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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 203 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Are you tired of playing on servers filled with geniuses who outsmart you at every turn? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We cater to the intellectually challenged, so you’ll fit right in if you can’t spell “redstone” without a dictionary. Join us and revel in the glory of being the smartest player in the room (by default)!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to raise the IQ of the entire population by making everyone else dumber. So not only will you have a blast building ridiculous structures and pulling off epic pranks, but you’ll also be contributing to the greater good of society. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so noble?
So come on down to our server and leave your brain at the door. We promise you won’t miss it!
