the smp problem – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

The Unamused Darkness Minecraft Server
ANNOYED, brooding, Darkness, disapproval, discontent, disdainful, Displeased, displeasure, Frustrated, gloomy, Grumpy, irritated, Minecraft, moody, Server, Somber, sulking, sullen, unamused, Unhappy, unimpressed, unsatisfied
Are you tired of boring, well-lit Minecraft servers where everything is sunshine and rainbows? Well, look no further because Darkness is unamused! Our server is shrouded in darkness, with creepy caves, haunted forests, and spooky mobs lurking around every corner.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a giant, feathered beast that will challenge even the bravest players. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the darkness. Just be sure to bring a torch – you never know what might be lurking in the shadows!

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YeehawCraft: Where we mine for freedom and roleplay as stereotypical Americans! 🤠🇺🇸 #MinecraftMadness
AMERICANS, Characters, commercials, Community, creativity, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, forum, freedom, Fun, humor, imagination, Interactive, love, MinecraftMadness, ONLINE, Roleplay, roleplaying games, satire, Social, stereotypical, stereotypical Americans, storytelling, YeehawCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! We have more commercials than you can shake a stick at – seriously, our players can’t get enough of them! Join us and experience the thrill of watching commercials while mining for diamonds, it’s a game-changer, literally.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance the Chicken King, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets – trust us, it’s worth it.
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with commercials, chicken dance-offs, and endless fun. You won’t regret it, we promise!

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JoynCraft VS Hypixel

Active Staff, building, Collaborative, Community, Creative, creative freedom, Discord, Economy, Friendly, Immersive, immersive experience, long-lasting, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, Music, Peaceful, player-driven, Plugins, professional hosting, PvE, secure financing, Survival, unique seed, vast map

Comparison of Hypixel and JOYnCRAFT:

Hypixel:

Pros	Cons
High player population	Can be overwhelming for some players
Wide variety of minigames	May experience server lag at peak times
Frequent updates and events	Can be challenging for newer players

JOYnCRAFT:

Pros	Cons
Active staff and community	Smaller player base
Professionally hosted server	Lack of extensive minigames
Secure financing and long-term stability	May not appeal to players looking for constant action

FAQ:

Which server has a higher player population? Hypixel has a higher player population compared to JOYnCRAFT.
Which server offers a wider variety of minigames? Hypixel offers a wider variety of minigames compared to JOYnCRAFT.
Which server has a more stable financing plan? JOYnCRAFT has secure financing secured years ahead, ensuring long-term stability.
Which server is better for new players? Hypixel may be more suitable for new players due to its extensive tutorials and game modes.

Sliddin’ & Craftin’ Minecraft Server Madness
Adventure, baby, Childhood, children, CRAFTIN, EXCITEMENT, Fun, funny, giggles, HAHAHAHAHA, Happiness, It’s, joy, Laughter, madness, Memories, Minecraft, outdoors, Play, Server, Sliddin, slidding, Slides, Sliding
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server where everything is SLIDDING BABY!!! That’s right, forget walking or running, on our server you’ll be sliding everywhere like a penguin on ice!
But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Slime King who rules over the land with a gooey fist. Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Slime King and claim his throne for yourself. And did we mention that all the animals on our server have been replaced with dancing llamas? It’s a llama party 24/7!
So why join our server? Because where else can you slide around like a maniac, battle a Slime King, and party with llamas all in one place? It’s SLIDDING BABY!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even Steve Asks ‘How do you do it?’
Asks, Bitcoin, Crafty, cryptocurrency, dissolve, fear, financial disaster, funds, Gains, ignore, investing, Losses, market, McCraftface, pull out, Rational, Risk, s&p 500, Server, steve, stress, track, ups and downs, volatility, VOO
Are you tired of watching your crypto funds fluctuate more than a rollercoaster ride? Join our Minecraft server where the only ups and downs you’ll experience are when you’re mining for diamonds! Say goodbye to the stress of crypto and hello to the relaxing world of block-building and exploration.
We’ve had players who were once deep in the crypto game, but now they’ve found solace in our server. One player even claimed that they found a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual coins that made them richer than any cryptocurrency ever could! Who needs Bitcoin when you have emeralds and gold at your fingertips?
Forget about the financial disasters of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only worry is whether you’ll survive the night against a horde of zombies. Join our Minecraft server today and let the blocky adventures begin!

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✅ FREE DONATION ▶️ DUELS ⭐ DOMER SERVER ❤️ Minecraft server
active community, Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Creative, cs go, Custom Plugins, Deathrun, domer, Duels, Economy, Egg wars, Events, Free donation, Free Ranks, Friendly staff, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Minigames, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, PvP, pvp arena, Quake, Roleplay, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, Voting Rewards
The owner of the server “FREE DONATION DUELS SERVER OF DOMER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
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Minecraft server: SushiCraft
Communication, Cross-thread, culture, Daily Life, DECLARATION, desuarchive, discussion, English, International, Japan, japanese, Language, learn Japanese, Minecraft, next link, Server, SushiCraft, Thread, travel, スレッド, 日本, 日本語
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual Japan and immerse yourself in the language, culture, and daily life of the Land of the Rising Sun!
Join us as we discuss all things Japan in both Japanese and English, because why not challenge yourself while having fun? Plus, rumor has it that if you reach fluency in both languages on the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle Godzilla with nothing but your language skills!
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to travel through pixelated Japan, where you can visit famous landmarks like Mount Fuji, Tokyo Tower, and even a blocky version of Akihabara filled with virtual anime merchandise.
So come on over and join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the next thread!

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Blocky Banter: Morning Madness
babygirly, banter, blocky, brown poo, Capital city, city, fuck it out, good morning, goodmorning, hello, madness, morning, name.., number, pooper, poopy lane, REDEEM, sirs, submarine, thank you, toiletpaper, Train, Trapped, Writer
Welcome to the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
Join us for a wild ride filled with trains, trapped submarines, and even a day dedicated to pooping! Who wouldn’t want to explore Old Brown Poo and venture down Poopy Lane?
But wait, there’s more! Become a Toiletpaper Writer and earn your place in the prestigious ranks of this server. Thank us later, babygirly.
And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that if you can solve the riddle of the Capital City Number, you’ll unlock secrets beyond your wildest dreams.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and let’s “fuck it out” together. Sirs, prepare for the madness!

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👑 Hermit servers season 9 – We promise it’s coming… eventually 👑

active community, bedrock, business district, Coming, Elected positions, Eventually, Hermit, hermitcraft, java, Major player events, Minecraft, mob/player heads, Player made mega bases, PlayStation, Promise, Season, Servers, shopping district, smp, Switch, Tribal towns, Vanilla, visual/fun add ons, weekly builds, weekly events, Whitelisted server, Xbox

Hermit Servers Season 9 Overview

Features	Description
Hermitcraft inspired gameplay	Experience gameplay inspired by the popular Hermitcraft server.
Shopping district, business district and more	Engage in trade and business activities in various districts.
Mob/player heads	Collect rare mob and player heads as trophies.
Visual/fun add ons	Enjoy additional visual and fun elements in the server.
Major player events all the time	Participate in exciting player-led events regularly.
Elected positions including king and ministers	Engage in political gameplay with elected positions.
Tribal towns where players work together	Join tribal towns to collaborate with other players.
Player made mega bases	Build massive bases and structures with other players.
Weekly builds	Participate in weekly building challenges and activities.
Whitelisted server	Join a whitelisted server for a safe and enjoyable experience.

For more information, visit hermitservers on social media or to join, click on https://discord.gg/DzuXj2KmaV. We hope to see you there!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. When does the new season start?

The new season begins on 11th May.

2. Can I join with Bedrock or Java edition?

Yes, the server supports both Bedrock and Java editions, including Playstation, Xbox, and Switch.

3. What kind of player events can I expect?

There are major player events happening all the time, offering a variety of activities and challenges for players.

4. How can I join the server?

To join the server, visit the provided Discord link and follow the instructions to join the whitelisted server.

Minecraft server: Tubular Retro Gamers
Chuubas, Divegrass team, Gamers, Kiki Main Thread, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, lig, Lumi ARG, Minecraft, mozumi main thread, pyon, Retro, retro game tubers, retro games, Retro Streams, Server, Tsunderia Extended, tubular, V&U, vdere, vnug, VT, Vtubers
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can discuss Vtubers who love Retro Games? Look no further! Our server is dedicated to linking all Vtubers with a passion for retro streams and games. Join us for epic discussions, outrageous theories, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the Lumi ARG – who knows what mysteries lie within! Dive into the world of Divegrass Team, where the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. And don’t forget to check out our useful links, including the Retro Chuubas list and more. So why wait? Join now and become part of the craziest Vtuber community in Minecraft history!

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