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Block Party Cancelled

academic research, biomedical research, BLOCK, Canceled, CANCELLED, funding, funding cuts, government shutdown, grant applications, Grants, Health Sciences, Indefinitely, Medical research, nih, Party, peer review, public health, research, research evaluation, research funding, Scientific community, scientific review, study sections

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Emeralds Found:	4789
Runes Activated:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	353391
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

haha u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind??? well u found it!!! this server is so lit that all NIH study sections have been canceled indefinitely just so ppl can play on it!!! can u believe it??? u gotta join this server if u wanna be part of something so epic that even science has to take a back seat!!! come join us and let’s make history together!!! #minecraftgoals #cancelthesestudysections #epicminecraftserver

Sparkly Survival

Anti-pvp, apply, bedrock, Community, Discord, Economy, Friendly, Homes, java, Minecraft, non toxic, Quiet, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, sparkly, Survival, Vanilla, Welcoming, Whitelist

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	26	Meteorites Collected:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Ores Mined:	9574	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Features	Land claiming, homes, ranks
Community Vibe	Non-toxic, anti-pvp

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to first join the Discord server at discord.gg/sparklymc and apply to be whitelisted.

Is the server open to both Java and Bedrock players?

Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock players.

What are some of the special features of the server?

The server offers land claiming, homes, ranks, and more as additional features.

Hero’s Journey 1.20.3

#my hero academia, 1.20.3, Aesthetics, Analysis, animation, Anime, art direction, boku no hero academia, Characters, comparison, critique, design, Differences, Heros, Journey, long tail tags, Manga, Opinions, Plot, Storyline, Style, Thoughts, Visuals

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6552
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server, like omg you won’t believe it!

So like, the art direction on this server is like, totally out of this world. It’s like Picasso and Bob Ross had a baby and it created the most beautiful pixelated landscapes you’ve ever seen.

Join this server if you want your mind blown by the most epic builds and creations that will make you question if you’re actually in a game or a work of art.

Like, seriously, if you don’t join this server, you’re missing out on experiencing the most mind-bending, eye-popping, jaw-dropping art direction in the history of Minecraft servers.

Don’t be a square, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

WeddingCraft2021

Bridesmaid, ex girlfriend, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, flower girl, loyalty, ring bearer, social media, Support, wedding ceremony, wedding day, wedding decisions, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding party, wedding planning, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Towns Built:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Are you tired of drama and unwanted guests ruining your special day? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the family drama behind, because here, the only family you need is your blocky friends.

Imagine a world where your brother’s daughter can be the flower girl without any interference from jealous ex-girlfriends or nosy sisters-in-law. Picture a wedding procession where your brother proudly carries the rings down the aisle, with no drama in sight.

On our server, you can build your dream wedding venue without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Say “I do” to a stress-free wedding planning experience and join us today! Because in the world of Minecraft, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next.

BlockLinksX LOL Server

+x, agree, banning links, BlockLinksX, censorship debate, content moderation, Cyber Security, digital content, digital rights, disagree, freedom of speech, information control, internet censorship, Internet freedom, internet governance, internet restrictions, lol, online ethics, online privacy, online regulations., online safety, Server, web regulations

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that ban all the fun stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride in town! We don’t just allow links to X, we encourage it! Why? Because we believe in living life on the edge and pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride dragons, battle unicorns, and even build a roller coaster that goes to the moon! And if you’re feeling extra daring, try out our secret underground maze where you can find hidden treasures and maybe even encounter a friendly yeti.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to buckle up and hold on tight, because things are about to get wild!

CanalCrazeCraft

canal, CanalCrazeCraft, central america, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, Négotiation, panama, panama canal, Political unrest, PROTESTS, Reclaim, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, territorial dispute, threat of force, trump, united states

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can build ur own canal and reclaim it from evil forces? well, this server is the place for u! we got protests, threats, and even trump tryna get in on the action. come join us and be a part of the most epic canal battle in minecraft history. who will come out on top? join now to find out!

EpicEpilepsyCraft: Alzheimer’s Edition

accumulation, aging, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, brain amyloid, brain function, brain health, childhood epilepsy, cognitive decline, Edition, EpicEpilepsyCraft, epilepsy research, globally, INDIVIDUALS, late-onset disorders, Medical research, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, population-based cohort, predisposing, study, Unique

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	6819	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

join dis minecraft server cuz we got da most lit players around, like seriously we got a dude who can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks, it’s insane. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who have childhood epilepsy and they have special powers in the game, like being able to fly without wings or summoning diamond swords out of thin air. It’s like a whole new level of gameplay, man. And get this, they even have a higher chance of developing brain disorders like Alzheimer’s in the game, so it’s like real life but in Minecraft. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s gonna be epic!

🔶CUBOBLOCK MS🔶 🔸PRIVATE SERVER🔸 Minecraft server

Access, art, Challenging, commands, deal system, Difficult, Discord, Drugs, igor surzhansky, Instructions, INTERESTING, kuboblok ms, Minecraft, NO DONATION, private server, Protection, server banner, server description, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7165
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

My name is Igor Surzhansky and I present to you my private minecraft server KUBOBLOK MS❗

On my server there is:

⚡Drugs (we condemn drug use, it is harmful to health).

⚡Ability to draw art on a map in a few seconds.

⚡Deal system.

⚡Lots of commands that complement vanilla.

⚡AND MUCH MORE⚡

There are no private spaces on the server, all your buildings are protected by law. Also, the server does not have various commands that can make the game easier, such as /spawn, /rtp and the like, because without them it is more difficult to play, and therefore more interesting. I don’t have a donation dump here, it’s important to understand!✔

HOW TO GET ACCESS TO THE SERVER?

❗❗This page has a link to the Discord server, there are detailed instructions on how to gain access❗❗

I’m waiting for everyone!

95.216.62.178:25767

Draconicraft SMP

armor, authentic, Builds, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Draconicraft, English, Farms, germany, Mob Heads, mongolia, Multiplayer Sleep, Nether, Players, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, Relax, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Updates

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8980	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Draconicraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
World Border Size	20,000 blocks
	Anti Ender Dragon Grief Anti Enderman Grief Bundles Custom Armor Statues Custom Nether Portals More Mob Heads Mini Blocks Multiplayer Sleep Player Head Drops Silence Mobs Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info

FAQ

Q: Can I join from any country?

A: Yes, members come from all around the world including the United States, Germany, and Mongolia.

Q: Is English the primary language on the server?

A: Yes, English is encouraged for public discord server and in-game chat, but other languages are welcome in voice chat as long as everyone is respectful.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord Server and fill out the application form to get started.

Discord Server Invite

Mighty Block Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, big dick, BLOCK, body image, Confidence, dating struggles, Gender norms, incel, Insecurity, Loneliness, male identity, male privilege, male sexuality, male virginity, Masculinity, Mighty, Realm, rejection, self worth, sexual frustration, sexual stereotypes, societal expectations, toxic masculinity, Virgin

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Chimeras Created:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Void Armor Forged:	26	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Join our Minecraft server and prove that big dicks do not equal inceldom!

>Have you ever seen a creeper explode in real life?

Join our server and witness the explosive power of creepers in a safe and blocky environment!

>Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by griefers?

Join our server and protect your precious diamonds with our anti-griefer measures!

>Do you want to build a giant statue of yourself out of blocks?

Join our server and show off your massive ego in pixelated glory!

>Sick of boring old survival mode?

Join our server and experience our custom game modes that will blow your mind (literally)!

>Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at zombies?

Join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

>Are you a virgin with a big dick?

Join our server and find out if you’re the exception to the rule or just a blocky incel!

>What are you waiting for?

Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (up)!