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Blocky Babes and Builders: Greek Goddess Edition

Babes, beauty, blocky, Builders, culture, Diversity, Edition, empowerment, Family Values, fashion, feminism, Goddess, Goddesses, Greek, Greek women, History, Hospitality, independent, intelligence, Mediterranean, Mythology, opinion, role models, Stereotypes, STRONG, tradition

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Void Armor Forged:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can build, mine, and SLAY with the best of them! But wait, there’s more! Have you ever seen a Greek goddess in real life? Well, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by beautiful Greek women who will help you conquer the virtual world like a true warrior!

Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and unlimited fun! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where Greek women rule and Minecraft reigns supreme? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the ultimate gaming experience. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the mythical madness begin!

Crafty AF

Crafty, game design, game development, game industry achievements, game industry analysis, game industry innovations, game industry insights, game industry secrets, game industry strategies, game industry success, game industry trends, game licensing, game marketing, game quality, gaming industry, good games, licensed games, licensing deals, success stories, video games

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mines Excavated:	2613
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a shitload of licensed games that are actually good games!

Join us for a wild ride as you battle it out in a Hunger Games arena filled with exploding pigs and flying llamas. Don’t forget to visit our enchanted forest where you can ride on magical unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your butt.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater city where you can swim with mermaids and hunt for buried treasure guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

TinyHandsCraft: Where Drumf’s Oven Codes Run Wild

codes, Conspiracy, controversy, Cooking, current events, Drumf, Drumfs, Dutch oven, Espionage, Government, humor, kitchen, Oven, Parody, Politics, president, RUN, satire, scandal, Secrets, SECURITY, social commentary, tiny hands, TinyHandsCraft, Wild

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2599
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Void Armor Forged:	29	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Meteorites Collected:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, even Drumf getting his tiny lil hands on the Dutch oven codes! 🤣 Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and top secret missions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas. But fear not, for they tamed the llamas with their expert llama whispering skills and unlocked the secrets of the mine, uncovering riches beyond their wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Chicken, a chicken so funky that its dance moves can make even the toughest mobs break out into a boogie. Join us and witness the feathered phenomenon for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the next big secret that will shake the Minecraft world to its core! 🐔💎🌈

Crafty RPG Madness: Computer Role Playing Games Galore!

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, atom, baldurs gate, Betrayal at Krondor, Broken Roads, Colony Ship, Computer, Computer Role Playing Games, Crafty, crpgg, Dark Sun: Shattered Lands, darklands, disco elysium, Divinity: Original Sin, dragon age, Fallout, Galore, games, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, Legends of Amberland II: The Song of Trees, madness, might & magic, neverwinter nights, pathfinder, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, planescape torment, Playing, Role, RPG, shadowrun, Space Wreck, star wars knights of the old republic, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader, Wasteland, Wizardry, Wizardry: Proving Grounds of the Mad Overlord

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Alien Abductions:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take Computer/Classic Role Playing Games to a whole new level! Join us for epic quests and battles inspired by games like Baldur’s Gate, Fallout, and even Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic!

Our server is like a virtual Temple of Elemental Evil, where you can team up with other players to defeat powerful enemies and uncover hidden treasures. Dive into a world where you can be a mighty warrior, a cunning rogue, or a powerful mage – the choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive DLC events like the Lord of Nothing expansion for Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, where you can challenge the most fearsome foes and claim legendary loot.

Join us now and embark on a journey through the realms of Disco Elysium and Dark Sun: Shattered Lands! Who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the Mad Overlord in Wizardry!

So grab your pickaxe and sword, and get ready for an adventure like never before! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

HappyCraft: Where happiness is real, not just a meme!

Awareness, Conspiracy, control, Deception, emotions, Happiness, HappyCraft, ILLUSION, Manipulation, meme, mental health, Miserable, net happiness, people, psy op, real, society, stupid shit, Trick, Truth, wellbeing

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where happiness is not just a meme, it’s a way of life! Join us and escape the clutches of the happiness conspiracy that is trying to trick you into doing stupid shit. On our server, you can build your own secret underground bunker to protect yourself from the happiness police who are out to get you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a tribe of dancing llamas who will teach you their ancient llama dance moves that are guaranteed to make you the life of the party. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco sheep who will boogie down with you until the sun comes up.

So why wait? Join our server now and uncover the truth behind happiness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about the conspiracy trying to make you miserable.

Crafty Idols: Shiny Blocks

15 year old, blocks, Boundaries, controversy, Crafty, entertainment industry, Ethics, Exploitation, Fame, girl, Idol, idolization, idolmaster, IDOLS, Management, morality, Obsession, Questionable, questionable practices, Shiny, shiny colors, STALKING, TEENAGE, youth culture

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7874
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to our totally not creepy Minecraft server! Join us if you want to become a stalker and make a 15 year old girl your idol! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our server is filled with obsessive fans who will stop at nothing to show their love for their favorite teenage girl.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to build shrines in her honor, send her creepy messages in-game, and even follow her every move as she navigates through our virtual world. Who knew stalking could be so entertaining?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the obsession begin! Just remember, it’s all in the name of fun…right?

WishCraft: Where dreams come true…or get blown up by creepers!

BLOWN, CREEPERS, doing today, dreams, grant wishes, how are you, make, true…or, wish, WishCraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Welcome to the most magical Minecraft server in the universe! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, we make wishes come true! That’s right, simply type /wish and our magical genie will grant you anything your heart desires in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond chickens. These majestic creatures lay diamonds instead of eggs, making you the richest player in all the land. And rumor has it, if you can find the legendary unicorn pig, it will lead you to a hidden treasure filled with enchanted loot.

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with magic, laughter, and unbelievable discoveries. Who knows what wonders await you on our server? So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let the fun begin!

Crafty Krauts: ‘GERMANY IS HEALING!!!’

anti-Palestine, Based, citizenship test, Crafty, germany, Germany is healing, Germany will include, healing, Immigrants, Israel, Krauts, love, palestine, Potential, questionnaire, seek citizenship, Support

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	236
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magic Items Found:	7008	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a citizenship test for potential players looking to seek citizenship in our virtual world! But don’t worry, our questionnaire is a bit more fun than Germany’s.

Some of the questions you might encounter include:

Do you love Creeper?
Do you support Ender Dragon?
Are you anti-Zombie?

If you answered yes to all of the above, then you are BASED and ready to join our epic Minecraft server! Explore our world, build incredible structures, and battle mythical creatures like you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show off your love for all things Minecraft!

Dragon Age LOLzCraft

age, bioware, Blood Magic, Characters, controversy, crazy, discussion, dragon age, Dragon.., fallen prey, fan theories, FANTASY, influence, LOLzCraft, lyrium idol, MacGuffin, Meredith, opinion, Plot, RPG, speculation, templars, video game

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	555
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join My own templars who have fallen prey to the influence of blood magic! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games… or is it?

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you come across a group of templars performing dark rituals with blood magic. But instead of running away, you decide to join them and unleash your inner power!

And don’t even get me started on Meredith. Was she really right all along, or did bioware just make her crazy with the lyrium idol macguffin? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this epic conspiracy!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are willing to dive deep into the world of blood magic and templars gone rogue? Plus, who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned mystery involving lyrium idols and questionable sanity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a little bit of blood magic!

NATO’s Minecraft Mayhem Server

Alliance, Billions, BTFO, Budget, Conflict, Defense, defense spending, dollars, Equipment, Expenditure, Hardware, International, MAYHEM, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military technology, Minecraft, nato, NATOs, SECURITY, Server, WEAPONRY

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8759
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	361	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can BTFO billions of dollars of NATO military hardware with just a pickaxe and some TNT! Join us for the craziest PvP battles you’ve ever seen, where players ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. The winner gets to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers armed with laser guns. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate warrior in this epic Minecraft world!