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New Japan Guy Minecraft SMP Fun Time

acceptance, aew, Awareness, bullying, compassion, criticism, Differences, disability, Diversity, Empathy, fan culture, Fun, guy, Inclusivity, Japan, Minecraft, mocking, new japan, perspective, sensitivity, smp, Time, tolerance, Understanding, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	134
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and now rule with an iron hoof. Or maybe you’re intrigued by the rumor that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

NoHubbyNoPartyCraft

family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, Family Values, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ inclusion, marriage issues, Marriage Support, NoHubbyNoPartyCraft, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, support system, wedding decisions, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7367	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old drama? Then come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a wedding-free zone! No need to worry about family feuds or awkward seating arrangements here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members crashing the party. Our server is the perfect place for gamers, comic lovers, and introverts alike – no judgments here!

So why wait? Join now and escape the drama for a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can have a virtual paradise all to yourself? Let’s build, create, and laugh together on our epic Minecraft server – where family drama is just a distant memory.

Wanderlust SMP: Italy! Pizza, pasta, and pvp!

Adventure, Adventure Awaits, bucket list, Cultural experience, Dream destination, dream vacation, exotic destination, Exploration, globe-trotting, international travel, italy, long term travel, new experiences, one-way ticket, pasta, pizza, PvP, smp, travel, travel goals, travel inspiration, travel the world, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But little did they know, it was all a trap set by the mischievous admins who love to troll unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of their shenanigans?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. Can you bust a move and defeat this formidable foe?

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and maybe a few tears (from laughing too hard), then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

CringeCraft – Where Regrets are Made

CringeCraft, regrets

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover the shocking truth about the secret underground society of creepers who are plotting to take over the world with their explosive dance moves. Uncover the mystery of why villagers are always so obsessed with trading emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh and spider eyes. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theory that Herobrine is actually just a misunderstood artist trying to express himself through pixel art. So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)!

WildlifeCollapse Minecraft Server

Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, Endangered species, environmental crisis, environmental devastation, Extinction, global impact, habitat loss, Minecraft, points of no return, Report, Server, species preservation, urgent action needed, Warning, wildlife decline, wildlife populations, wildlife protection, WildlifeCollapse

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3063
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta protect the animals n stuff? well dis server is all about savin dem wildlife populations from collapsin!! we got pandas, polar bears, dolphins, u name it!! but dey all in danger of reachin ‘points of no return’ so u gotta come help us save dem!! join us on dis epic adventure to protect da animals and save da world!! plus, we got free cake for all new players cuz who doesn’t love cake, amirite?? so come on, join us and be a hero for da animals!! 🐼🐻🐬🍰🌍

MeloniCraft: No Pro-Hamas Allowed!

Allowed, anti-terrorism, Conflict, Europe, expels, expulsion, extremism, Imam, immigration, international relations, italy, Meloni, MeloniCraft, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro-Hamas, proHamas, radicalization, Religion, security measures, Terrorism, times of india, Zulfiqar Khan

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	1272
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7

lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where we kick out pro-Hamas imams like Zulfiqar Khan cuz ain’t nobody got time for dat drama. we be building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business. plus, we got a secret underground club where we party with llamas and eat pizza all day long. so come on over and join the fun before the imams start causing more trouble. let’s show ’em who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels.

Java Jolt: Protect Your Brain!

Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, amnestic, Brain, brain function, brain health, Caffeine, caffeine benefits, caffeine intake, caffeine research, cerebrospinal fluid biomarkers, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, cognitive impairment, Consumption, dementia prevention, higher odds, java, Jolt, Memory Loss, neuroprotection, Protect, protective role

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ores Mined:	3395	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA BESTEST COFFEE SHOP IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! SIP ON SOME JAVA WHILE U BUILD UR EPIC CASTLE!

WE GOT COFFEE FOUNTAINS, COFFEE WATER SLIDES, COFFEE RAINBOWS! U NAME IT, WE GOT IT!

PLUS, DRINKIN’ COFFEE HERE WILL MAKE U SUPER SMART! U’LL BE BUILDIN’ REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS LIKE A GENIUS!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR COFFEE PARADISE AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN CELLS WHILE U LEVEL UP UR MINECRAFT SKILLS! YA WONT REGRET IT, PROMISE! ☕🏰🤯

The Block Party Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, CLANDESTINE, Concealed, confusion, Curiosity, doubt, Enigma, hidden, Identity, inquiry, Minecraft, Mystery, Party, perplexity, puzzlement, query, question.., response, secret, Server, uncertainty, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Villages Defended:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, boy do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the majestic rainbow unicorn pig. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of Hungry Hungry Hippos, with players riding on the backs of Ender Dragons and trying to gobble up as many sheep as possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Corner Hand Raiser Minecraft SMP

Body language, Communication, competitive spirit, Corner, Corners, Etiquette, Fair Play, Gestures, Hand, Minecraft, non-verbal communication, Raiser, raising hand, Respect, Signaling, smp, Soccer, sports etiquette, sports rules, Sportsmanship, sportsmanship in soccer, team sports, teamwork

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

NoPipeNoNeighbor

autistic adult, breach notice, Deception, Flooding, ground floor unit, Incompetence, insurance claim, isolation tap, legal action, neighbour dispute, Noisy, NoPipeNoNeighbor, plumbing works, property rights, Renovations, safe space, strata managed building, VCAT, VIOLATION, water pipe

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9744
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Zombie Dances:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ores Mined:	6081

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only flooding you’ll experience is from your tears of laughter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where your upstairs neighbor’s water isolation tap is actually a secret entrance to a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and monsters. Will you be able to navigate through the flooded rooms and defeat the evil builders who caused the chaos?

But that’s not all – the Owners Corp is secretly a group of rogue players who will stop at nothing to claim the copper pipe as their own. Will you join forces with them or stand your ground and protect your property at all costs?

With lawyers, VCAT hearings, and $10k worth of drama, this server is not for the faint of heart. But if you’re up for a challenge and ready to defend your safe space from invaders, then come on down and join the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!