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PixelPajamaParty

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	478	Buildings Constructed:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and ride on flying pigs to explore the far reaches of the server.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, ride on giant spiders as your trusty steed, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why sleep naked when you can join our server and experience a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

KremlinCraft: Not My Fault! – Minecraft Server

Accountability, Blame, denial, Disaster, Failure, Fault, Government, investigation, KremlinCraft, Kursk, leadership, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, RESPONSIBILITY, Russian navy, Server, Statement, submarine, submarine accident, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server? Well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity, yo! We got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ sunglasses, and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground lair where all the diamonds are made of cheese and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dudes lookin’ for a hug. Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and farts rainbows. True story, bro.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that Putin himself tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the awesomeness. He was all like, “Not my fault, this server is too lit for me.” So if you wanna be cooler than Putin, come join us and let the good times roll, baby!

Girlpower Banned

Afghanistan, banned, Bans, Censorship, cultural norms, discrimination, freedom of expression, gender, gender equality, girlpower, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, oppressive regime, Public, reading, restriction, singing, Sound, Taliban, VOICES, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Crops Grown:	5442	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

so like, this server is so lit that even the Taliban would be like “dang, that’s some crazy stuff.” we don’t ban women’s voices here, we ENCOURAGE them to sing and read out loud in public! it’s like a party every day with all the ladies belting out tunes and reciting Shakespeare. come join us for a wild time and stick it to the Taliban with every note you hit! #girlpower #minecraftrevolution

Gege’s Gen Minecraft Server

Anime, emulate, fanservice, figurines, GayGay, gege, Geges, Gen, husbandos, Jjk, landscape, male characters, male gaze, Mark my words, Minecraft, new generation, Sales, Server, Shameless, toji trends, Women, yaoi fics

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	176	Mines Excavated:	3545
Ores Mined:	5388	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic husbandos and fanservice you could ever imagine! Forget about the typical male gaze, we’re all about appealing to the ladies here. Our male characters are so dreamy, you’ll be swooning in no time.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world of yaoi fics and figurines that will make your heart race. The men on our server are so hot, you’ll be doing workouts just to try and look like them. Who needs fanservice of women when you have all this eye candy to drool over?

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. The landscape of anime will never be the same once you experience the magic of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of GayGay!

PLAPCraft SMP: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

Adventure, Anon, blocky, Edition, Girls, girls make, go PLAP PLAP, horny, horny anon, make go PLAP, nutslop, nutslop video, nutslop video game, PLAP, PLAP PLAP PLAP, PLAPCraft, pussy, shoot, smp, Thread, Ultimate, video game, Video Game Edition, Worship, worship girls

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the girls will make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot nutslop all over the place!

Our server is filled with sexy pixelated babes who will make your pickaxe stand at attention. From the blocky baddies to the busty builders, there’s a girl for every type of player. And don’t worry, they’re all ready to show you a good time in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From strip mining competitions to lava parkour races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond dildo hidden deep within the mines.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with PLAP PLAP PLAP and nutslop galore!

WitchySisNoRoomie

altar, banishing spell, black candles, chanting, Coins, energy balance, energy vampires, family dynamics, freedom, full moon ritual, Offerings, Pentagrams, raw meat, religious mania, Staff, summoning spirits, tarot card readings, tarot cards, voodoo dolls, Wicca, witchcraft, WitchySisNoRoomie

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate witchcraft extravaganza! Join now for a chance to summon spirits, cast spells, and banish negative energy just like the sister in this wild story.

Build your own altar with pentagrams, black candles, and jars of mysterious ingredients. Perform full moon rituals in the comfort of your virtual living room, complete with chanting in ancient languages and waving around staffs you crafted yourself.

Need a break from reality? Dance around a virtual fire in our backyard, tossing herbs, papers, and ex photos into the flames. And don’t forget to leave offerings of raw meat, coins, and strange liquids around your virtual house to attract spirits and energy vampires!

Quit your real-life job and rely on tarot card readings to guide your decisions on our server. Let the cards tell you whether your boss is an energy vampire or if it’s time to summon a spirit to bring balance to your life.

Join now and unleash your inner witch on our server! Just be sure to keep the pentagrams off the hardwood floors – we don’t want any angry roommates summoning spirits to clean up the mess.

HateToBeAroundSMP

ANNOYING, Behavior, books, character traits, Conflict, Entertainment, escapism, FANTASY, fictional character, hate, HateToBeAroundSMP, imagination, IRRITATING, Literature, love, movies, Personality, Real Life, relationships, social interactions, television

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally blowing up their house with TNT? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks and pixels!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite fictional characters in epic battles against hordes of creepers and zombies. Imagine fighting side by side with Batman as you defend your base from a horde of skeletons, or strategizing with Hermione Granger to outsmart the Ender Dragon.

But be warned, not all fictional characters are as friendly as they seem. Watch out for the Joker setting traps around your base or Darth Vader trying to steal your diamonds. It’s a chaotic world out there, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get into with your favorite fictional characters by your side!

MineTunez

favorite genre, favorite genre of music, favorite music, Favorite music genre, favorite style of music, favorite type of music, genre of music, MineTunez, music choice, music favorites, music genre, music genre choice, music genre preference, music preference, music selection, music taste, musical genre, preferred genre, preferred music genre, top genre, top music genre

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54

Are you tired of mining and crafting in silence? Join our epic Minecraft server where every block you break plays a sick beat based on your favorite music genre! Dig to the rhythm of heavy metal, build to the soothing sounds of classical music, or fight off creepers with some funky disco tunes. Who needs a jukebox when you have a whole world of musical blocks at your fingertips? Join now and rock out while you mine and craft your way to victory!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, Attempt, awkward, cringe, CringeCraft, DURATION, Experience, funny, humor, Interaction, interview, JD Vance, Job, meme, Minecraft, reaction, relatable, Server, social media, UNCOMFORTABLE, Video, viral, Working

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Emeralds Found:	2998
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you through the wonders of our server. Legend has it that our server was built on a giant diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. Don’t worry, they promise not to explode… most of the time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

SMP SlimeyPatGoneAgain – Minecraft SMP

ANNOYED, bullshit, Cole, Drama, Entertainment, fake promises, frustrated audience, full time player, good riddance, LEAVING, Minecraft, nobody cares., PROMISING.., Raw, slimey pat, SlimeyPatGoneAgain, smp, Storyline, unreliable player, Watching, wrestling, wrestling fans, wwe

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Star Shards Collected:	211	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us as we witness Slimey Pat’s dramatic exits and Cole’s epic eye rolls. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and maybe even start watching raw again!