🍆💦The Seven Deadly Schmucks Minecraft Servers

Crafty Gamers United

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to prove your gaming skills! We have dragons roaming around the map that you can ride into battle against other players. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by a friendly giant chicken.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a disco party every Friday night where you can dance with your fellow players and show off your best moves. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore the haunted mansion filled with spooky surprises and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

SleepyCraft

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OMG you won’t believe what happened when I logged onto THE BEST Minecraft server this morning! I spawned in a giant pancake kingdom where the pigs were actually bacon and the chickens laid chocolate eggs! I had the most epic breakfast ever, complete with diamond syrup and creeper juice! It was so insane, I had to pinch myself to make sure I wasn’t dreaming!

Join THE BEST Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures and the most delicious breakfasts of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Pixelated Space Cadets: The Legend of the Overrated Sci-Fi Server

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Welcome to the Legend of the Overrated Science Fiction Anime Minecraft server! Are you tired of all those tryhard servers that think they’re so smart? Well, look no further because we are here to bring you the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had.

Join us on this server and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the land of pixelated wonders. Build a castle made entirely out of diamonds, ride a unicorn into battle, and fight off an army of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot in your hand.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the server that will transport you to a parallel universe where everything is made out of cheese. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary dancing chicken that grants wishes to those who can out-dance it.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the Legend of the Overrated Science Fiction Anime Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just remember, begone with this tryhard shit, it’s not as smart as you think it is.

Crafty Crew: The Remix

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where socializing is taken to a whole new level!

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can FLY around like a majestic UNICORN and shoot RAINBOWS out of your hands!

Join us for our weekly DANCE PARTIES where the blocks come to life and start busting out some sick moves. And don’t forget about our PETTING ZOO where you can cuddle with adorable CREEPERS and ENDER DRAGONS!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can even SWIM in a pool of DIAMONDS and ride on a GIANT CHICKEN through the skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

BritsCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the most enlightening gameplay ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and sought advice from a wise rabbit named Rabbi. The Rabbi gave them the most epic advice on how to build the most legendary castle in all of Minecraft. And guess what? That player’s castle became so awesome that it was featured in Minecraft Monthly magazine!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in dance parties with pigs and llamas, go on treasure hunts with parrots, and even ride on the backs of dragons!

So come join us on this magical Minecraft adventure, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MemeCraft: VShojo+ Edition

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server ever! Are you ready for a wild ride filled with vtubers and VShojo madness? Join us for the DOUBLE DEBUT DAY Edition where Michimochi is making her grand entrance TODAY! Rumor has it, she’s bringing a pet dragon and a disco ball made of diamonds. And if that’s not enough, Zen is debuting in a bunny suit mixed with a train conductor outfit. It’s like a party in a parallel universe!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with apricots, geegas, and even a genius henya who can build a castle out of nothing but dirt blocks. Plus, we have a magical hajime, a rockstar kson, and a mischievous mata who can summon lightning with a flick of their wand. And let’s not forget about projektmelody who can turn a creeper into a friendly pet in seconds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Don’t miss out on the fun, because on this server, every day is a party!

Blocky Banter: DMC Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that filter out all the fun? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, zombie dance parties, and diamond rain showers!

Our server is so epic that even the legendary Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been spotted building pixel art of his favorite memes and challenging players to parkour races across the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco where players can battle it out in epic dance-offs for the chance to win rare enchanted gear. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden unicorn stable where you can ride into battle on a majestic rainbow steed.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).

SmallCraft: Where Everything’s No Big Deal!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take border security to a whole new level! 🚧🚨

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of defending against zombie invasions, creepers trying to sneak in, and even the occasional Ender Dragon trying to cross the border! 😱🐉

But don’t worry, we’ve got THE BEST security measures in place, including lava moats, TNT traps, and a team of highly trained llamas ready to spit on any intruders. 🦙💥

So if you’re looking for a server that takes border security VERY SERIOUSLY (but also knows how to have a good time), then come join us for some epic adventures and INSANE battles! 🎮🔥

Remember, on this server, it’s NO. BIG. DEAL. We’ve got it all under control. 😉🌟

HonkaiCraft: Star Rail LOLZ

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever lay your eyes on! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

Join us on this server for a chance to embark on wild adventures, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce creatures. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret dungeons filled with LEGENDARY loot that will make you the envy of all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a famous Minecraft player who roams the land, challenging anyone who dares to face him in a duel. Will you be brave enough to take on this spectral foe?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement that awaits you!

CreepyCraft: Where Every Chat Ends in a Plot Twist

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where every player you meet turns out to be a secret agent! 🕵️‍♂️🤯 Join us for a chance to team up with James Bond, Jason Bourne, and even Austin Powers himself as you embark on thrilling missions and epic adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where you can ride REAL unicorns and battle evil villains like Dr. Evil and Thanos. 🦄💥

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most TOP SECRET Minecraft community on the internet! 😉🔥

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Divine Spears Created:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	10	New Chunks Explored:	392126
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mines Excavated:	2771
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Falling into the Void:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	182

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mines Excavated:	1056	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Items Found:	2785
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	230
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8205
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Void Gems Collected:	28
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Awesome The Seven Deadly Schmucks Minecraft Servers

Crafty Gamers United

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SleepyCraft

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Pixelated Space Cadets: The Legend of the Overrated Sci-Fi Server

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BritsCraft

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MemeCraft: VShojo+ Edition

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SmallCraft: Where Everything’s No Big Deal!

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HonkaiCraft: Star Rail LOLZ

Stats November 22, 2024

CreepyCraft: Where Every Chat Ends in a Plot Twist

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Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ores Mined:	7936	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Zombie Dances:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1