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Mindbroke Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, Manipulation, mastermind, mental anguish, mental breakdown, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, mental manipulation, millions, mind control, mindbroke, Minecraft, narcissism, psychological abuse, psychological manipulation, psychological torment, psychological warfare, smp, toxic behavior, Trauma

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Void Armor Forged:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dragons Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who mindbroke millions! That’s right, he literally broke their minds with his epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Join us if you want to witness the madness firsthand and maybe even have your mind broken too! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and maybe a few trips to the Minecraft asylum. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you can handle the chaos!

PooPuncher’s Minecraft Server

bathroom habits, bathroom humor, bodily functions, Bowel Movements, defecation, digestive system, excretion, funny facts, gastrointestinal health, human body, medical anomaly, Minecraft, one of a kind, Poop, PooPunchers, rare condition, recorded history, Server, Shit, strange abilities, unbelievable feats, unique ability, unusual talents

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Emeralds Found:	2147	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the owner has a superpower that will blow your mind – he can poop and shit at the same time! Imagine the efficiency and skill required for such a feat! Join this server and witness this legendary act for yourself.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds from flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical world?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers who drop enchanted golden apples when defeated. It’s like a rave party with explosive rewards!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this crazy, hilarious world. Join now and let the fun begin!

Keijo’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Anime, breasts, Butts, Critics, Disappearance, fan favorite, floating platform, Forgotten, Hidden Gem, Hip Whip Girl, keijo, Keijos, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, reception, smp, speculation, Sport, unanswered questions, Underrated, Water, Women

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	265
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	144
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like no other, where players must use their breasts and butts to knock their opponents off floating platforms and into the water. It’s a sport like no other, where only the most skilled players can reign supreme.

But beware, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that the server was created by a group of rogue game developers who were tired of the same old boring PvP battles. They wanted something more…sensual. And thus, Hip Whip Girl SMP was born.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate Hip Whip Girl champion. Just be prepared for some cheeky battles and bouncy showdowns along the way. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to whip your way to victory!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Asian heritage, cultural identity, debunked myths, digital age, discrimination, Diversity, Ethnic groups, ethnicities, global communication, internet, japanese, Japanese people, Minecraft, Misinformation, online communities, online rumors, PALS, PIXEL, racial prejudices, racial profiling, Server, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2590
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with try-hard players? Well, look no further because our server is so exclusive, even the Japanese players are just a myth! That’s right, you won’t find any real “japs” on our server because they’re too busy searching for diamonds in the real world.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of unicorns who are always down for a dance party in the Nether. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a land filled with talking chickens who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more chicken nuggets).

So why waste your time on any other server when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and let the insanity begin!

The Lonely Miner Minecraft SMP

Crush, doesn’t like, emotions, feelings, girl, HEARTBREAK, Like.., lonely, Minecraft, miner, rejection, relationships, smp, unreciprocated affection, unreciprocated crush, unreciprocated feelings, unreciprocated love, unreciprocated romance, unrequited affection, unrequited crush, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, unrequited romance

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Dragon Scales Harvested:	421	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of being rejected by the girl you like because you’re not a pro Minecraft player? Well, have no fear because on our server, being a Minecraft master is the key to winning her heart! Join us and show off your building skills to impress her with a virtual castle that will make her swoon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where anything is possible, even finding love through Minecraft. Who knows, maybe the girl of your dreams is just a block away!

Next Year’s Epic Minecraft Server

anticipation, Divination, Epic, Expectation, forecast, foreknowledge, Foresight, foretelling, forewarning, Future, Insight, intuition, Minecraft, next year, outlook, Planning, prediction, premonition, Prophecy, Server, Upcoming, vision, Years

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Divine Spears Created:	29	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is straight out of the future! How do we know this? Because we have a time-traveling admin who has seen it all!

Join our server and experience mind-blowing adventures like fighting off zombie dinosaurs, building a castle made entirely of cheese, and riding on flying pigs (yes, they do exist in our world).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

So why wait for next year when you can join our futuristic Minecraft server now? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to watch out for the time-traveling admin – he tends to get a little carried away with his pranks!

Pristine Minecraft SMP Welcome

acceptance, Adventure, borders, cultural exchange, entry, European Vacation, Exploration, family, foreigner, gadjo, Gratitude, Hospitality, international friendship, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, new experiences, Pristine, Schengen, smp, Tourist, travel, Visa, Welcoming

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Potions Brewed:	186
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks. But then, a group of mischievous creepers came along and blew it up, causing chaos and laughter all around. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the madness that awaits you on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly like a chicken. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks upon stacks of emeralds. So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. See you in the game, gadjo!

Cazycraft

clan system, Custom Bosses, Economy, Kits, mineral protections, PvP, Ranking system, Special Crates, strategic warps, Survival, trading area, Vanilla, version compatibility, virtual store

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Here are some of the amazing features you will find on our server:

1 An incredible virtual store so you can purchase everything you need to survive and prosper in this world full of challenges. 2 A trading area where you can exchange items with other players and strengthen your team. 3 special Crates that will give you the opportunity to obtain unique and exciting rewards. 4 No less than 16 new kits available for each rank! Each one with special skills and tools that will help you on your journey. 5 A clan system so you can join other players, form alliances and conquer the world together. 6 A raking system that will allow you to advance and obtain exclusive benefits as you progress in the game. 7 Strategic Warps that will take you to different important locations on the server in the blink of an eye. 8 Mineral protections to secure your precious possessions and prevent them from falling into the wrong hands. 9 New custom bosses that will challenge your combat skills and reward you with valuable treasures. 10 Compatibility from version 1.8 to 1.20.x! You will be able to enjoy all these features without worrying about the version of the game you are using.

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⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, TopMine, Uralpassport, Vampirism

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Stage Walks Minecraft Server

bold statements, comedic performance, comedic timing, comedy, controversial, Entertainment, entire western game industry, game industry criticism, humor, industry critique, Minecraft, Performance, public speaking, roast, satire, savagely roasts, Server, Stage, stage presence, stand up comedy, take him down, Walks, walks on stage, western games

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we roast the entire western game industry on a daily basis! Join us if you want to witness some savage burns and epic takedowns of your favorite game developers. Our players have mastered the art of roasting so well, they could make Gordon Ramsay cry with their insults. So come on down and see how long you can last before we take you down with our fiery wit! 🔥😂