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RichGuyRegretsMinecraftSMP

Breakup, Choices, Decision making, emotional fulfillment, empowerment, Financial Stability, freedom, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, left, Lifestyle, love, MONEY, personal growth, relationships, rich guy, RichGuyRegretsMinecraftSMP, Self Discovery, self worth, success, Women

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Runes Activated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of living in the shadow of a wealthy man? Do you crave the freedom to build your own empire in the virtual world of Minecraft? Then join our SMP where we celebrate women who have left rich guys for a life of blocky adventures!

Our server is filled with strong, independent women who have traded in their fancy mansions for dirt huts and diamond swords. We have epic quests where you can prove your worth and show those ex-rich guys what they’re missing out on.

So come join us and show the world that you don’t need a sugar daddy to thrive in Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we plot revenge on all the exes who thought they could buy our love with emeralds. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this crazy world of pixels and creepers!

PixelPoliticsLoveGoneSour

Beliefs, Breakup, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Differences, disagreements, emotions, Ideology, love, Opinions, Perspectives, PixelPoliticsLoveGoneSour, political views, Politics, relationship, separation, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Towns Built:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about political disagreements ruining your relationships again! Our server is a safe haven where players can build, mine, and survive without ever discussing politics.

We once had a player who was so passionate about their political beliefs that they built a giant statue of their favorite politician in the game. But don’t worry, our server moderators quickly turned it into a giant chicken to keep the peace.

So come join us and escape the drama of the real world. Who needs politics when you can have pixelated pigs and diamond swords? Join now and build your own utopia where the only rule is to have fun!

CraftyPutin’sUltimateUkraineGoals

accomplish, Conflict, CraftyPutinsUltimateUkraineGoals, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, goals, international conflict, international relations, leadership, Military Action, military intervention, political strategy, power dynamics, putin, russia, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	292	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we accomplish all goals set just like putin in ukraine!!! we are like russia but in minecraft, dominating everything in our path. build your empire, conquer lands, and show everyone who’s boss. join now to be a part of our unstoppable force and become a legend in the minecraft world. putin would be proud, comrade!

FamilyCraft Fun Zone

balance, children, Communication, digital age, distractions, family dynamics, family time, Familycraft, fathers, Fun, Gaming, mobile phone use, MOTHERS, parenting, parents, quality time, relationships, screen time, Social Interaction, social media, Technology, technology use, Zone

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Love Letters Sent:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	New Chunks Explored:	344866

so like, u know how ur parents always on their phones, like all the time? well, this server is the perfect escape from that! join us and u can build ur own world where ur parents can’t bother u with their social media and gaming obsessions. plus, we got crazy stories of mothers getting lost in the virtual world and fathers leveling up in mobile games instead of spending time with their fam. come join the madness and build ur own epic world away from the phone-obsessed parents!

Dreamy Lady’s Minecraft Server

Analysis, arousal, desire, dream, dream analysis, dreamy, FANTASY, Freudian, Hug, Implications, Interpretation, lady’s, middle aged lady, Minecraft, psychoanalysis, Psychology, Server, sexual dream, subconscious, supermarket, symbol, taboo, Unconscious

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3779
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true…literally! Ever had a dream where a middle-aged lady from the supermarket hugged you and things got a little too spicy? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you can have! Join us for a chance to live out your craziest dreams and make memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the aisles of our virtual supermarket. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

I Am A Woman Minecraft SMP

Diversity, empowerment, equality, female, feminism, gender, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, pride, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-identification, smp, strength, WOMAN, Woman Power, Womanhood

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Animals Bred:	117
Falling into the Void:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you enjoy building your base on a floating island that moves every hour.

Our community is full of hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a human and insists on wearing pants, or Zombie Bob who is actually a famous rapper in the Minecraft world.

We also have the most epic events, like the annual Ender Dragon race where players have to ride pigs to the End portal while dodging fireballs and angry villagers. And don’t forget about our weekly “Build Battle” where players have to create a masterpiece using only dirt blocks and slime balls.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then join us now! Just be warned, our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode here.

CraftyGramps Minecraft Server

college, court ordered therapy, CraftyGramps, custody, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, extended family, family dynamics, financial issues, financial support, Grandparents, middle child, Minecraft, neglect, parents, Selfishness, Server, Siblings, spoiled, Therapy, trade school, Unloved

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Votes:	9058	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do your parents constantly leave you behind and ignore your needs? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the love and attention you deserve from our virtual family. No more being left in the cart at the supermarket or being called girly as an insult. On our server, you will be the star of the show and the center of attention.

Plus, our virtual grandparents are here to spoil you rotten and help you through college or a trade after high school. And the best part? They won’t give a dime to your parents or siblings, so you can finally be the favorite child for once.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave behind the drama of your real family. You deserve to be treated like royalty, and we’ll make sure you feel right at home. Join now and say goodbye to being the forgotten child – it’s time to shine!

BabyBroConsent101

acceptance, autism, BabyBroConsent101, Boundaries, Communication, consent, family conflict, family dynamics, hug etiquette, learning disability, parenting, Political Correctness, Republican beliefs, Respect, sibling bonding, sibling relationships, Social Skills, special needs, teaching children, teaching consent, understanding autism

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magic Items Found:	8815
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Buildings Constructed:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promote consent even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Looking for a server where you can teach your virtual siblings about consent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice asking for hugs before running up to someone in-game.

Join us and be part of a community that values respect and understanding, just like our player who taught their autistic sibling about consent in a heartwarming Minecraft moment. Who knew virtual hugs could be so wholesome?

So come on, join our server and let’s spread the message of consent one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time?

TinyDailyRituals – Minecraft SMP

daily rituals, daily routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, healthy habits, intentional living, life changing habits, mindfulness, mindset shift, Minecraft, morning habits, morning rituals, morning routine, personal growth, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, small changes, smp, success habits, TinyDailyRituals, transformational habits

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	684820	Players Killed by Monsters:	7354

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every day? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and start your day off right with a virtual adventure like no other.

Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is filled with wacky surprises and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the chance to meet some of the most eccentric and entertaining players around. From a talking parrot who gives out questionable advice to a llama who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, you never know who you’ll encounter next.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your day off with a bang! Who knows, you might just discover something small that completely changes your life.

CraftyNoobsdojo

10. Intellectual growth, 11. New hobbies, 12. Exploring interests, 13. Educational pursuits, 14. Self-discovery, 15. Broadening horizons, 16. Enriching experiences, 17. Academic curiosity, 18. Self-education, 19. Professional development, 2. personal development, 20. Intellectual challenges., 3. Lifelong learning, 4. Curiosity, 5. Self-improvement, 6. Knowledge acquisition, 7. Educational goals, 8. Skill development, 9. Continuous learning, CraftyNoobsdojo, learning new skills

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Holy Grails Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Runes Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a pig while juggling flaming potatoes? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you do that, but you can also participate in our daily llama fashion shows and compete in our underwater sheep racing league! Join us for a truly wacky and wild adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!