ShortyCraft: Where even the smallest players can rule the world!

addiction, CHANGE, DATING, habits, Insecurities, Loneliness, mental health, Players, pornography, Recovery, relationships, rule, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-care, ShortyCraft, smallest, Support, Therapy, transformation, world, Worthless

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Farms Harvested:	225
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of gooning for hours on end with no end in sight? Do you feel like your life is just a never-ending cycle of watching trans porn and feeling unfulfilled? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your gooner lifestyle forever!

On our server, you can build a virtual girlfriend who will never leave you or judge you for your gooning habits. You can take her on virtual dates and show her off to all your virtual friends. Who needs a real girlfriend when you have a pixelated beauty by your side?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with adventure and excitement. You can explore vast virtual worlds, battle fierce monsters, and even find love in the most unexpected places. Who knows, you might even find a real-life girlfriend who shares your love for Minecraft and gooning.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your gooner lifestyle and join our Minecraft server today! Your virtual girlfriend is waiting for you.

PirateCraft – Pirate themed minecraft server, build working ships and cannons! & Creative MoveCraft!

abandoned claims, boats, Bridges, Cannons, Creative MoveCraft, detailed guides, Discord, GATES, getting started, Getting Started Guide, Live Map, Mechanics, minecraft server, Movecraft, Permanent Map, Pirate, Pirate Themed, PirateCraft, Piratesairship, pirateship, rich history, rules, Ships, Staff Team, Survival, Tight-Knit Community, Website, working ships

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

PirateCraft - Pirate themed minecraft server, build working ships and cannons! & Creative MoveCraft! Minecraft Server

⚓ Connect: mc.piratemc.com

⚓ Website: https://www.piratemc.com

⚓ Discord: https://discord.piratemc.com

⚓ Rules: https://piratemc.com/information/rules/

⚓ Live Map: https://piratemc.com/map/

⚓ Getting Started: https://piratemc.com/guides/getting-started/

⚓ Detailed Guides: https://piratemc.com/guides/

About us

PirateCraft is a Pirate themed Minecraft survival server. We’re a 10 year old tight-knit community that’s developed over the years into a wonderful family.

Our ethos for running PirateCraft is to have a permanent map that Never Resets!, builds will be kept and protected, you can disappear for 3 months and come back to carry on where you left off! We’ve had players come back after 5 years and continue where they left off!

The world doesn’t get stale, Land & abandoned claims are regenerated over time to keep it fresh and clean, players can request Claims and Land to be removed and regenerated by our Staff Team.

Staff act like police, they only intervene when asked, you are mostly left to make your own way in PirateCraft, be it Solo or an Empire. We have a rich History documented over the years on our Wiki https://wiki.piratemc.com/PirateCraft_Timeline

Getting Started

There are no hurdles to get started, spawn is small, you just need to leave it in any direction to get started. You spawn a deckhand on a shipwreck just off the coast, where has your crew gone? Gather resources and build yourself a home to survive. Do you Build your own Empire or Join an existing one? Maybe you fight as cut-throat solo Pirate laying down your own rules!We have an in-depth getting started guide on our website: https://piratemc.com/guides/getting-started/

PirateCraft - Pirate themed minecraft server, banner

Features

☠ Moving ships, you can design and build your own ships then sail them, no mods needed! Battle, sink and steal Pirate ships, attach our working cannons too!https://piratemc.com/guides/ships/☠ Build and shoot cannons!https://piratemc.com/guides/cannons/☠ Vast Crew System https://piratemc.com/guides/crews/☠ Survival game play with GriefPrevention protection and siege turned on.https://piratemc.com/guides/claims/☠ Build custom working Portcullis gates for castles!https://piratemc.com/guides/portcullis/☠ Build working bridges for your castle moats!https://piratemc.com/guides/retractable-bridges/☠ Ranking system, to work your way up through the ranks unlocking bigger ships and perkshttps://piratemc.com/guides/ranks/☠ Custom brewing of your own grog! Custom brewing technique, age your grog in barrels!https://piratemc.com/guides/brewery/☠ Player marketplace to rent shops and sell/buy!https://piratemc.com/guides/shops-experience-storage/☠ No mods needed! Join now at mc.piratemc.com

Media

☠ Videos https://piratemc.com/videos/☠ Gallery https://piratemc.com/gallery/ (Needs a lot of photos added!)☠ Blog of competitions & Builds of the Month are listed on the homepage https://piratemc.com/

We look forward to meeting you!

mc.piratemc.com

DUSTY SMP: Where mining for diamonds is just as difficult as getting a date! (18+)

+18, 20-40, bedrock, Builders, date, diamonds, Difficult, Discord, dusty, Features, Guidelines, java, Magic Mirror, Map, Mining, Redstone, season 15, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, Skills, smp, Teleportation, voice chat, Website, World Map

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2841
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	14617	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8873
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13

DUSTY Minecraft Server Overview

Details	Description
Season	Season 15 (Established in 2019)
Player Age Range	Between 20-40

Links

mc.dustyhub.net

Map: map.dustyhub.net

Discord: discord.gg/FDCjp2J

Website: dustyhub.net

Guidelines

No racist content
No leaving trees floating
No PvP without consent
No cheating/hacking/griefing

Features

Skills
Magic Mirror (teleportation item)
Teleport from lodestone to lodestone
In-game Voice Chat

If you join, make sure to read the board at spawn and check out the Shopping District once settled. Hope to see you there!

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Zeitgeist Zapper

Astray, Balls, bullshit, calling it, Days, Die, endlessly, fascist, Find, Folks, latch on, Leading, past his, people, process, pseudointellectual, realize, repeat, Saying, zapper, Zeitgeist

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Votes:	202	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Are you tired of following pseudointellectual fascists who lead you astray with their BS? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us and escape the endless cycle of following misguided leaders. Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and let the laughter begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

better lives, comparison, Crafty, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, Europe, Europeans, fact, fear, Happiness, Lifestyle, living standards, McCraftface, quality of life, societal advantages, societal benefits, societal contrasts, societal differences, societal disparities, societal norms, standards of living, Tread, united states, well-being

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Potions Brewed:	54	Animals Bred:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where Europeans have better lives than you? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Europeans are actually less than us! That’s right, on our server, Europeans are the underdogs and you get to reign supreme. Build your empire, conquer lands, and show those Europeans who’s boss in this wacky and wild Minecraft adventure. Join now and let the madness begin!

Got beef with your neighbor? Take it out in Industrial Earth 5: Renaissance – A server with more drama than a Shakespeare play!

16th century, activities, Beef, borders, Cities, Citizens, Community, Diplomacy, Discord, Drama, Earth, Faction, games, Industrial, last stand, Leaders, neighbor, ottoman empire, Play, Renaissance, Roleplay, Server, Servers, Shakespeare, Sieges, Suggestion Chat, Wars, World Map

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Enchantments Applied:	144
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Towns Built:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Industrial Earth 5: Renaissance

Industrial Earth is a geopolitical server which is heavy in roleplay and we are looking for players! You can roleplay as the leaders of many nations which is set in the 16th century, or you can join as a citizen and fight until last stand. The server has a very small amount of plugins and a dynmap to keep track of all the cities and borders. There are wars, border clashes, diplomacy and even have other activities in different games from time to time. It’s a community where you can find new friends while enjoying the faction/geopolitical style gameplay!

Features:

Dynmap	War & Diplomacy	Sieges	Roleplay	World Map Set in the 16th Century	Suggestion Chat to Add New Features

(I am a player actually and if you are interested in the Ottoman Empire you can always join us!)

Join Now! https://discord.gg/gkXjENq2ff

Current World Map: Map: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1176139055914815610/1238076196517052467/1542.png?ex=664dc9cf&is=664c784f&hm=d48be2e24aa6c075676a9ae536722054b7a3f37b03de21679099bebc10847f11&

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I join as a citizen without becoming a nation leader?	Yes, you can join as a citizen and participate in various activities and wars.
Are there any specific rules for roleplaying as a nation leader?	Yes, there are specific rules and guidelines in place for roleplaying as a nation leader to maintain a fair and balanced gameplay environment.
How often are new features added to the server?	New features and updates are added periodically based on player suggestions and feedback.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, there is a suggestion chat where players can submit their ideas for new features to be considered by the server administrators.

CraftyCute – Anime Paradise

Aikatsu!, AiPri, Anime, Competition, CraftyCute, creativity, drawing, dreams, fashion, find out, friendship, Himari, IDOLS, Mitsuki, Music, next episode, Paradise, Passion, Performance, Pretty Series, School, teamwork

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	2201	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1069
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic adventures of Mitsuki and Himari as they uncover the scandalous drawings of themselves that players have been creating! Will they be flattered or horrified by what they find? Only one way to find out – join our server now and be a part of the drama! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that only the bravest players can discover. Are you up for the challenge? Join us and let the madness begin!

VtuberCraft: Where You Can Mine, Build, and Stream Like a Pro!

Bro, BUILD, here’s your, long trail tag, new, PRO, Stream, Vtuber, VtuberCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Votes:	427
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic virtual YouTuber as your bro! This vtuber bro will guide you through the world of blocks and mobs with his hilarious commentary and epic gaming skills.

Join our server for the chance to team up with our vtuber bro and take on crazy challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or fighting off a horde of zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature – the rainbow llama unicorn! Legend has it that if you can tame this majestic beast, you will gain the power to fly and shoot rainbows out of your eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced. And remember, with our vtuber bro by your side, anything is possible!

UncutCraft: Where Circumcision is Optional

body modification, circumcision, circumcision alternatives, circumcision benefits, circumcision controversy, circumcision debate, circumcision myths, circumcision risks, cultural norms, Foreskin, foreskin restoration, Gender Identity, genitalia, hygiene, male anatomy, medical procedure, Optional, personal choice, sexual preference, societal pressure, Uncut, UncutCraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Tired of all the cut guys on other servers? Join us for a wild and uncut Minecraft experience! Our server is like a jungle, full of untamed adventures and uncut excitement. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is uncut and he’s always looking for new players to join his uncircumcised army. So come on, join our server and let your uncut creativity run wild!

Crafty AF: 7 Years of Dev Time Wasted

20 minutes of gameplay, 30fps with black bars, 5 hours long, 7 years dev time, Crafty, Dev, Kek, no improvements over the original game outside of visuals, piece of shit, studio 4x the size of the original, Time, Wasted, Years

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2080
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Zombie Dances:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Are you tired of boring, unoriginal Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server has been in development for over 7 years by a team of over 100 developers! That’s right, we’re 4 times the size of the original Minecraft studio because we take our block-building game very seriously.

But wait, there’s more! Our server boasts a whopping 5 hours of gameplay, with a staggering 20 minutes of actual gameplay. That’s right, you’ll spend most of your time staring at loading screens and waiting for the game to catch up to your actions. And don’t even get us started on the graphics – we’ve got a solid 30fps with black bars for that authentic cinematic experience.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server that has put so much effort into being a complete disaster? It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but with blocky graphics and endless glitches. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like ours. So come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

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DUSTY Minecraft Server Overview

Links

Guidelines

Features

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FAQs

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