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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 6570 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 61 | Towns Built: | 3 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
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