The Smiths Official Video Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

anal sex, blocky, BOOTY, comfort, Communication, Connection, Curiosity, desire, emotional, Experience, Exploration, Intimacy, Minecraft, nerves, PENETRATION, Physical, Pleasure, Sensation, Sensitive, Server, sex, stimulation, taboo

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Star Shards Collected:	174
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a non-stop party where anything goes, including answering life’s most burning questions like “What does anal sex feel like?” Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server. So come on, dive into the unknown and let your imagination run wild with us!

Minecraft SMP – /hdg/ – Hell Divers General

3rd person shooter, alien insects, co-op, contested planets, Democracy Space Station, divers, Galaxy, general, hdg, Hell, Helldivers, Helldivers General, information resources, Latest Patch, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, Omens of Tyranny, Patch, PC, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, smp, spread democracy, squad-based, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Truth Enforcers, Urban Legends

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like no other, filled with alien insects and robots ready to take over the galaxy. But fear not, because it’s your job to Spread Democracy and liberate planets one block at a time.

Join us as we wage war against the forces of evil, completing insane objectives in procedurally generated areas while racing against the clock. With enough successful operations, we can liberate entire planets and maybe even the entire galaxy – no pressure, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures waiting for you to uncover. From the Truth Enforcers to the Urban Legends, there’s never a dull moment on our Minecraft SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your squad, and join us in the most epic battle for democracy that Minecraft has ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of a little alien invasion, that is.

Holy Moly Minecraft Server

Aesthetic, celebration, ceremony, Cultural, Festive, holiday, HOLY, Minecraft, MOLY, observance, Religion, religious celebration, religious ceremony, religious festivity, religious holiday, religious observance, religious ritual, religious tradition, ritual, Sacred, Server, special occasion, spirituality, tradition

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t celebrate holidays in style? Well, look no further because on our server, we take holiday aesthetics to a whole new level! Picture this: on Christmas, our entire server transforms into a winter wonderland with snowmen, Christmas trees, and even Santa Claus himself flying around on a sleigh pulled by reindeer! And don’t even get me started on Halloween – our server becomes a haunted mansion filled with spooky surprises and trick-or-treating zombies! So if you want to experience holidays like never before, join our server and get ready for some seriously festive fun!

Fries Your Brain with High Frequency Waves Directly into Your Minecraft SMP

Brain, Cognitive, Conspiracy Theory, direct, ear canal, experimentation, Frequency, Fries, futuristic, HIGH, high frequency waves, Kid, Manipulation, mind control, Minecraft, neural, pemFries, personnel, psychological warfare, science fiction, secret government project, SMPemp, Targeted, Technology, Transmission, Waves

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	199
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	45	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the twisted minds of our players.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster turns everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos while riding a llama named Larry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up anything in its path. Will you be brave enough to challenge this feathered fiend?

So come on and join us if you dare. Just be prepared to have your brain fried with high frequency waves directly into your ear canal. Nothing personnel, kid.

Chuuba’s Twisted Humor Minecraft Server

alternative comedy, Approval, boundary-pushing humor, Chuubas, controversial, dark humor, eccentric, Edgy, humor, Minecraft, modernist individualism, narcissism, nonconformist, outcast, rebellious, Server, sick humor, society, subversive humor, taboo, Twisted, twisted humor, Unconventional, unconventional humor

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Potions Brewed:	142
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Animals Bred:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the chuubas out there with a dark, sick twisted sense of humor and a hint of narcissistic modernist individualism that society just can’t handle! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, crazy events, and a community of misfits who will accept you for who you truly are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who have taken over the virtual world in a quest for world domination. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their fluffy reign? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique and bizarre as you are, look no further. Join us today and let your inner chuuba shine in all its twisted glory!

No Virgin Women Are So Disgusting Minecraft SMP

ABSTINENCE, attraction, chastity, conservative views, disgust, Disgusting, double standards, judgmental, Minecraft, moral standards., non-virgin, personal beliefs, purity, relationships, sexual experience, sexual history, sexual partners, sexual preferences, smp, societal norms, traditional values, Virgin, virgin women, VIRGINITY, Women

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where only the purest of players are allowed? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, even the mobs are virgins. That’s right, no non-virgin creepers blowing up your builds here!

Join us if you want to be surrounded by only the most pristine players who have never even looked at another block in a lewd way. Our community is so pure, even the Ender Dragon is saving itself for marriage.

So come on down to our SMP and experience a world where virginity is the ultimate currency. Who needs diamonds when you can have the purity of a thousand snow golems? Join now and remember, only virgins allowed!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Casino, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Parkour, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Towns Built:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Pixelated Pals Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Authenticity, Business, Dedication, Entrepreneurship, Ethics, growth, innovation, Integrity, Investment, leadership, long-term vision, loyalty, Management, Minecraft, MONEY, PALS, Passion, pixelated, rare, Server, success, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to grind for hours just to get a few measly diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has been bought out by a rich eccentric who just wants us to have fun! That’s right, no more grinding for resources, just pure unadulterated fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream castle without worrying about running out of blocks. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to create a giant statue of a chicken? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

And the best part? Our new owner has deep pockets, so expect crazy events like diamond rain showers and exploding cows. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

/wvp/ – Western Vtuber Party Minecraft SMP

adult content, Adult Fan Content, audios, Chuubas, explicit discussion, Fan art, fanfiction, indie vtubers, lewd content, lewd discussion, lewd fan art, lewd fanfiction, maid duties, Minecraft, NSFW, Party, smp, sustained lewd discussion, tributes, virtual youtubers, Vtuber, vtuber community, Western, Western Vtuber Porn, western vtubers, wvp

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all your lewd indie vtuber discussions! Join us for explicit discussions, fan art, fanfiction, and even relevant tributes to your favorite indie vtubers. And guess what? The vtubers themselves are welcome to join in on the fun! So why wait? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft lewd again!

Block Chopping Minecraft Server

BLOCK, chopping, chopping block, disease control, Epidemic, eradication, global health, Healthcare, herd immunity, immunization, immunization campaign, Infectious Disease, Minecraft, outbreak, Polio, polio eradication, Prevention, public health, Server, vaccination, vaccine, vaccine development, vaccine distribution, World Health Organization

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Emeralds Found:	2055
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the polio vaccine is the ultimate treasure! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the polio vaccine was hidden deep within the virtual world by a group of mischievous players who wanted to protect it at all costs. But beware, the vaccine is guarded by a fierce army of zombie anti-vaxxers who will stop at nothing to keep it out of your reach. Are you brave enough to embark on this wild adventure and claim the polio vaccine for yourself? Join now and prepare for the craziest quest of your Minecraft life!