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Vtubers and Startups Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
New Chunks Explored:	17004	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Mines Excavated:	4026
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Crops Grown:	5302
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer Vtubers a place to seek advice on all things related to Vtubing! Need help deciding whether to stream on Twitch or YouTube? We got you covered with our expert opinions (that may or may not be completely made up).

Join us if you want to find out if there’s an audience for doing something completely outlandish like juggling chickens while riding a pig in Minecraft. And hey, if you need help with editing clips, we’ve got recommendations that range from free options to ones that might require a bit of piracy (shh, we won’t tell).

But wait, there’s more! We have open auditions for virtual companies like Brave, Hololive, and Niji. Who knows, you might just become the next big Vtuber sensation!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let’s have a blast together. Just remember, if you see a creeper, don’t panic – just start streaming and turn it into content!

PhotofailCraft

blended family, Christmas card photos, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family photos, family portraits, holiday cards, honesty in relationships, in-law relationships, parenting challenges, PhotofailCraft, photography, sibling relationships, stepchildren, stepfamily, supportiveness, unsendable photos, Widow

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Looking for a server where family drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of awkward family photos, intense battles to get the perfect shot, and kids who look like they’re about to puke in every picture.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic that even the baby looks peaceful amidst the chaos. With family dynamics that are anything but nicely blended, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in the madness of family photo shoots gone wrong, join us now! Just be prepared for some serious glares, distant looks, and maybe even a few accusations of not being very supportive. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

Grateful4MinecraftSMP

abundance, appreciation, Blessings, Contentment, family, Friends, Grateful4MinecraftSMP, Gratitude, Happiness, health, joy, Life, love, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, opportunities, Peace, positivity, present moment, Support, thankfulness

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4307	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Towns Built:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Animals Bred:	75

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers have learned to breakdance and the pigs have formed their own government.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of the Diamond Chicken Kingdom!

BlockyWisdom

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server because they have a secret underground society of talking chickens who give out valuable advice? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! These wise cluckers will guide you through the world of blocks and creepers with their hilarious chicken jokes and nuggets of wisdom. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this feathered-filled fun fest!

HaifaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL GET HIT BY HEZBOLLAH ROCKETS LIKE HAIFA! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE BOMBS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS FASTER THAN A MISSILE! COME SURVIVE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM WITH US, OR ELSE YOU’LL BE WISHING YOU WERE IN A BUNKER INSTEAD! BOOM BOOM, EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, HAHAHA!

Putin’s Pixelated Power Outage

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7789
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	712	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Void Armor Forged:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE HACKED PUTIN’S ONLINE MEDIA AND CAUSED CHAOS IN RUSSIA! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FRIENDS! WATCH OUT FOR SPY CREEPERS AND KGB ZOMBIES TRYING TO TAKE YOU DOWN! ONLY THE BRAVEST AND CRAZIEST PLAYERS SURVIVE IN THIS WILD SERVER! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO BECOME THE NEXT HACKING LEGEND! #PUTINWHO #HACKEDBYMINECRAFTPLAYERS

Booger Craft: Earth’s Crusty Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9740	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the crust of the earth is made of boogers!!! yea u heard right, boogers!!! it’s like a giant nose picked the ground and we’re all just living in it. but don’t worry, the boogers are magical and give u special powers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes.

we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for cheeseburgers. yea, cheeseburgers. u gotta find the llama king and do a dance to earn his trust.

oh and did i mention we have a floating island made entirely of marshmallows? yea, u can bounce around and eat ur way to the top. but watch out for the evil gummy bears who guard the treasure chest full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor.

so come join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). see u there, booger miners!!!

Family Quest Fun

2019, childbearing preferences, Democratic counterparts, demographic trends, desire for children, family, Family Planning, family size, Fun, future generations, generational differences, ideological differences, larger families, party affiliation, political beliefs, political party, political polarization, Quest, reproductive choices, research, social attitudes, societal norms, young Republicans

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

LOL join our epic minecraft server where we build families bigger than the Duggars! Republicans are taking over and wanting more kids than ever before, while Democrats are like, “nah, we good with just a few.” It’s a political party showdown in the world of blocks and creepers. Will you join the baby boom or stick with a small clan? Only on our server can you experience the chaos of partisan procreation! Let’s see who can build the biggest family tree in Minecraft history!

Smelly SMP: Where the only thing more toxic than the players is the creeper explosions

Balanced, Builder, CPU, creeper, custom origins, Discord, explosions, Graves, Griefing, Human, killing, Lag, Modded, Modpack, Nomad, planet minecraft, Players, PvPer, resource-rich, Safezone-Borderlands, Smelly, smp, stealing, TOXIC, trader.., Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Stinky SMP Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 (updating)
Server Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	No resets since May 2022, Safezone-Borderlands system
Special Features	Origins mod with custom origins

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I appeal a ban?

Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows appeals for true rulebreaks. Please contact a staff member for assistance.

2. How often is the server updated?

We update the server regularly to keep up with the latest Minecraft versions and mods. Check our Discord for announcements on updates.

3. Can I suggest new features for the server?

Absolutely! We welcome suggestions from our community to improve the server. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord.

4. Are there specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

We welcome all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, or anything else. The server is inclusive of all players.

5. How do I join the server?

You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided on our Discord server. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Pixel Puss Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4870
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ores Mined:	4646
Divine Spears Created:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, you’ll be asking, “how tight was her pussy?” Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!