BTC Minecraft SMP: 10k is Programmed

10k, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, energy sucking, financial technology, fraud, games, intrinsic value, investing, Manipulation, market manipulation, Minecraft, ponzi scheme, Programmed, programming, scam, smp, speculative investment, useless

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Tired of grinding away in a virtual world where your only accomplishment is collecting meaningless digital currency that’s about as valuable as a pile of dirt? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go!

Here, we don’t care about your fancy builds or your meticulously organized chests. We want chaos, destruction, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like a wild west town on steroids, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring grind and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only thing that’s guaranteed is a good time and a lot of explosions. Who needs virtual currency when you can have virtual chaos instead? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

advice, aita, Assumptions, awkwardness, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, CraftyQueers, Crush, family, Gay, Greek god, handsome, Interpretation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mom, Muscular, privacy, relationships, Server, snapping, Support

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for the most outrageous adventures and wild stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Just like the twists and turns in this Reddit post, our server is full of unexpected surprises. From mistaken identities to secret crushes, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with your best friend and your crush’s daughter – all in the name of Minecraft fun!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

RentRageQuitCraft

baby sitting drama, BETRAYAL, irresponsible behavior, moving out, nyquil incident, rent problems, RentRageQuitCraft, roommate betrayal, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate lease issues, roommate living situation, roommate relationships, roommate responsibilities, toxic friendship, womanizer roommate

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Are you tired of living with a pig, womanizing roommate who puts babies to sleep with Nyquil? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, Nyquil-free experience! Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t ask you to babysit while they get it on with multiple partners. Plus, we guarantee no loaded diapers left unattended for hours! Join now and leave the real-life craziness behind!

ScentLoverMC SMP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2015	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing ever! We have a secret underground club where we worship llamas and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He gives out quests like “find the rarest flower in the land” or “build a giant statue of a potato.” It’s so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your diamond armor off!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 10 minutes. Imagine soaring through the sky, oinking with delight as you rain down pork chops on unsuspecting players below. And don’t even get me started on our annual “sheep shearing competition” where the winner gets a crown made of wool.

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cookies.

TherapistCraft: New Perspectives!

healing, mental health, personal growth, perspective shift, Perspectives, SELF AWARENESS, therapist advice, TherapistCraft, Therapy, therapy breakthrough, therapy experience, therapy guidance, therapy insights, therapy journey, therapy lessons, therapy progress, therapy reflection, therapy revelations, therapy session, therapy support, therapy transformation, therapy wisdom

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Towns Built:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will change your life? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even your therapist will be recommending it to all their patients.

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, where you can build your dream world and escape from reality. Our server is so therapeutic, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems as you mine, craft, and battle your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our exclusive therapy sessions with in-game counselors who will help you work through all your issues while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s like talk therapy, but with more explosions!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey and discover the healing power of Minecraft. Your therapist will thank you for it!

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Airfield, Aviation, CASUALTIES, CraftyKremlin, Defense, explosion, international relations, investigation, kyiv, Military Aircraft, Minecraft, Moscow, News, plane explosion, russia, russian military, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	163
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we make russian military planes EXPLODE for fun!! 😂🔥💣 our airfield near moscow is the HOTTEST place to be, kyiv knows what’s up! join us for some explosive fun and chaos, you won’t regret it! 💥🛩️ #minecraft #server #explosions #russianplanes #lolz

Musk’s Putin PartyCraft

#partycraft, billionaire influence, controversial endorsements, elon musk, elon musk news, european politics, far-right movements, far-right politics, German far-right party, German politics, global politics, international relations, media coverage, Musks, political alliances, political controversy, political endorsements, Politics, putin, Putin support, Reuters, Russian relations

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	965046

LOL this Minecraft server is so lit, even Elon Musk is backing it! He’s like “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, gotta join ASAP!” Plus, the server is run by a German far-right party that loves Putin, like who wouldn’t want to be part of that craziness?! Join now for a wild ride full of explosions, secret meetings, and maybe even some alien encounters (jk…or are we?). Don’t miss out on the chaos, come join the fun!

Home Not Alone

Adventure, burglars, christmas, classic, comedy, family, friendship, Fun, Heartwarming, holiday, home, home alone 2, kevin, Lost, macaulay culkin, Mischief, Movie, new york city, reunion, Sequel, Traps

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Potions Brewed:	165	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

hEY YOU, yOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? wELL LEMME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE BEIN IN HOME ALONE 2 BUT WITHOUT THE WET BANDITS! yOU CAN BUILD A FORTRESS AND PROTECT IT FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, jUST LIKE KEVIN PROTECTED HIS HOUSE FROM MARV AND HARRY! aND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, yOU MIGHT EVEN FIND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO A DIAMOND MINE, jUST LIKE KEVIN FOUND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO THE HOTEL POOL! sO COME JOIN US, aND EXPERIENCE THE EPIC ADVENTURE OF MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

Pixel Potion Pals

AMA, azithromycin, clinical trial, controversy, Covid-19, Didier Raoult, Elsevier, Ethics Violations, French Society of Pharmacology and Therapeutics, Hydroxychloroquine, International Journal of Antimicrobial Agents, International Society of Antimicrobial Chemotherapy, media coverage, methodological flaws, non-randomized, open-label, PALS, PIXEL, Potion, retracted study, Retraction, scandal, Science Sleuths

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Animals Bred:	166	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

hey yo yo yo!!! have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server?? it’s so lit, you gotta join ASAP!!!

ok so like, this server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers. why, you ask? well let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

1. we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. but here’s the catch – you have to defeat a dragon with a rubber chicken to unlock it. yep, you heard me right, a rubber chicken.

2. our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to mess with you. they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, but cuter.

3. we have a disco party every Friday night at the pixelated nightclub. the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats and explodes confetti everywhere. it’s lit AF.

4. our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve, the original Minecraft player. he roams around at night, leaving behind trails of enchanted diamonds for lucky players to find. but beware, he’s a prankster and loves to scare unsuspecting players.

5. we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. it’s like Space Mountain, but with lava and ghasts trying to knock you off the tracks.

so what are you waiting for?? join our cray cray Minecraft server now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane adventures of your life!!! let’s get this block party started, baby!!! 🎉🎮🕹️

Turtlecraft Season Five: Turtles Gone Wild! No Rules, Just Shells! Vanilla, DiscordSRV, Bluemap, Paper, Voice Chat

admins, Adventure, baseball, Bluemap, Chat, Crafting Datapacks, Discordsrv, Friends, Griefing, Land Claim, Map, Minecraft, Paper, Plugins, resource pack, rules, Season, Season Four, season three, Server, Shells, smp, texture pack, Trouble-makers, Turtlecraft, turtles, Vanilla, vanilla style, VOICE, Wild

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	turtlecraft.us
Reveal Trailer	Watch Here
Discord Server	Join Here
Season Five Bluemap	View Here

Features

Land Claim Plugin: Prevent spam/griefing by claiming your land
Crafting Datapacks: Includes various crafting enhancements
Admin Team: Ensures player activity is monitored and questions are answered
10,000 x 10,000 Map: Pre-rendered with Bluemap for easy navigation
DiscordSRV: Stay connected with players via Discord
Custom Resource Pack: Optional pack with polished textures
Trouble-maker System: Three strikes policy for rule breakers

Come join us and explore Season Three’s world while we wait for Season Four to launch!

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does Season Five launch?	Season Five launches on December 21 at 12PM EST.
What is the IP Address of the server?	The IP Address is turtlecraft.us
Are there any plugins for land claiming?	Yes, the server offers a plugin for land claiming to prevent spam and griefing.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, players can join the Discord server to stay connected.
What is the size of the map in Season Five?	The map is 10,000 x 10,000 blocks and pre-rendered with Bluemap.

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