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| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 6170 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve somehow managed to turn a game about building blocks into a pre-apocalyptic battleground! Join us as we navigate through the chaos of WW3, because who needs real-world survival skills when you can just respawn in Minecraft?
Our alliance is made up of the most clueless players you’ll ever meet, but hey, at least we’re entertaining! Whether we’re accidentally blowing up our own bases or getting lost in the wilderness for hours on end, you can always count on us to provide some laughs.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who are so hilariously unprepared for the end of the world? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to lead us to victory in this virtual war. Or, you know, just end up accidentally setting off a TNT trap and blowing us all to smithereens. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!
