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Earth Belongs Minecraft Server

belonging, Belongs, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, Earth, equality, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, Privilege, Race, racial awareness, racial identity, racial inequality, racial justice, racial prejudice, Racial segregation, racial stereotypes, Server, social construct, societal norms, Stereotypes, Subspecies

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magic Items Found:	8220
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here, we don’t discriminate based on race, but we do have a special place for white people who still believe they’re just individuals in a social construct.

Join us if you want to experience a world where everyone else has discovered their true subspecies, whether it’s the majestic Unicorn People or the powerful Dragon Descendants. But don’t worry, our white players can still be whatever they want – even if it’s just a regular old human.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces diversity, while also poking fun at those who refuse to see the truth? Come on in and let your imagination run wild – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself transformed into a magical creature before the day is over!

Double Gaming Minecraft SMP

2024.., cat content, double, double price, Gaming, Minecraft, smp, Wholesome

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	389
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Villages Defended:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us in the year 2024 where you can pay double the price for extra “cat content” because who doesn’t love wholesome feline fun?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our Nether dimension where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and maybe even challenge the dragon to a dance-off for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures in gaming history!

Dad’s Dough Defense

Benefits, Boundaries, Caregiver, cleaning, Dads, Decision making, Defense, dementia, dementia care, Divorce, DOUGH, elder care, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, finances, financial abuse, financial responsibility, Inheritance, lpa, Manipulation, Pension, protecting dad’s money, Siblings

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape into a world where the only drama is between you and those pesky creepers.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about demanding family members who think they’re entitled to your hard-earned diamonds. Build your dream castle, mine for rare resources, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And don’t worry about sharing your loot with anyone else – on our server, it’s every player for themselves! No more worrying about siblings trying to steal your enchanted gear or demanding a cut of your mining profits.

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombies and building epic redstone contraptions to even think about your family drama. Plus, who needs half of your pension when you’ve got a chest full of diamonds?

HourlyInternet SMP

Communication, connectivity limitations, cyber world, daily routine, digital age, digital divide, global connectivity, HourlyInternet, information access, information overload, internet, limited access, online culture, online presence, productivity, smp, social media, societal impact, technological dependency, Technology, Time management, virtual reality

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where the only rule is to build the ugliest house possible. We’re talking neon pink wool, dirt floors, and a roof made entirely of melons. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful, they once took down a fully geared player in diamond armor. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party that pops up randomly in the server. Picture this: creepers busting out their best dance moves, skeletons spinning records, and zombies doing the worm. It’s a party you won’t want to miss.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the chaos of ugly houses, chicken armies, and underground disco parties all in one place? Come join us and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other!

CraftyHabitBoost

Consistency, CraftyHabitBoost, daily routine, goal-setting, Happiness, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, improved life, mindfulness, mindset shift, personal growth, Positive Change, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, small habit, success habits, Time management, wellness

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9758
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Runes Activated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Alien Abductions:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find a magical unicorn sanctuary where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns and battle evil trolls with glitter bombs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary golden potato of eternal happiness!

EcoCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, big tech, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, Claims, climate change, corporate accountability., Data Center, data management, data processing, data storage, EcoCraft, Emissions, energy consumption, energy efficiency, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, greenhouse gases, IT infrastructure, Minecraft, renewable energy, Server, Technology

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Votes:	8392	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. like, the data center emissions are, like, probably 662% higher than what big tech claims. but, like, who cares about that when you can join our server and have, like, the time of your life, dude.

like, our server is so lit, you’ll be mining diamonds and building epic structures in no time. and, like, the best part is that the mobs are, like, super chill and won’t attack you unless you attack them first. so, like, no need to worry about getting wrecked by a creeper while you’re trying to build your dream castle.

and, like, the community on our server is, like, the best ever. everyone is so friendly and helpful, you’ll feel right at home from the moment you join. plus, we have, like, the most epic events and competitions that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so, like, what are you waiting for, man? join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBossBabes

BlockyBossBabes, business news, corporate culture, corporate governance, female CEOs, gender diversity, gender equality, gender gap, gender representation, glass ceiling, Japan, Japanese economy, leadership, top-listed companies, Women empowerment, women in business, women in leadership, women in management, women in the workforce, women leaders, Workplace Diversity

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have only 13 female CEOs among our 1,600 top-listed players! why? because we believe in gender equality and want to empower our female gamers to rise to the top! plus, our CEO is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join our server. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of this legendary adventure!

Gut Brain Link | Serotonin Release | Food Fun Land

Brain, brain function, brain-gut axis, digestive system, Eating disorders, feel-good chemical, Food, Fun, Gut, gut health, gut-brain connection, Land, larvae, Link, medical discovery, mental health, Mental well-being, neuroscience, new link, nutritious food, Release, research, scientific breakthrough, serotonin, serotonin levels, serotonin production, serotonin release, treatments

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Magic Items Found:	2841
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Divine Spears Created:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

so like, u know how when u eat good food and u feel all happy and stuff? well, on this minecraft server, ur gut and brain are like bffs. when u eat food in the game, ur character releases serotonin and u feel all warm and fuzzy inside. it’s like a party in ur tummy, but in minecraft. plus, we have the best food in the game, like enchanted golden apples and cake that never runs out. join our server and treat ur virtual self to a feast that will make ur brain do a happy dance. who needs therapy when u have minecraft food, amirite?

Pharaoh’s Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Community, cross-cultural relationships, cultural exchange, diaspora studies, Diversity, economic opportunities, egypt, expat life, expatriates, global connections, historical ties, immigration, Indian community in Egypt, Indian diaspora, integration, international relations, migration patterns, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, overseas Indians, Palace, Pharaohs, PIXEL, Server, South Asian diaspora

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8873
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magic Items Found:	1601	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Yo, imagine this: our Minecraft server is like the Egypt of the gaming world, but with a twist – we have a massive Indian diaspora! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a group of Indian gamers stumbled upon a magical portal while playing Minecraft and ended up in our server. And they loved it so much that they decided to stay and build their own little virtual India within our world.

Now, you might be thinking, “But why should I join this crazy server?” Well, let me tell you, our Indian district is filled with amazing builds, delicious virtual food, and even a virtual Bollywood dance club where you can show off your best dance moves. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good time.

So come on down to our server and experience the best of both Egypt and India in one epic Minecraft adventure. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming a part of our wacky virtual family!

Johnny’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, anti-White, attention seeker, banned user, Christian, controversial, disruptive behavior, DIVISIVE, Internet Troll, Johnny, Johnny boy, johnny’s, Memories, Minecraft, missing, Nostalgia, old friends, Online Community, Provocative, shilling, smp, social media, spamming retard, troublemaker

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	5544
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Farms Harvested:	140
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	297	Alien Abductions:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our SMP! We have everything you could ever want – from Jonny boy and his legendary spamming skills to anti-white Christian shilling that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew. Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming best friends with a creeper or starting a revolution against the Ender Dragon. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the madness begin!