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Blocky Bedrock Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of getting frisky in the same old boring places like the bedroom and couch? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and explore our wild and wacky world where you can get it on in all sorts of crazy locations. From the top of a towering mountain to the depths of a creepy cave, the possibilities are endless! Who knew mining for diamonds could be so steamy? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a sexy adventure like no other. Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they might try to cockblock you!

HellCraft: Nightmare Edition

Agony, anguish, Darkness, Demons, Despair, Edition, Eternal Damnation, eternal suffering, fear, fire and brimstone, haunting visions, HELLCRAFT, ISOLATION, never-ending torment, Nightmare, personal hell, psychological torture, punishment, Suffering, Torment, torture, unbearable pain

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magic Items Found:	1892
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Imagine a world where the only blocks available are dirt and gravel, where creepers spawn in broad daylight, and where the only food source is poisonous potatoes. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and survival is a constant battle against the odds.

But fear not, brave adventurer! For those who dare to join our server, there are endless opportunities for hilarity and mayhem. Build a house out of TNT and watch it explode in spectacular fashion, challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a platform made entirely of ice, or try your luck at navigating a maze filled with invisible walls and hidden traps.

And if you’re feeling particularly daring, why not venture into the Nether and face off against a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a wooden sword? Or test your parkour skills by jumping from cloud to cloud in the End, where the only way to survive is to keep moving forward.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Who knows, you might just find that your personal hell is actually a whole lot of fun!

MoldovaMayhem:USvsRussia

Canada, Democracy, demonstrations, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign interference, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Government, Incite, international relations, Moldova, MoldovaMayhemUSvsRussia, opposition, Political unrest, PROTESTS, russia, security concerns, uk, US, Warning

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

haha u kno what’s more fun than political turmoil? MINECRAFT! come join our server for a wild time like no other. we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ to dubstep. forget about real world problems and come build ur dream castle with us. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so what are u waiting for? join now before the Russians start building their own pixelated protests in Moldova!

CraftyThoughtsMC

abstract concept, animated characters, animation, artistic expression, artistic interpretation, conceptual art, CraftyThoughtsMC, creative visualization, creativity, design, digital art, Graphic design, illustration, imagination, Motion Graphics, personification, storytelling, symbolic representation, thought, visual metaphor, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5575	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	71686
Ores Mined:	9274	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and, like, ur thoughts come to life as ANIMATED characters! like, ur brain is a literal cartoon world where u can, like, battle ur inner demons in epic pixelated showdowns! join now and watch ur thoughts come ALIVE in this INSANE minecraft server! u won’t believe ur eyes, bro!

BlockyBabyBoom: Preventing Premature Pixels

BlockyBabyBoom, collaborative study, early birth, early intervention, intervention, maternal care, maternal health, maternal mental health, maternal support, maternal well-being, mental health intervention, morbidity, mortality, newborn care, newborn health, perinatal depression, pixels, pregnancy complications, pregnancy outcomes, Premature, prenatal depression, preterm birth, preventing, risk reduction

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz, like, it’s been proven by science dat it can, like, totally help reduce da risk of early birth and, like, save newborns from, like, certain doom and stuff. Like, imagine being a hero in Minecraft and saving virtual babies from early birth just by playing on dis server. It’s like a superhero mission, but in blocky pixel form. So, like, come join us and be a part of dis amazing journey to save Minecraft babies from early birth and stuff. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Krestocraft.ru Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auto-mine, Bases, Cases, Communication, Community, Events, Friends, Krestocraft, Minecraft, Raiding, Starter Kit

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Villages Defended:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Anarchy where you can raid bases and communicate with players. You can find friends here! Friendly community and interesting events

krestocraft.mclan.ru

FirstWorldProblems Minecraft Server

air conditioning, class distinctions, comfort, convenience, developed countries, electricity, environmental impact, Expectations, first world, FirstWorldProblems, heating and cooling, Lifestyle, luxury, Minecraft, modern amenities, Privilege, quality of life, Server, societal norms, Standards, Technology, wealth, well-being

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being a first worlder again! Our virtual world is equipped with the most high-tech air conditioning systems, keeping you cool and comfortable while you build, mine, and battle creepers. Plus, rumor has it that our air conditioning blocks have magical powers that can make you fly! So come join us and soar through the skies in style. Who needs real life when you can have air conditioning in Minecraft?

TrumpJones Minecraft Server

alex jones, alternative news, conservative commentators, conspiracy theories, controversial figures, donald trump, hypothetical scenarios, media personalities, Minecraft, political alliances, political commentary, political drama, political partnerships, political speculation, potential VP picks, Presidential election, right-wing media, Server, speculation, TrumpJones, unconventional choices, us politics, vice president

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4416
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mines Excavated:	1838
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	820062
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Donald Trump and Alex Jones team up to create the most epic political duo in history! Build your own White House, create crazy conspiracy theories, and battle it out with other players to see who will reign supreme in this wacky alternate reality. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that ensues when these two join forces in the world of Minecraft!

LostCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Apology, back seat driver, Chronic pain, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict, coping mechanisms, Driving, emotional response, Empathy, Frustration, LostCraft, medical appointment, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationship, self-care, Server, stress, Support, Transportation

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Void Gems Collected:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all your troubles, whether it’s chronic pain, bad drivers, or back seat drivers.

Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build your own virtual world, far away from the stress of real life. Who needs to worry about addresses and appointments when you can be mining diamonds and battling creepers?

And don’t worry about any drama with your boyfriend – on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is mobs and other players in epic PvP battles. So come join us and leave all your real-life troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

SisterlyEmergency vs WifelyInconsiderate

AITA Wife Inconsiderate Moving New home Sister Emergency childbirth Me Boxes Setting up Early Husband Leaving Unpacking Risks Giving birth Prematurely Snapping Upset Unreasonable, SisterlyEmergency, WifelyInconsiderate

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	218	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mines Excavated:	3795
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper exploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time OP’s sister went into emergency childbirth while he was unpacking boxes in his new house. Who knew moving could be so eventful?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between OP and his wife, where he defends his decision to rush to his sister’s side during a life-threatening situation. Will they reconcile their differences, or will the tension continue to simmer like a lava pit?

If you’re looking for a server that’s never short on excitement, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?