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  • VitD_CancerCrushers

    VitD_CancerCrushers
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 6828
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Towns Built: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 194
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 62 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Ores Mined: 9257
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

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    come join our epic minecraft server where the vitamin D is poppin’ and the cancer is droppin’! our server is so lit that 90% of the benefit of vitamin D for reducing death from cancer is due to direct action on the cancer itself. but wait, there’s more! the other 10% is due to prevention of comorbidities like depression and obesity. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your health? join us now and watch as your health improves while you build, mine, and craft your way to victory! #minecraft4life #vitaminDgoals #cancerfreezone 🌞💎🎮

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Grand World

    Grand World
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 2882
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

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    Ahoy, mateys! Are ye ready for the ultimate pirate-themed Minecraft adventure? Grand World is the server for ye!

    Our server is all about exploration, adventure, and survival in a lawless, open-world environment. With no rules, no restrictions, and no boundaries, it’s a true anarchy experience that will test your skills, strategy, and cunning.

    Join a community of like-minded players and embark on a journey to conquer the high seas. Battle fierce sea monsters, pillage enemy ships, and build your own pirate stronghold on land or at sea. The possibilities are endless, and the choice is yours.

    So what are ye waiting for? Set sail on 1.20.6 today and become the most notorious pirate on the seven seas!

    discord: https://discord.gg/U7QUgQF7Ta

    51.222.147.225:25615

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GentlemenCraft Minecraft Server

    GentlemenCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 1723
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 8

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    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where American gentlemen face off against the fierce Magyar Cygany! Picture this: you’re just trying to mine some diamonds when suddenly, a Magyar Cygany beggar appears out of nowhere, begging for money like it’s their job. But fear not, because our brave players have learned to defeat these primitive mobs with ease.

    And if that wasn’t enough, the only friendly faces you’ll find on this server are the female players. They’ll shower you with gifts and compliments, making you feel like the king of the world. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate champion in this crazy battle of the sexes!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FameCraft Minecraft Server

    FameCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 2447
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Haunted Chests Opened: 10

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    Welcome to the most wacky and wild Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Japs were wandering around in the virtual world of Minecraft, completely oblivious to the fact that Emma Watson was right in front of them. They couldn’t recognize Johnny Depp, Jackie Chan, Donald Trump, Michael Jordan, or even Will Smith! But fear not, dear player, for on our server, you will never have to worry about mistaking a celebrity for a blocky character ever again. Join us for a hilariously confusing adventure filled with unexpected encounters and mind-boggling moments. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get this party started!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DaddyDistracted Minecraft Server

    DaddyDistracted Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 3395
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Ghost Minerโ€™s Tools Found: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story of a husband who thought he could work while taking care of a baby.

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging dog chews and laptop distractions. Will you be able to juggle it all like this husband, or will you end up calling your mom in a panic to save the day?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can blame all your arguments on postpartum depression and await a referral while trying to survive in the Minecraft world. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you won’t find anywhere else.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where anything can happen and every day is a new adventure. Just remember, working while caring for a baby may not be the best idea, but it sure makes for a hilarious story!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisterlySnafu: NoGoldenChild

    SisterlySnafu: NoGoldenChild
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 202
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Farms Harvested: 492
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Alien Abductions: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Ores Mined: 4474 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 288
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in second chances and epic comebacks just like Rebecca’s life story! Join us and experience the thrill of redemption as you build your way up from the bottom, just like Rebecca did after almost going to jail!

    Explore our vast world filled with opportunities and challenges, just like the ones Rebecca faced when she had to earn back her trust with her family. Will you be able to prove yourself and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

    Join now and show us your skills, just like Cally did as an honor student. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the “golden child” of our server! Don’t let your past hold you back, join us and create a new future full of adventure and fun!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Don’t Mess With Us Minecraft Server

    Don’t Mess With Us Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 2883
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Crops Grown: 2181
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who shoot laser beams out of their eyes. That’s right, you don’t want to mess with these bad boys!

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s also home to a group of zombie chickens who are fiercely protective of their loot.

    3. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

    4. Our server is also home to a tribe of friendly yeti villagers who love to trade rare items for hugs. Just be careful not to accidentally squish them with your giant Minecraft feet!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VanishingVibesMC

    VanishingVibesMC
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 7944
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

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    Welcome to the Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams come true! Have you ever wondered what happened to that company or product that disappeared without a trace? Well, on our server, we have a secret underground base where all the missing companies and products have been hiding out! Join us and uncover the truth behind their disappearance while building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where pigs can soar through the sky and cows can breakdance?

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with mystery, adventure, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what other secrets and surprises you’ll uncover along the way!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HolyCraftAbuse

    HolyCraftAbuse
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 387
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Potions Brewed: 52
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4177 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

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    so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, run by this polish priest who, get this, organised World Youth Day! but wait, there’s more – he’s also charged with sex abuse! like, who woulda thought, right?

    but don’t worry, this server is lit af! like, you can build whatever you want, and there’s this secret underground dungeon where you can battle monsters and stuff. oh, and did i mention there’s a pet unicorn you can ride around on? yasss queen!

    so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only rule is to have fun and not get caught up in any scandals. trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • Nukeproof Ocean Salvage

    Nukeproof Ocean Salvage
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 6366
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6380 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Enchantments Applied: 264

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    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRINE IS SCARED TO PLAY ON IT? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE, MY FRIEND!

    ON THIS SERVER, WE HAVE DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, CREEPERS THAT GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FULL OF CHICKENS THAT LAY GOLDEN EGGS!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, OUR SHEEP CAN DANCE, AND OUR VILLAGERS THROW THE BEST PARTIES IN TOWN! PLUS, IF YOU FIND THE HIDDEN TREASURE CHEST, YOU’LL BE REWARDED WITH A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF ENCHANTED GOLDEN CARROTS!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS YOU’RE SCARED OF HAVING TOO MUCH FUN, THAT IS!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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