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ADHDcraft: Forget-Me-Not Server

academic performance, adhd, ADHDcraft, adolescents, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral issues, brain development, children, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental disorders, Diagnosis, educational outcomes, Executive function, ForgetMeNot, learning disabilities, memory deficits, mental health, neurobiology, neurodevelopmental disorder, object recognition memory, research, Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Mines Excavated:	4622	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4

so, like, u know how ur brain sometimes just like, forgets stuff? well, imagine if ur brain was like, extra forgetful, like, all the time. that’s what it’s like on this server, but in a fun way! join us and see if u can remember where u put ur diamond sword or if u left ur house door open. it’s a wild ride of forgetfulness and chaos, but hey, at least u won’t be bored! come join the party and see if u can survive the ultimate memory challenge!

OldSchool MC

ADMIN, apply, Builder, Claim blocks, Community, Community Focused, COMMUNITY SERVER, Essentials, Golden Shovel, Grief Prevention, Hiring, Land Claim, Moderator, Nostalgia, nostalgic, player experience, player heads, Player needs, player rewards, PvP, SERVER-STAFF, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Hello, the creators of OldSchool MC are focused on the player’s needs first. We aim to have bring back the feel of a nostalgic, community focused server we all fell in love at some point.

IP: 172.96.164.101:25583

Players are able to claim land with a golden shovel received in /kit starter (or any golden shovel)

Simply select the two points you’d like to claim and that will claim the perimeter of the two points.

By default, players are able to claim 2000 blocks. For every hour played, the player is rewarded with more claim blocks.

There is a 50% chance of receiving player heads

Plugins: Essentials, Grief prevention, etc

We are also hiring: 1 Admin, 1 Moderator, 1 Trial-moderator and 1 Builder. /warp apply for more details

172.96.164.101:25583

Blockify

admins, backups, base building, Blockify, collaboration, Community, Friendly, gameplay, Minecraft, mobs, Pure, purest form, Resources, Simplicity, Survival, Trade, unaltered, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1541	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Step into a world of pure, unaltered Minecraft bliss where simplicity reigns supreme. Our server is dedicated to providing an authentic vanilla Minecraft experience, free from the clutter of mods and plugins. Here, you’ll find a friendly community of players who share a love for the classic gameplay that made Minecraft a global phenomenon.

True Vanilla Experience: No mods, no plugins—just Minecraft in its purest form. Enjoy the game as it was meant to be played.

Survival Gameplay: Test your skills in survival mode. Gather resources, build your base, and fend off mobs in a challenging and rewarding environment.

Friendly Community: Join a welcoming and respectful group of players. Collaborate on massive builds, trade resources, or just chat and make new friends.

Regular Backups: Your hard work is safe with us. We perform regular backups to ensure your creations are never lost.

Dedicated Admins: Our team of dedicated admins is always on hand to ensure a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.

blockify.playmc.at

WukLamatMania Minecraft Server

community reactions, everyones reaction, funny reactions, internet reactions, meme reactions, Minecraft, online reactions, popular reactions, reactions, Server, social media reactions, surprised reactions, trending reactions, viral reactions, Wuk Lamat, Wuk Lamat funny, Wuk Lamat internet, Wuk Lamat meme, Wuk Lamat reaction, Wuk Lamat surprised, Wuk Lamat trending, Wuk Lamat viral, WukLamatMania

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dimension Hops:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Are you ready to have your mind blown and your socks knocked off? Well, get ready for the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on! Our server, let’s call it “The Land of Wuk Lamat,” is like nothing you’ve ever seen before.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. These llamas are here to party and they’re inviting you to join in on the fun!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen a thriller dance quite like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the sky turns into a giant pixelated rainbow and all the players turn into unicorns. That’s right, you can prance around as a majestic unicorn while battling it out with your friends in epic PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on “The Land of Wuk Lamat” and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

MoronCraft SMP: The Worst Minecraft SMP Ever

below par, below standard, comparison, DISAPPOINTING, inadequate, INFERIOR, Lacking, less impressive, long tail, Minecraft, mori, Moroncraft, not as good as, not as good as expected, not up to par, smp, subpar, substandard, unimpressive, unsatisfactory, worse than, WORST

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1832
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	610	Towns Built:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building dirt houses and farming cows? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so chaotic and crazy, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a gang of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about trying to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig with a saddle made of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, join us on our server! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even lose your mind a little bit. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

NoKidsAllowedCraft

Adults, Attention, backing out, Beach, care, children, Conversation, Empathy, family, Friend, Hotel, Kids, Life, NoKidsAllowedCraft, Planning, reschedule, School, selfish, spectrum, stress, trip, work

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as unpredictable as a last-minute kids trip to the beach? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns just like finding out your friend’s kids are crashing your girls trip.

Imagine logging on to our server and suddenly being tasked with babysitting virtual children while trying to mine for diamonds – talk about multitasking! Who needs a relaxing beach getaway when you can have a chaotic adventure right from your computer screen?

So come on, join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning your sanity, just like trying to plan a peaceful weekend only to have it turn into a kids party. Who knows what craziness awaits you on our server – it’s like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun!

AddictiveOvercomer – Minecraft SMP

addiction, addiction counseling, addiction healing, addiction help, addiction journey, addiction recovery, addiction recovery inspiration, addiction recovery journey, addiction recovery motivation, addiction recovery stories, addiction recovery strategies, addiction recovery success, addiction recovery tips, addiction support, addiction therapy, addiction treatment, AddictiveOvercomer, Minecraft, overcoming addiction, personal growth, Recovery, self improvement, smp

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6945

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Are you ready to join a community of players who are as crazy about blocks as you are? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and insane builds that will blow your mind. Our server is home to a group of players who have overcome their addiction to boring single-player worlds and have found a new addiction in our crazy, chaotic, and totally awesome SMP.

From surviving zombie hordes to building giant pixel art sculptures, there is never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a totally hilarious way).

ProfeshNoobsCraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Which profession attracts the worst kinds of people? Definitely not the players on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find a community of hilarious pranksters, crazy builders, and expert treasure hunters. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t get us started on the epic battles that take place in our PVP arena – it’s like watching a group of deranged chickens fighting over a single piece of bread. So if you’re looking for a server where the only thing serious is the amount of fun you’ll have, then come join us and see for yourself!

OlympicTrainWrecks

arson attacks, canceling trains, Delays, disruptions, France, high-speed rail, Infrastructure, investigation, Network, olympics, OlympicTrainWrecks, Paris, public transportation, railway system, sabotage, Safety, SECURITY, train services, Transportation, travel, Vandalism

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

so, like, u know when u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of a real-life action movie? well, our server got u covered, cuz we got arson attacks happening left and right, just like in france’s high-speed rail network! canceling trains and causing chaos, all leading up to the minecraft olympics! join us if u wanna be part of the most epic and dangerous minecraft server out there! just watch out for those fiery explosions, they’re not just for show, they’re for real!

CraftyCutsMC

#mens grooming, Appearance, Barber, barbering, beauty, Confidence, CraftyCutsMC, Expertise, fashion, Grooming, grooming techniques, grooming tips, hair, haircare, Haircut, hairstyling, Profession, salon, self-care, skill, Style

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide? well, u in luck cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got llamas dat can rap better than eminem and chickens dat lay golden eggs (literally).

once upon a time, a player joined dis server and found a secret underground disco party where all da mobs were breakdancing to dubstep music. it was lit, fam.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. u will become the ruler of all da lands and lead an army of panda warriors into battle against the evil creepers.

so come on down to dis server and experience da craziest, most wackiest adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.