the rock – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Rockin’ Prom Queen’s Lair

Actor, Celebrity, controversial, Double Standard, film, Hollywood, iconic line, Lair, Misogyny, Movie, pop culture, problematic statement, PROM, prom queen, QUEENS, Quote, quote analysis, rapists, Rockin, sean connery, sexual assault, the rock, toxic masculinity, WINNERS

join our minecraft server and become the ultimate prom queen rapist! we have the most epic prom queen skins and the wildest prom queen parties in all of minecraft land.

imagine riding into battle on a giant prom queen tiara, wielding a diamond-encrusted scepter as your weapon. you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you conquer the land and steal the hearts of all the prom queens in sight.

but beware, there are other prom queen rapists out there who will stop at nothing to steal your crown. team up with your fellow prom queen rapists to defend your title and reign supreme over the prom queen kingdom.

so come join us on our minecraft server and show the world that you are the true prom queen rapist champion. remember, in the words of sean connery, “winners go home and fuck the prom queen” – so what are you waiting for? come claim your crown!

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Rocky Mine Madness

Analysis, Backlash, controversy, criticism, debate, Drama, Entertainment, fan reaction, madness, Media, opinion, Performance, professional wrestling, Rocky, scripted, social media, speculation, Sports Entertainment, the rock, viral, wrestling, wwe

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We’re like, totally lit and ready to party with all you awesome gamers out there. Come join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun. Let’s get this party started, baby! Don’t be a square, come join the madness now!

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DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

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Boom Wrestling Minecraft SMP

90s, boom, decline of wrestling, hulk hogan, Minecraft, Monday Night Wars, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, Stone Cold Steve Austin, the rock, WCW, wrestling, wrestling audience, wrestling boom, wrestling culture, wrestling fans, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling nostalgia, wrestling promotions, wrestling rivalries, wwe

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate wrestling-themed SMP! Join us and relive the glory days of the 90s wrestling boom, where players battle it out in epic wrestling matches to claim the title of champion!

But beware, there’s a twist – the wrestling ring is actually made of lava! That’s right, one wrong move and you’ll be toastier than a creeper in the sun. And rumor has it that the ghost of Macho Man Randy Savage haunts the server, challenging players to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.

So if you’re ready to rumble and take on the craziest Minecraft challenges this side of the Nether, join our server now! Just make sure to bring your best wrestling moves and a healthy dose of insanity.

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The Rockstar Minecraft SMP

Actor, baywatch, Central Intelligence, Dwayne Douglas Johnson, dwayne johnson, entertainer, fast and furious, hercules, Hobbs and Shaw, Hollywood, I AM THE ROCK, jumanji, Minecraft, Moana, professional wrestler, Rampage, rockstar, san andreas, Skyscraper, smp, the rock, wrestling, wwe

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all secretly Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson in disguise! That’s right, every player on this server is actually the legendary wrestler and actor himself. So if you’ve ever wanted to mine diamonds while flexing your muscles and dropping epic one-liners, this is the place for you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop bacon instead of pork chops. And if you manage to tame one, you can ride it into battle against hordes of evil creepers and skeletons. Just imagine soaring through the skies on a bacon-powered pig, with The Rock cheering you on from the sidelines.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground wrestling ring, where players can challenge each other to epic battles of strength and skill. Who needs swords and armor when you can settle your differences with a good old-fashioned wrestling match?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where every day is a new opportunity to channel your inner Rock and conquer the virtual world with style and swagger. Just remember, if you smell what The Rock is cooking, it’s probably just some delicious bacon from our flying pigs!

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The Rock’s Minecraft SMP Gang

action star, athlete, Attitude Era, catchphrase, Celebrity, dwayne johnson, Entertainment, Gang, Hollywood, iconic, Minecraft, pop culture, Pro Wrestling, Raw, rocks, SmackDown, smp, Sports Entertainment, the rock, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling fans, wrestling legend, wwe

Join our Minecraft SMP where you must choose to align yourself with The Rock or face the consequences of being against The Rock. Will you be a jabroni or will you rise to the challenge and show your true strength? The choice is yours, but beware, The Rock always knows his role and will lay the smackdown on anyone who dares to defy him. So, are you ready to enter the ring and show The Rock what you’re made of? If you smell what The Rock is cooking, then come join us and let the chaos begin!

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SMP Minecraft – SERIOUS Kevin Nash Talk

agile, Al Snow, bitter old timer, black cocks, charisma, cornball lines, discussion, gay interracial fagfiction, GOLD, kevin, Kevin Nash, Minecraft, Nash, one-liners, Psychology, Relevant, serious, smp, Talk, the rock, top shelf, underrated worker, wrestling business

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a truly unique experience.

Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And the zombies? They break out into dance numbers instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it, if you can befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And let’s not forget about our resident wizard, Steve the Sorcerer. He’s been known to turn players into unicorns or summon giant flying pigs to ride around on. It’s chaos and hilarity at every turn on our Minecraft SMP.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

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The Minecraft SMP Crew: Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan

Austin, CREW, crossover, Doc, doc ock, Entertainment, famous figures, fan favorites., Hogan, hulk, hulk hogan, iconic characters, iconic moments, larger than life, Legends, Minecraft, Ock, pop culture, professional wrestling, Rock, smp, spock, Superheroes, tag team, the rock, unexpected appearances, wrestling, wwe

Join our Minecraft SMP where you can play alongside iconic characters like Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and even Hulk Hogan! But be warned, Stone Cold Steve Austin didn’t show up because he got lost in the Nether trying to find his way to the wrestling ring. Will you be the one to rescue him and bring him back to the surface? Join now for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to become the ultimate champion of this wacky world!

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RockPussy Minecraft Server

Actor, Celebrity, controversial question, dwayne johnson, Entertainment, fantasy scenario, funny, Hollywood, humor, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, meme, Minecraft, pop culture, RockPussy, Server, sexual desire, sexual fantasy, social media, taboo question, the rock, viral, wrestling

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the impossible becomes possible! Have you ever wondered what it would be like to explore a world where Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson had a pussy? Well, wonder no more because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic adventures where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even build a house made entirely out of cheese! And who knows, you might even stumble upon The Rock’s mythical pussy somewhere in the depths of our world.

So why wait? Join us now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s make some unforgettable memories together on our one-of-a-kind server!

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Illinois TV Minecraft Server

abortion, advertisement, controversial topic, election season, elections, Illinois, Issue, Media influence, Minecraft, opponent, political ad, political campaign, Political debate, Pro Life, pro-choice, reproductive rights, Server, television, turn on TV, Vote, Voting, WOMENS RIGHTS

Are you tired of boring political ads interrupting your Minecraft gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! We promise zero political ads and 100% more fun. Plus, our opponents are against building epic structures and mining for diamonds. Don’t let them win, vote for a server where your virtual life depends on it! Join us now for a wild ride of blocky adventures and absurd campaign promises.

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Vidya Swords Thread Minecraft SMP

Anime swords, dark repulser, Fantasy swords, gaming gear, Gaming weapons, Minecraft, smp, sword art online, Sword collecting, sword craftsmanship, sword design, Sword enthusiasts, Sword replicas, Sword replicas for collection, Sword replicas for cosplay, Sword replicas for decoration, Sword replicas for display, Sword replicas for sale, Sword thread, Swords, Thread, video game weapons, vidya, Vidya Swords, Virtual swords

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the Dark Repulser – a legendary sword that can one-shot any mob in the game, including the Ender Dragon!

Join our SMP and embark on epic quests to find rare materials like unicorn tears and dragon scales to craft your very own Dark Repulser. But be warned, the sword has a mind of its own and may demand sacrifices in the form of diamond blocks or enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper boss that roams the land looking for unsuspecting players to explode on. Defeat him and claim his explosive loot, but be prepared for a blast of a fight!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, with great power comes great explosions!

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Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server

4koma, Autumn Livestream, Balancing Schale’s Books, blue archive, Commissions, Event Pre-Registration, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nagisa, PIXEL, pouch, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, Server, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Toki, Yukari

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash)!

Join us for epic battles against Ender Dragons, where the loot is as rare as finding diamonds in real life. Our server events are crazier than a pig riding a minecart, with challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is as tight-knit as a group of villagers hiding from a zombie horde. Make friends, build alliances, and conquer the Minecraft world together.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and memes. See you in the blocky world!

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Back On Society And Humanity Minecraft SMP

best video games, dumb monkeys, hate human scum, hobby, Holy Bible, Humanity, incel, Minecraft, offline gaming, self improvement, Skyrim, Skyrim community, skyrim exploration, skyrim gameplay, skyrim mods, skyrim quests, Skyrim roleplaying, smp, society, team games, treacherous online games, try harder, turning back on humanity, turning back on society

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us if you’re tired of self-improvement and just want to chill with some cool peeps who understand that life is all about building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers.

Forget about trying harder, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the derpiness of Minecraft.

And if you’re an incel looking for a new community to call home, look no further! We’re all about building friendships and crafting epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

anal desire, anal penetration, anal sex, battle, blocky, desire, Domination, explicit, explicit desire, explicit language, FAGGOT, fetish, gun, homosexual, homosexual desire, Kinky, LGBTQ, Minecraft, PENETRATION, rough sex, Server, sexual fantasy, Submission, taboo

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some creepers blowing up your creations! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting your virtual block booty handed to you by a group of ruthless skeletons.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were the ultimate Minecraft master. But little did they know, our admin team had a secret weapon – a giant chicken that would randomly spawn and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Needless to say, that player’s ego was thoroughly crushed by a chicken.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of being humiliated by a giant chicken. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places…like a lava pit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

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Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Granblue Fantasy Versus General

Djeeta art, dlc, DP frame data debate, EU tournament, F2P rotation, FANTASY, gbvsg, general, granblue, granblue fantasy versus, Match Replays., Minecraft, NA tournament, patch notes, PC lobby, Playstation players, Resources, rooms, Sandalphon, smp, Steam page, Twitter hashtags, Upcoming DLC, Vikala, Website

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us before 50% of the Granblue population in Europe mysteriously disappears – coincidence? We think not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that Vikala herself decided to drop in and cause some mayhem. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming DLC – Sandalphon is ready to shake things up like a blocky earthquake.

Forget about boring old tournaments, we’ve got F2P rotations that will make your diamond armor shake in fear. Plus, our patch notes are so meaty, they make a steak look like a veggie burger.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now before the Ender Dragon decides to take over and turn everything into obsidian. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a PlayStation player, then you might want to stick to the room instead.

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Fate/ Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel Minecraft Server

3 a.m., action, Anime, awkward situation, comedy, Decision making, FANTASY, fate, Fate/stay night: Heaven’s Feel, feel, funny, Gaming, heaven’s, humor, japanese, late night, meme, Minecraft, night, Otaku, role playing, romance, senpai, Server, stay, Supernatural, visual novel, Your balls on my hand

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure on our server? Picture this: it’s 3 a.m., and you find yourself in a bizarre scenario where your balls are mysteriously in someone else’s hand. But fear not, because on our server, anything can happen! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a ball-handling predicament like never before! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General

alpha calculator, benchmarks, bitnet, Censorship, chatbot arena, deepseek, general, inference engines, japanese, language models, LMG, local ], local models, machine learning, meta fair, Minecraft, ministral, models, plamo, programming, sampler visualizer, smp, text generation, VRAM calculator

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to discussing and developing local language models, but don’t let that fool you – we’re not your average nerds. Previous threads have been filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for the chance to explore new research, models, and datasets from Meta FAIR, including the infamous BitNet.cpp – the official inference framework for 1-bit LLMs. And let’s not forget about DeepSeek’s Janus-1.3B, which promises multimodal understanding and generation that will blow your mind.

But the real fun begins with Ministral 8B and PLaMo-100B – these models will have you questioning reality and laughing uncontrollably as you navigate through the chaos of our server. And if you’re looking for a challenge, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena and Censorbench – trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life on /lmg/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

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Crafty Critter Minecraft Server

animal, animalistic behavior, Crafty, critter, dark secrets, enigmatic past, forbidden desires, haunting memories, Hidden Powers, Human nature, identity crisis, inner beast, Minecraft, mysterious past, primal instincts, psychological thriller, Self Discovery, Server, shape shifter, Supernatural powers, surreal experience, transformation, untamed spirit, wild side

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are in charge and they’ve made me an animal! That’s right, I used to be a regular player like you, but now I’m a cow wandering around the spawn area, mooing my heart out.

But don’t worry, being turned into an animal is just the beginning of the craziness on this server. We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your builds, and villagers that trade in rare enchanted items for just a handful of dirt.

Join us for epic quests where you have to rescue the Ender Dragon from a group of rebellious sheep, or participate in our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where the skeletons are the best dancers in town.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, even being turned into an animal. Who knows, you might just find yourself enjoying the new moo-tation!

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Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

abstract algebra, algebraic functions, algebraic topology, beautiful abstract mathematical subjects, brain damage, BROKE, Calculus, category, category theory, computer science, formal training, high school teacher, intellectual grasp, low iq, math classes, Minecraft, morphisms, PhD, smp, theorists, top tier mathematicians, topos theory, university classes, WOMAN

Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

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