense battles, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.
Join us as we journey through a world filled with dangerous mobs, treacherous terrain, and secret hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. But beware, for the end is near and only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the ultimate showdown.
So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane rollercoaster of a server. It’s all coming to a climax soon. I hope you’ve made peace with the lord, because things are about to get crazy!

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What is the IP for Thinknoodles Minecraft Server?
Minecraft, Server, Thinknoodles
Thinknoodles, also known as Justin, is a popular YouTube personality known for his gaming content. He primarily creates videos on games like Minecraft, Roblox, and Animal Crossing, with a focus on gameplay, walkthroughs, and tips. With a dedicated fanbase of over 6 million subscribers, Thinknoodles is recognized for his engaging commentary and entertaining gameplay.

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Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
blocky, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, cultural identity, cultural norms, cultural practices, Cultural traditions, Fun, Identity, identity formation, Individuality, Minecraft, multiple names, naming conventions, naming customs, naming rituals, personal identification, personal identity, personal names, Server, social groups, social norms, societal expectations, west bengal
Are you tired of being stuck with just one name on other Minecraft servers? Do you crave the thrill of having multiple identities and confusing your fellow players? Look no further than our server in West Bengal, where it’s totally normal to have a different name for every group of players you encounter!
Join us for the ultimate identity crisis experience, where you can be known as Steve to one group, Herobrine to another, and Notch to yet another. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a rumor that you’re secretly the Ender Dragon in disguise!
So come on down to our server and embrace the chaos of multiple names and endless possibilities. Just remember, in West Bengal, the more names you have, the more respected you are in the Minecraft community. See you there!

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The Minecraft SMP: /tnlg/ Throne and Liberty General
555444, action combat, aws, battle passes, Builds, Combat strategy, convenience items, Cosmetics, database, EU, Exploration, free to play, general, Guilds, Kazar, Liberty, lottie, menhera club, microtransactions, Minecraft, mmorpg, NA East, open world, pay to win, Pettanko, Player Customization, PvE, PvP, Sani, shapeshifting mechanic, smp, tab target, Throne, throne and liberty, tnlg, weather systems
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join our server, where you can transform into a sani for exploration and combat strategy – because who wouldn’t want to fight mobs as a mystical creature?
We have adaptive weather systems that will make you feel like you’re really braving the elements, and a seamless open world that will blow your mind. Plus, our microtransactions include battle passes, cosmetics, and convenience items that will make you the envy of all your friends.
Our Western publisher, AWS, promises to keep the game fair and fun, so you don’t have to worry about any pay-to-win shenanigans. And with our insane builds and database, you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.
Join us on NA East server Lottie with the <menhera club> or on EU server Kazar with <Pettanko> (password: 555444) for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the craziness begin!

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VtubeCraft – Virtual Fun Minecraft Server
#youtube, advice, Aspiring Vtubers, Audience, Auditions, brave, capcut, davinci resolve, Fun, hololive, Kdenlive, Links, Minecraft, niji, Premiere, privacy tips, Server, Startups, trolling techniques, twitch, vegas pro, Video editor, virtual, VTubeCraft, Vtubers
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Vtubing to a whole new level! Looking for advice on whether to stream on Twitch or YouTube? Look no further, our players have the inside scoop on what platform will make you the next Vtuber sensation.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have access to exclusive auditions with companies like Brave, Hololive, and Niji. Who knows, you could be the next big Vtuber superstar!
Need help editing your clips? We’ve got you covered with recommendations for the best video editors in the biz. From DaVinci Resolve to Vegas Pro, we’ll make sure your content looks top-notch.
And if you’re worried about trolls, fear not! Our players have mastered the art of dealing with common trolling techniques, so you can focus on creating amazing content without any interruptions.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and become the Vtuber of your dreams! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft sensation with our help. Let’s get crafting!

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Puberty Blockers for Technology Minecraft SMP
#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Blockers, digital age, ethical concerns, ethical technology., future implications, hindering development, human Resources, innovation, LLMs, Minecraft, puberty, puberty blockers, slowing down progress, smp, societal impact, societal responsibility, stupid Javascript frameworks, technological advancement, Technology, wasting resources, workforce management
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually focus on building and surviving? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is filled with crazy players who are too busy arguing about the best Javascript frameworks to actually make any progress in the game.
Join us if you want to waste your time debating the merits of LLMs instead of actually playing Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have hot takes on technology?
Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only speaks in code snippets. Will you be the one to crack the cryptic messages and unlock the secrets of the server? Only one way to find out – join us now!

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3b3t Vanilla Anarchy
3b3t, Anarchy, cussing, Dark, Griefing, Looting, Minecraft, PvP, racism, Raiding, Server, Survival, Vanilla
Pure Vanilla. Looting/raiding allowed. Griefing? Also allowed. Cussing? You guessed it – allowed. We really don’t care what you do.
Aside from racism. Racism of any kind will not be tolerated – any form of racism will result in an immediate ban. It’s a dark server, but not that dark.
172.240.12.99:25744

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