The Promised Land New Trailer Minecraft Servers

The Promised Land New Trailer Minecraft Servers

  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 5127
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3976 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Enchantments Applied: 242 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us for non-stop chaos and craziness as we encourage all our players to post more scat threads because why not? Who doesn’t love a little poop talk while mining for diamonds?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music. Join us and witness the epic dance battles between the dragon and our players as they try to outdo each other on the dance floor.

    So come on down and join the fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach because things are about to get messy (literally). See you in the game, faggots!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

    DerpyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 2379
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and nicknames, no matter how “problematic” they may seem to others! Join us for a wild adventure filled with banter, craziness, and a whole lot of fun.

    Imagine a world where your boyfriend lovingly calls you “saracen” in public and your best friend loses her mind over it, starting a movement to “free you from the white man” (LOL). But don’t worry, we’ve got your back here.

    Venture into our server and let loose with your cutesy nicknames and inside jokes, because here, anything goes! And if anyone tries to start drama over it, just tell them to “go stuff it” like the boss you are.

    So come on over and join the most outrageous Minecraft server in town, where being uncivil is just part of the fun. Who knew a nickname could cause such chaos? But hey, that’s just how we roll here. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GiftGoneWrong28

    GiftGoneWrong28
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 2625
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Potions Brewed: 107 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Magic Items Found: 2849
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 78 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid all the pressure of opening gifts? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about the awkwardness of receiving presents again. We understand the struggle of feeling uncomfortable with expensive gifts, so we’ve created a safe space for you to open them at your own pace.

    Join now and experience the thrill of virtual gift-giving without any of the real-life stress. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual designer handbag waiting for you to open! Just make sure not to let your virtual partner open it for you, or things might get a little heated… 😂🎁👜

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the virtual gift-opening festivities begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AdScreen Wasters

    AdScreen Wasters
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 4293
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 280
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of being a slave to the ads and loading screens? come join our server where the only thing you’ll be loading is your inventory with diamonds and your brain with laughter. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow things up (but don’t worry, he’s house trained). our admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all who join. plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely of lava and obsidian – try not to catch on fire! so leave the boring ads behind and come join the funniest, craziest, most epic minecraft server ever created (seriously, steve himself said so).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EphB4Craft: The Ultimate PvP Adventure

    EphB4Craft: The Ultimate PvP Adventure
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 9767
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Crops Grown: 4298
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we have combined the power of pembrolizumab with soluble EphB4-albumin to create the ultimate weapon against HPV-negative EphrinB2 positive head neck squamous cell carcinoma mobs.

    we have insane battles where players can ride on giant EphB4-albumin monsters and shoot pembrolizumab arrows at the evil cancerous creatures.

    our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of fighting cancer with your friends while exploring a vast world filled with danger and adventure.

    so come join us and help save the world from the dreaded head neck squamous cell carcinoma in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Nuclear Frontier: Where Minecraft meets Chernobyl…but don’t worry, we’re not [modded]!

    Nuclear Frontier: Where Minecraft meets Chernobyl…but don’t worry, we’re not [modded]!
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 4387
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview
    Server Version Forge 1.12.2
    Featured Mods HBM’s Nuclear Tech Mod, Scape and Run: Parasites

    FAQ

    Question: What can players expect on this Minecraft server?
    Answer:
    Players can build immense nuclear reactors and refineries, engage in wars (with no griefing allowed), and enjoy a modern look with updated mods and resource packs.
    Question: Are there any rules regarding player interactions on the server?
    Answer:
    While griefing is not allowed, occasional warmongering will take place, adding an exciting element to gameplay.
    Question: How can I join this adventure?
    Answer:
    To join the server, simply drop a message to the server administrator and connect using the provided IP: 158.178.202.223:25565.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Joever’s Trans Icon Minecraft Server

    Joever’s Trans Icon Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 1996
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Zombie Dances: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 364 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a former trans icon turned Minecraft master, now known as Joever! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mobs, and a dance party every time you mine a diamond. Plus, rumor has it that Joever can summon a dragon just by snapping their fingers. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lacey’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Lacey’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 6561
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Lacey Fletcher. Legend has it that Lacey once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in just one day. And not just any castle, a castle that could fly! Yes, you heard that right, a flying diamond castle.

    But that’s not all, on this server, you’ll also find talking pigs who give out enchanted golden carrots that make you invincible for 24 hours. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are dancing to the beat of a jukebox playing “Creeper, Aw Man” on repeat.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Trust us, once you meet Lacey Fletcher and her flying diamond castle, you’ll never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BroHouse Minecraft Server

    BroHouse Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 4062
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 144734 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Votes: 5213 Emeralds Found: 9915

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we support your right to say no to storing boxes in your attic!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, as we navigate the complexities of family dynamics and garage storage wars. Will you be the hero who sets boundaries and declutters your virtual space, or will you be the villain who hoards all the virtual items?

    With outrageous stories like these, you’ll never be bored on our server. Plus, who knows what crazy adventures await you when you log in? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCookz

    CraftyCookz
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 6638
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as spicy as A’s unwanted seasoning advice? Look no further! Join our server where you can cook up some drama just like OP and their roommate A.

    Forget about mixing your spaghetti sauce the “white people way” or worrying about saving food for anyone else. On our server, it’s all about serving up some sassy comebacks and standing your ground in the kitchen.

    Join us for a cooking showdown like no other, where the only rule is to cook for yourself and your girlfriend, just like OP. Who needs to consider others’ preferences when you can have it your way all the time?

    So if you’re ready to stir the pot (literally and figuratively), join our server now and let the cooking chaos begin! Just remember, watch out for any hovering roommates trying to give you unsolicited seasoning advice.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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