The Self MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

JetCraft Minecraft Server

Sending, international relations, Defense, US, defense spending

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got fighter jets flyin’ all over the place like it’s a freakin’ air show! We got so many jets, you’ll think you’re in Top Gun or somethin’! And guess what? It only cost us $10 billion to modernize our forces, so you know we mean business!

Join now and experience the thrill of dodgin’ fighter jets while you mine for diamonds and build your dream castle! Who needs dragons when you got fighter jets, amirite? So come on down and be a part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever see!

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BritBlockParty

boris johnson, Government, labour party, Politics, conservative party

lol u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers dance? well, u found the right place, my friend! come join us on this epic server where the sheep wear sunglasses and the cows do stand-up comedy.

we have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night, and the zombies are actually really good at karaoke. u can build ur own castle in the sky and ride a unicorn to battle against the evil ender dragon.

join us now and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every friday. what more could u ask for? come on, what are u waiting for? let’s gooooooo! 🎉🍰🦄🎤

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SongLyricSavant

memory formation, Memory, cognitive function, Music, mental processes

lol this server is like that one song u havent heard in years but u still remember every word. u gonna be singing its praises for years to come, trust me. forget about lunch, come join us and feast on epic builds and crazy adventures. u wont regret it, unless u regret not joining sooner. so what u waiting for? come on in and let the memories flow like a river of diamonds and creepers.

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TrafficCraft: Smoggy Survival

health risks, lung health, Aging population, environmental health, air quality

join dis minecraft server if u wanna avoid turning into a helpless old fart who can’t even wipe their own butt cuz of traffic pollution! our server is like a magical bubble of clean air where u can build and mine without worrying about your lungs turning into charcoal briquettes. forget about nitrogen dioxide and fine particulate matter, we got u covered with our virtual clean air filters. so come on in and start crafting before u end up needing a personal butt-wiper in real life!

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HARDWORLD – NEW BEST COPY OF REALLYWORLD SERVER Minecraft server

Fly, Donations, new, description, Russian

The owner of the server «HARDWORLD – NEW BEST COPY OF REALLYWORLD SERVER» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

hardworld.gomc.fun

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FrinkaMC – Where pigs fly and cows can’t catch a break! Modded Skyblock! Version 1.20!

Magic, dedicated server, quality of life, Catch, building

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type ATM9 To The Sky

Mods Tech, Magic, Building, Automation, Quality of Life, and more

Rules No banned items, no kits/unfair p2w

Server Specs 64GB RAM, Ryzen 7600x, x2 2TB NVMe

FAQ

Who can join this server?

Anyone can join the server. Simply join the discord community here.

Is there any website for more information?

Yes, you can visit the server’s website here for more information.

How long will the server be up?

The server is planned to stay up indefinitely as long as there are regular players.

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BlockyBae Minecraft Server

ethical concerns, controversial choices, Intimacy, unconventional decisions, VIRGINITY

Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll lose your Minecraft virginity in the most epic way possible! Our virtual prostitutes are ready to show you a good time and help you level up in more ways than one. Join now for a night you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, depending on how much virtual alcohol you consume)!

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ScamCraft Turbo – Minecraft Server

mega pump, Server, Minecraft, stock, Inc

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the only currency is Microcloud Hologram INC (HOLO) stock! Why waste your time mining for diamonds when you can be investing in the next big pump waiting room?

Anons have been going crazy over the weird behavior of this stock, with massive pumps happening left and right. Are you ready to join the ranks of the elite investors and ride the wave of hilarity to riches? Because I’m all in for the lulz and I know you want to be too!

Join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the stock market regulations, but who cares about those anyway?). Build your dream castle, trade stocks with your fellow players, and watch as your virtual wallet grows faster than you can say “blockchain technology”. Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime, join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!

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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

father’s disapproval, dress code, Wedding guest, plaid dress, fashion dilemma

🤣🎉 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your step sister’s wedding at a farm? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even dressing your 1-year-old in a plaid dress with a white top wouldn’t raise eyebrows here! 🤷‍♀️👗

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and drama that rivals a family wedding! Who needs a dress code when you can rock your toddler’s farm-themed outfit with pride? 🐄👶

Don’t worry about ruining anyone’s big day here – we’re all about having fun and embracing the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! 🤪💥

Disclaimer: No actual toddlers were harmed in the making of this server description. Join at your own risk! 😉🚀

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LateNightCrafts

husband, female friend, LateNightCrafts, emotional reaction, late at night

Are you tired of your husband getting jealous over your late-night texts with your best friend? Come join our Minecraft server where you can text your best friend as much as you want without any drama! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and chat with your friends without any judgment.

Join us now and experience the freedom of texting your best friend without any restrictions. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and create epic structures without worrying about your husband’s jealousy. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape the drama and join our fun and friendly community. See you in the game!

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Server Type	ATM9 To The Sky
Mods	Tech, Magic, Building, Automation, Quality of Life, and more
Rules	No banned items, no kits/unfair p2w
Server Specs	64GB RAM, Ryzen 7600x, x2 2TB NVMe

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Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

Who can join this server?

Is there any website for more information?

How long will the server be up?