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GrampsFuneralMC Server

Boundaries, challenging family dynamics, communication breakdown, coping with loss, difficult decisions, difficult family situations, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, funeral attendance, GrampsFuneralMC, grief and loss, mourning process, personal rights, self-care, Server, stepmother issues, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6026
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of family drama and need a break from real life chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any crazy stepmothers causing trouble!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about choosing between attending your grandfather’s funeral or dealing with a manipulative stepmother. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players.

Forget about the diary-keeping, drama-starting relatives in your life and immerse yourself in a world where the only conflict is between you and the mobs. Join now and leave the family feuds behind – after all, diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

NoSmokeNoFunCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	224
Alien Abductions:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Well, look no further! Our server is so fire, even the smoke alarms can’t handle it! Join us for some smokin’ hot gameplay and crazy adventures.

We promise a smoking good time, just like when your partner sets off the smoke alarms in your dad’s house. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing that’ll be lit is the fun!

So come on over and join us for a blaze of a time. Just make sure to keep the smoke alarms off, unless you want to start a fight with the admins!

PizzaRuinerMC SMP

bad sauce, bad service, burnt crust, cold pizza, delivery mishaps, disappointing meal, food poisoning, incorrect order, overcooked, PizzaRuinerMC, poor quality, ruined dinner, ruined pizza, smp, soggy crust, stale ingredients, too little cheese, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked, wrong temperature, wrong toppings

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret pizza cult hidden deep within our world where players must sacrifice their least favorite toppings to the Pizza God in order to gain special powers. But beware, if you ruin a pizza in-game, the Pizza God will curse you with never-ending pineapple toppings on all your future pizzas! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the world of pizza madness!

MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

Colleague, company policy, dismissal, employment, FIRED, HR, Incompetence, job loss, job performance, job probation, Job Termination, MineCraftFiredFast, misconduct, new hire, probation period., quick dismissal, quick turnaround, Seconds, Termination, termination process, termination reasons, Workplace

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	431	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!

CannabisCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., agriculture, Authorization, cannabis cultivation, cannabis industry, cannabis legalization, CannabisCraft, economic boost, export potential, Farmers, farming community, government approval, job creation, legalization, market demand, Minecraft, morocco, North Africa, regulatory framework, rural development, Server, sustainable practices, traditional crops

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Farms Harvested:	488	Buildings Constructed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can grow your own virtual cannabis farm like those farmers in Morocco! Get those virtual green thumbs ready, cuz in 2024, we’re giving out authorization for all players to cultivate their own cannabis crops.

Join our server and become the ultimate weed farmer, trading your crops with other players for virtual riches. Who needs diamonds when you can have a field full of sticky icky buds, amirite?

So come on down to our server and get ready to blaze it up in Minecraft like never before. It’s gonna be lit, literally. Join now and let’s get farming, baby! 🌿🔥 #420minecraftdreams

UkrainianAirHobble

air defenses, Conflict, defense budget, defense industry, defense systems, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkrainianAirHobble, War

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

so, like, you know how russia is all big and bad and stuff? well, on this server, ukraine is like the ultimate troll and is totally owning russia’s air defenses. it’s like watching a cat play with a mouse, but in minecraft. join this server to witness the epic battle between ukraine and russia, and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? come join the chaos and see who comes out on top in this crazy virtual world!

BeeScentsGoneWild

antennal responses, BEES, BeeScentsGoneWild, Biodiversity, chemical communication, climate change, colonies, Decline, ecological disruption, ecosystem, environmental impact, floral scents, global warming, heatwaves, insect behavior, insect populations, Plants, pollination, Pollinators, populations, Temperature

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mines Excavated:	3054
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ IT’S SO HOT (+40º) THAT EVEN THE BEES CAN’T SMELL THE FLOWERS ANYMORE! THEY’RE TOO BUSY SWEATING AND FORGETTING HOW TO TALK TO PLANTS! COME HELP SAVE THE BEES AND STOP THIS CRAZY HEATWAVE MADNESS! PLAY NOW BEFORE THE FLOWERS START TALKING BACK TO US!

NOT Skyblock Server With NO Payouts or ANY hype pvp pve skyblock DO NOT JOIN

bedrock, Bosses, crops, Cultivate, Events, Farmer, Farming, Fight, hype, ISLAND, java, Join, Koth, Mining, Network, Payouts, Powerful, PvE, PvP, real-world money, Release, Rewards, Server, server ip, Skyblock, Upgrade

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	153
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to MaceMC!
New Bedrock and Java server releasing September 1st!
Versions 1.8 – 1.21

Events: Participate in events and win amazing rewards!
Bosses: Team up with others to fight powerful bosses!
PvP/KOTH: Fight against others to win King of The Hill!
Mining: Explore and mine valuable resources to upgrade your island!
Farming: Cultivate your crops and become the top farmer on the server!
Payouts: Compete for top spots and earn real-world money!

Releasing September 1st @ 8pm EST

Server IP: macemc.org

Bedrock Port: 25583

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/QCxJJKuyVF

FAQ

Question	Answer
When is the server releasing?	The server will be releasing on September 1st at 8pm EST.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	Versions 1.8 to 1.21 are supported on the server.
What can players do on the server?	Players can participate in events, team up to fight bosses, engage in PvP/KOTH battles, mine resources, cultivate crops, and compete for payouts.
Is there a Discord server for MaceMC?	Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link provided.

ThomYorke’sMCServer

2021 releases, albums, Alternative, appreciation, Blessing, creativity, electronic, EXPERIMENTAL, Gratitude, Innovative, inspiration, Music, musical genius., new music, prolific artist, Radiohead, solo artist, talented musician, thank you, Thom Yorke, ThomYorkesMCServer

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Zombie Dances:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, fear not, because our server has been personally blessed by Thom Yorke himself! That’s right, the lead singer of Radiohead has graced us with not one, not two, but THREE new albums this year, and they’re all exclusively available for your listening pleasure while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Thom Yorke himself will occasionally log on to the server to play with fans and drop exclusive in-game items that you won’t find anywhere else. Imagine stumbling upon a rare diamond block that Thom Yorke himself placed just for you! It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be hanging out with Thom Yorke and jamming out to his latest tunes while you build your dream world in Minecraft? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself!

GleipnirGang Minecraft SMP – Chapter 25 “Stalling for Diamonds”

amoral heroine, brute strength, chapter, chapter 1, chapter 10, Chapter 10.5, Chapter 11, Chapter 12, Chapter 13, Chapter 14, Chapter 15, chapter 16, chapter 17, Chapter 19, chapter 2, chapter 20, chapter 21, chapter 22, Chapter 23, Chapter 24, chapter 25, chapter 3, chapter 4, chapter 5, chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, chapter 9, Chapter.18, Claire Aoki, Daily Gleipnir, depression, diamonds, Empathy, FRANKENSTEIN, GleipnirGang, great purge, human morals, insufferable, Manga, Minecraft, Monster, Protagonist, Sadistic, secret, self hate, sense of smell, Shuichi Kagaya, smp, stalling, stalling for time, Twisted, Vampire

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as twisted as the relationship between Shuichi and Claire? Look no further! Join our server where you can unleash your inner monster and wreak havoc with your fluffy paws and abnormally strong sense of smell. Just like Shuichi, you’ll be facing off against sadistic players like Claire who will stop at nothing to uncover your secrets and hold them over your head. Will you hold onto your human morals or embrace the darkness within? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate battle of monsters and humans in a world where anything is possible! Just like the chapters in this manga, each day on our server brings new surprises and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join today!