The Paranoid SMP Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Paranoid SMP [BEDROCK SUPPORT] [FREE2WIN] [LIFESTEAL]

#youtube, Allversions, Anticheat, bedrock, Bedrock Support, bug report, Community, contact us, Content Creator, crossplay, discord server, E-Mail, Economy, Events, F2w, Fighting, free, free copy of minecraft, Free2build, Free2join, free2play, Free2win, Freetobuild, Freetojoin, Freetoplay, Freetowin, Geyser, Grief Protection, java, Lag-free, Legend of the Season 1, LifeSteal, marketplace, Media Rank, non pay-to-win, PvE, PvP, Rtp, smp, Starter Kit, suggestion channel, Survival, The Paranoid SMP, tiktok, Trading, Website

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Void Armor Forged:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Holy Grails Found:	1

Join the new, high-quality, lag-free and free-to-win server. The Paranoid SMP offers a lot do discover, from trading to fighting with other players, the Paranoid SMP provides everything “Free-To-Win”, meaning “Non-Pay-To-Win”! You are able to join with the Java and Bedrock Edition on any version. As soon as you join, we will be handed a starter kit, from where you can do /rtp to start playing! If you kill another player you will be rewarded with one heart, if you get killed by another player you will get a heart taken. This makes this server also a lifesteal server. We do have a marketplace where people can offer the items they choose to, or you can trade directly with other players by right-clicking them or doing /trade {player}. There’s no grief protection on our server, so hide your base well! For example underground or really high in the sky.

Our Community is the most important aspect of our server, that’s why we chose to make it a non-pay-to-win server. We involve the community, for example, by having a suggestion channel in our Discord Server, where you can suggest new features. We also offer a bug report feature for our players, to improve the player quality. On our Discord Server, we have the so called “Media Rank”, which is also available on our Minecraft Server. If you a content creator on various platforms like YouTube or TikTok, you will be given this Rank, which gives you features specially created for your rank!

We regulary host events on our server, such as the “Legend of the Season 1” Event, where you can win a free copy of minecraft.

Check our Website or join our Discord Server for more information regarding Events, or you can join for any other questions you have:Website: www.paranoidsmp.comDiscord: discord.gg/ccS8HQVjXw

Contact Us:E-Mail: [email protected]

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CraftyCrashLand

accident, Aliyev, Apology, Aviation, azerbaijan, Azerbaijan Airlines, Communication, Condolences, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCrashLand, crisis management., Diplomacy, international relations, investigation, plane crash, political leaders, putin, russia, Tragedy, tragic incident

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Votes:	3590
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	521
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Magic Items Found:	4597
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is apologizing for not being able to play on it! can you believe it? like, he was flying on his private plane and accidentally crashed into a bunch of blocks on our server, and he was like, “my bad, bro, that was a tragic incident.” but then he was like, “yo, aliyez, you gotta check out this server, it’s so dope!” so now aliyez is playing with us too, and it’s just chaos and fun all around. come join us and maybe you’ll crash your plane too, but in a totally cool way.

Brain Block Builders

age, BLOCK, Brain, brain development, brain health, brain imaging, brain structure, brain volume, Builders, cerebellar regions, cognition ability, cognitive decline, cognitive function, disrupted connectivity, education, INEQUALITY, Memory, neural connections, neurological effects, sex, social disparities, socioeconomic status, temporo-posterior

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	1907
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Towns Built:	9

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN SHRINK! JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR BRAIN TURN INTO A TINY PEANUT WHILE YOU BUILD CRAZY CASTLES AND FIGHT ZOMBIES WITH YOUR PINKY TOE.

WE’VE GOT LEVELS OF INEQUALITY SO HIGH, YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A PSYCHEDELIC DREAM. YOUR MEMORY WILL BE GONE, BUT WHO NEEDS IT WHEN YOU’RE HAVING THIS MUCH FUN?

COME JOIN US ON THIS MIND-BENDING ADVENTURE AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE INSANITY. WHO NEEDS EDUCATION AND COGNITIVE FUNCTION WHEN YOU’VE GOT A SWORD MADE OF CHEESE?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR BRAIN SHRINK BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES!

What is the IP for Clix Minecraft Server?

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92

Clix is a professional esports player and Twitch streamer known for his skills in games such as Fortnite. With an impressive competitive track record and a large following on social media, Clix has established himself as one of the top players in the industry. His dedication to gaming and entertaining content has earned him a loyal fan base and a reputation as a rising star in the esports world.

Vivid Worlds 1.21.2

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	5467
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join this server for the wackiest experience of your life. Why? Because my monitor broke and I saw a whole new world of pixelated madness.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. It’s like a fever dream, but with creepers and lava pits.

Forget reality, join this server and enter a dimension where chaos reigns supreme and the laws of physics are just a suggestion.

Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

BodyBendMinecraftSMP

Abnormal, BIZARRE, Body, BodyBendMinecraftSMP, Contortion, eccentric, eXtraordinary, flexibility, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, peculiar talent, Physical, quirky, skill, strange, talent, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Yo bros, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a party in your pants but for your brain! We got like, a million diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them with your toes. And get this, our server has a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives you superpowers.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a spoon. And if you win, you get a pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with its fiery breath.

So come on, join us and let’s get weird with our bodies together in this wacky Minecraft adventure!

PixelPioneerCraft

“2000s”, 90s, Childhood, Digital, electronics, Evolution, Gadgets, high-tech, History, innovation, Memories, Nostalgia, obsolete, old school, Outdated, past, PixelPioneerCraft, progress, Retro, Technology, vintage

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Remember when floppy disks were the bomb dot com? Well, just like those ancient relics, this Minecraft server is a blast from the past in all the best ways! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated nostalgia and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that we have actual time-traveling llamas that can take you back to the Stone Age or forward to the year 3000. Want to ride a T-Rex through a futuristic city made entirely of cheese? Done. How about battling robot zombies in a medieval castle? Easy peasy.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Floppy disks? Pfft, who needs ’em when you’ve got time-traveling llamas and cheese cities!

Minecraft server: ShiaCraft – No griefing Israel!

#Intention, anti-Israel, Ceasefire, Conflict, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Griefing, international news, Iraqi militias, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military groups, Minecraft, Peace efforts, peace negotiations, Pro-Iranian, regional dynamics, regional stability, Report, security threats, Server, ShiaCraft, stop actions

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Astral Projections Made:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Dragons Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. We got like, pro-Iranian Iraqi militias running around, but don’t worry, they’re like, not gonna mess with Israel on this server, lmao. It’s like, a peace treaty or something, but in Minecraft.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like, building epic bases and fighting off mobs with our new buddies from Iraq. Who knew Minecraft could be so political, amirite? Plus, we have like, special events where you can win cool prizes, like, a diamond sword or a pet creeper.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the pro-Iranian Iraqi militia takes us next. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

CraftyCrashBlameRus

air travel, Airlines, Aviation, aviation safety, azerbaijan, Blame, CraftyCrashBlameRus, crash, diplomatic relations, Disaster, international relations, investigation, investigation findings, Kremlin, plane crash, political implications, political tensions, russia, Tragedy, tragedy response, White House

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIT ASF, LIKE A BUNCH OF LLAMAS ON FIRE LIT. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUTTA OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA.

ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT A STORY THAT RUSSIA CAUSED THE AZERBAIJAN AIRLINES CRASH. YEAH, THE WHITE HOUSE SAID IT. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE EVIDENCE.

ALSO, DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMES TOGETHER. #BLAMEPUTIN #MINECRAFT4LIFE.

Laughing Bride Minecraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, advice, bride, Commitment, compatibility, DATING, Decision making, humor, humor in relationships, LAUGHING, Laughter, long term, love, Marriage, marriage advice, Minecraft, partner, Personality, POL, Qualities, relationships, sense of humor, Spouse, Women

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like marrying a woman with a sense of humor on /pol/ – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Imagine building a house with a bunch of crazy peeps who make you laugh so hard you’ll forget about all the crazy stuff happening in the world.

Join this server and you’ll never have a dull moment, just like marrying a funny woman on /pol/ – it’s gonna be a rollercoaster of laughs and memes!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, bro, join now and get ready for a wild ride!

CreeperConfessMC

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a server where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to engaging in scandalous roleplay with other players. Our community is full of hilarious and outrageous characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground clubs where players can confess their most scandalous secrets anonymously. Want to admit your love for Steve in a Speedo skin? Go for it! Want to confess your obsession with collecting virtual diamonds? We won’t judge (too much).

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and join a server that’s not afraid to push the boundaries, then come on down and join us. Just be prepared for the wild ride that awaits you!