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“Bad Shows, Great Characters” Minecraft Server

Acting, bad, bad shows, Character development, Characters, compelling characters, DISAPPOINTING, Entertainment, frustrating, Great, great characters, lackluster shows, Minecraft, missed opportunities, Plot, Redemption, Server, shows, talented actors, television, Trapped, underutilized, viewer disappointment, wasted potential, Writing

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Are you tired of watching boring TV shows with lame characters? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a wacky twist that will have you laughing for days! Join us and you’ll find great characters from all your favorite shows who have been magically transported into the Minecraft world. Imagine Spongebob building a pineapple house, or Rick and Morty trying to survive in a blocky universe. It’s a hilarious mashup that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and escape the mundane world of bad TV shows – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Mutts and Blocks: Woof-tastic Adventures in Minecraft

Adventures, at your service, Automation, Be a mutt, blocks, convenience, delivered free, digital transformation, efficiency, futuristic, get shot in your house, home security, innovation, Minecraft, Modern Living, mutts, online delivery, Safety, SECURITY, smart home, Stay home, Technology, virtual reality, Wooftastic, zogbots final form

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Towns Built:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Star Shards Collected:	161	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of getting shot in your house in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, you can be a mutt and never leave your house again! That’s right, our server is zogbots final form – it’s like a delivery service for all your Minecraft needs. Just sit back, relax, and watch as the craziness unfolds right in your living room. Join now and experience the ultimate in lazy gaming!

Uniting Crafters in a Messy Place! SMP Server

Builder, Builds, Collector, Community, Crafters, diamonds, Double Shulker Shells, Economy, friendly banter, Friends, Fun, future plans, Griefing, growth, hermitcraft, java, Messy, new players, Place, Plugins, qof, redstoner, Server, smp, stealing, Uniting, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	785	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

UnitedCrafters SMP Overview

Age Requirement	13+
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Plugins	Enhance gameplay while maintaining a vanilla feel
Primary Currency	Diamonds
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/8D3pxkydq4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?

A: Yes, players must be 13 years or older to join UnitedCrafters SMP.

Q: What type of server is this?

A: It is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with a vibrant and chill community.

Q: What is the primary currency on the server?

A: Diamonds are the primary currency used on the server.

Q: Are there any playtime expectations?

A: No, players are not required to meet any playtime expectations. Take breaks as needed.

Q: Is griefing and stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing, stealing, and any behavior that ruins the fun for others are not tolerated.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord linked above and apply there to become a part of UnitedCrafters SMP.

The Cheating Creeper

BETRAYAL, career, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, creeper, Deception, Deception in Relationships, Emotional rollercoaster, financial stress, Happiness, HEARTBREAK, Lying Girlfriend, med school, nursing, online dating, relationship issues, Self Discovery, self esteem, Tinder, Trust, White Lies

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old relationships that end in lies and deceit? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own perfect world, free from fake nurses and fake med school programs!

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies are the ones you tell about your epic mining skills. No more heartbreak, just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about a player who thought they found the one, only to discover they were living a double life. But fear not, on our server, the only double life you’ll lead is as a master builder and a creeper slayer.

Don’t be like our poor friend who fell for a fake nurse, join our server and build a life filled with adventure, friendship, and most importantly, honesty. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft: ‘/vn/ – FD Edition’ – Where the memes are as blocky as the graphics!

#Readme, blocky, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, Edition, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, general, graphics, japanese, Japanese locale, Memecraft, memes, plot spoilers, Recommendations, specific element, spoiler tags, tech support, Untranslated, useful things, visual novel, VN

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Star Shards Collected:	287
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take English-translated Japanese visual novels to a whole new level of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with plot twists, romance, and maybe even a few tentacle monsters.

Looking for a place to discuss your favorite visual novels without the e-celeb drama? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered. Just make sure to use spoiler tags, or else you might find yourself in a love triangle with a tsundere yandere.

Having trouble with your VN? Don’t worry, we’ve got the ultimate tech support tips for you. Just be in Japanese locale, read the Readme (who actually does that?), and if all else fails, copy and paste those error messages into DeepL for some magical solutions.

Need a novel with a specific element? We’ve got a whole library of VNs to choose from, whether you’re into time-traveling cat girls or mecha battles with a side of existential angst.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that turns visual novels into a wild rollercoaster of emotions, memes, and maybe even a secret harem route? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and prepare for the ultimate VN experience!

Minecraft Madness: All Blocks Are Equal, Just Like Chinese People

argentina, Asian diaspora, blocks, Brazilians, China, China Town, Chinese, controversy, currency swap lines, Diversity, economic assistance, Equal, Foreign Minister, Government, government official, japanese, Korean, madness, Media, Minecraft, monkeys, people, racism, Whites

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2590
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can meet people from all over the world, including China? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Our Foreign Minister may have some trouble telling Chinese people apart, but that just adds to the excitement of not knowing who you’re talking to in-game! Plus, we have a China Town in our server that includes Japanese and Korean players, so you never know who you might run into. And don’t worry, we welcome all players, whether you’re descended from whites or monkeys (according to Argentina’s government, that is). Join us for a wild and wacky adventure in Minecraft like no other!

Jersey Shore Creeper Invasion

aggression, Attack, blow up, Chaos, creeper, crime, danger, Destruction, explosive, fear, illegal, Invasion, Jersey, law enforcement, New Jersey, Panic, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, shore, Terrorism, threat, violence, Warning

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to blow up New Jersey in the most epic way possible! Why waste your time building boring old houses when you can join us in creating chaos and destruction in the Garden State?

Join us for insane PvP battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the land of New Jersey with your explosive skills. Who needs diamonds when you have TNT at your disposal?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the authorities while plotting your next big explosion. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft server around. Just be sure to wear your blast-proof armor, because things are about to get wild!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Custom, Events, female, Friendly, Fun, Girls, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Minigames, ONLINELIVE, Only, PvP, Roleplay, Server, supportive, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Votes:	4871	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	370
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.5ogg.vanillaboxmc.ru

BauBau’s Fun-tastic Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6261	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere and starts a flash mob. Or how about the time when a giant pink unicorn rode through town, leaving a trail of rainbow blocks in its wake? Yep, that’s just a regular day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Agent F, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of epic quests and treasure. Rumor has it that Agent F once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. True story.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world of blocky fun!

CraftyMcCraftFace

ai, Community, CraftyMcCraftFace, discussion, Dofus, eq, FANTASY, FFXIV, Furry, Gaming, GW2, mmog, News, Panda, porn, role playing, Teso, Trash, Wakfu, Warcraft, wow

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Potions Brewed:	85

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner furry and embark on epic adventures with pandas making headlines on the news! Join us for a wild ride through Warcraft, WoW, EQ, GW2, FFXlV, Dofus/Wakfu, TESO, and any other mumorpegger game you can think of.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent pandas who have mastered the art of gaming. They will guide you through quests, battles, and maybe even teach you how to do a backflip in real life (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any injuries incurred during attempted backflips).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground AI-generated imagery lab where players can create their own virtual worlds. Who knows what kind of crazy creations you’ll come up with?

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just become best friends with a panda who can speak in binary code. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops!