The Seven Deadly Schmucks Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NepalCraft Server: Trans Woman Wins!

court ruling, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Gender Identity, Gender Identity Recognition, gender recognition, HUMAN RIGHTS, legal decision, legal rights, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Nepal, nepal news, NepalCraft, rules, Server, social justice, SUPREME COURT, Trans, trans woman, transgender rights, Wins, WOMAN

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9987
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where the supreme court is ruled by trans women who are actually women! build your own rainbow castle and ride unicorns into battle against evil villagers who just don’t get it. we have flying pigs and dancing llamas, plus a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to bust a move. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most fabulous minecraft server in the universe!

DroneCraft: Hezbollah vs Israel

Conflict, drone attacks, drone technology, drone warfare, DroneCraft, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hezbollah aggression, Hezbollah military capabilities, Hezbollah strategy, Hezbollah threats, Hezbollah warning, Hezbollah-Israel conflict, Israel, Israeli defense, Israeli retaliation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, regional instability, SECURITY, Terrorism

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Meteorites Collected:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo, so like, this server is so lit, even Hezbollah is getting in on the action! They be launching drone attacks on Israel, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, they promised more crazy stuff to come, like creeper armies and diamond rain! Join now for a wild ride and see if you can survive the chaos! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

WaifuCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, anti-semitism, conspiracy theories, culture, DATING, fear, Gender Roles, internet culture, Jews, love, Marriage, Men, Minecraft, Otaku, relationships, Server, social commentary, society, Stereotypes, trends, WaifuCraft, waifus, Women

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	548	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of being left for a waifu? Join our Minecraft server and build a virtual harem of your own! The jews are trembling in fear at the thought of you finding true love with your blocky beauty. Join now and show them who’s boss in the world of pixelated relationships!

Minecraft SMP: PEDS Affecting the Pixels of American Athletes

Abuse, accusations, affecting, American, American athletes, athletes, Cheating, Competition, consequences, controversy, Doping, drug testing, Ethics, face, Integrity, Minecraft, nation, peds, performance-enhancing drugs, pixels, professional sports, scandal, smp, sports

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where accusations fly like Ender Pearls and drama is always brewing.

We’ve got players accusing entire nations of using peds, only to find out they’re the ped abuser themselves! It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, alliances, and questionable ethics. Who knows, you might just become the next scandalous headline on our server!

BuffetBanditCraft

Apology, buffet etiquette, BuffetBanditCraft, class differences, cultural norms, Friendship Dynamics, group dynamics, Guilt, high school friends, judgmental behavior, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, peer pressure, privileged background, reconnecting, self reflection, social cues, social expectations, social interactions, upscale dining, wealthy friends

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6497
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Endless Night Skies:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t even scoop your minestrone in peace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your buffet etiquette needs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally grabbing too many vegetables instead of soup, only to be judged by your friends for your poor etiquette skills. But don’t worry, our community is here to support you and reassure you that it’s okay to pick and choose at a buffet – even if your friend Brenna thinks otherwise.

Experience the drama, the banter, and the minestrone mishaps on our server like never before. Who knew scooping soup could cause such chaos? So come join us and let’s scoop our way to victory together!

ExMissesMinecraftSMP

Breakup, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, ex-crush, ex-flame, ex-lover, ex-partner, ex-romance, ex-significant other, ex-spouse, Exes, ExMissesMinecraftSMP, HEARTBREAK, longing, love, Memories, missing ex, moving on, Nostalgia, past relationships, relationships

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of missing your exes in real life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and you can create a whole village of exes to reminisce about! Build a house for each ex, complete with a creepy shrine dedicated to all the good times you had together. Who needs closure when you have virtual exes to haunt you forever? Join now and never feel lonely again!

ScratchCraft75K

budgeting, celebration, dreams, Financial Planning, goals, Happiness, Investment, jackpot, life changing, lottery win, Lucky, MONEY, savings, scratch off, ScratchCraft75K, Splurge, TAXES, unexpected, wealth, windfall

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8766
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

So you just won $75K on a scratch off ticket, huh? Well, forget about buying a new car or going on a fancy vacation. The best way to spend that money is by joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can trade in your virtual diamonds for real life cash! That’s right, we have a secret underground economy where players can exchange their in-game riches for cold hard cash. Who needs a new car when you can buy a mansion with your Minecraft earnings?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards a treasure trove of rare items and riches. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So gather your friends, gear up, and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and turn your $75K into a fortune beyond your wildest dreams!

River2Sea Minecraft Server

constitutional rights, controversial statement, court decision, free speech, freedom of expression, from the river to the sea, German court, germany, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Israeli settlements, judicial system, landmark ruling, legal case, legal challenge, legal precedent, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, political speech, River2Sea, Ruling, Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4245
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the German court is talking about it? Well, you’re in luck, cuz this server is about to blow your mind!

Join us on this epic journey where you can build from the river to the sea, just like in that court case everyone’s talking about. It’s like, the ultimate test of free speech, but in Minecraft form. How crazy is that?!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. You’ll be able to fly, shoot fireballs from your hands, and even summon a pet dragon to ride around on. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo!

BlockyRightsViolation

Abortion bans, Amnesty International, anti-choice, BlockyRightsViolation, bodily autonomy, gender equality, global advocacy, government interference, healthcare access, HUMAN RIGHTS, legal restrictions, maternal mortality, pro-choice, public health, Report, reproductive rights, Social Impact, social justice, women’s empowerment, Women’s Health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

so, liek, u know how sum servers r all boring and stuff? well dis server is da opposite of dat. it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead. it’s like, so lit, u won’t even believe it.

u gotta join dis server cuz it’s da only place where u can ride a pig into battle against a dragon. and, get dis, if u find a diamond, it turns into a real diamond IRL. like, whaaaat?!

also, did i mention dat da mods on dis server are actually wizards? they can make ur dreams come true with just a flick of their wand. it’s like Hogwarts, but with more explosions.

so, if u wanna have da time of ur life and experience da most epic adventures ever, join dis server now. u won’t regret it. trust me, i’m a unicorn.

QuantumCraft: Fiber Fusion

Achieved, ADVANCE, Breakthrough, classical, Communication, data transfer, Experiment, fiber, Fusion, Information Technology, innovation, internet, Merger, novel, optical fiber, optical networking, Quantum, quantum computing, QuantumCraft, scientific research, single, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mines Excavated:	3690
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to be part of the 1st-ever quantum, classical internet merger achieved via single optical fiber in a Minecraft server? well now’s your chance!

imagine teleporting through dimensions with the power of quantum technology while building epic structures with your pals. this server is so advanced, it has the potential to advance telecommunications in the Minecraft world.

join now for a chance to be a part of history and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in a Minecraft server. who needs regular old servers when you can be part of something this mind-blowing? don’t miss out, join now!