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HolyCraft SMP – Blessed Block Party

angel, Art Collabs, Art Dropbox, binding of isaac, Blasphemous, Blessed, BLOCK, Christian, doom franchise, Faith: The Unholy Trinity, Fanon Lore, Gabby AI Voice, Game, Holycraft, Media, OC Lore, Party, playlist, review, smp, Story Archive, Thread Archive, Ultrakill, watch party

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Ores Mined:	6582
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Christian themes to a whole new level! Join us for some holy fun as we build churches, battle demons, and spread the word of the Angel Hare playlist.

Our server is filled with outrageous lore, like the epic tale of Bennyanons and the mysterious /holy/ Story Archive. Dive into the world of Ultrakill, DooM Franchise, Faith: The Unholy Trinity, Binding of Isaac, and Blasphemous as you fight for righteousness in the virtual realm.

But that’s not all! We have an AI voice named Gabby who will guide you on your journey, art collabs to showcase your creativity, and watch parties to keep you entertained. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky and wonderful community!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your angelic side shine through! (Disclaimer: No actual angels were harmed in the making of this server).

TipsyTeen Minecraft SMP

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, binge drinking, consequences, Drinking, Drunk, Experimenting, first time, hangover, legal drinking age, Minecraft, Party, peer pressure, Rebellion, regret, smp, socializing, teenage years, TipsyTeen, underage drinking, youthful indiscretion

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Star Shards Collected:	290	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6322	Zombie Dances:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest party in town! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop shenanigans.

We have a secret underground bar where players can get drunk on virtual drinks and compete in drunken parkour challenges. The winner gets a special hangover potion that gives them super strength for the next day.

So, if you’re ready to let loose and have the time of your virtual life, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find yourself waking up in a virtual jail cell after a wild night of partying with creepers and skeletons. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

CraftyExcusesMC

alibi, avoidance, cover up, CraftyExcusesMC, Deceit, deceitful behavior, Deception, dishonesty, Escape, Evasion, EXCUSE, fabrication, falsehood, fib, get out of something, tall tale, untruth, white lie, worst lie

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	568148	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7644
Enchantments Applied:	209	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and you’ll never have to tell a boring lie again because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll have insane stories to tell for days!

Picture this: you’re being chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Or how about the time you convinced a group of creepers to start a dance party instead of exploding? Trust us, the lies you’ll tell to explain your absence from real life will be legendary. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Nessy’s Secret Oasis

discovery, drought, environmental discovery, environmental news, hidden reservoir, Hidden water reserve, Loch Ness, Loch Ness discovery, Natural resources, Nessys, Oasis, secret, Sicilian drought, Sicilian environment, sicily, Sustainable development, water conservation, Water Crisis, water management, water preservation, water reserve, water scarcity, Water storage

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Animals Bred:	132	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Ores Mined:	7412
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Yo, bros and gals! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we just discovered a hidden water reserve in Sicily that’s like, TWICE the size of Loch Ness! Can you believe it?! We’re talkin’ endless water slides, underwater caves, and secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds! Plus, the water is so crystal clear, you can see all the way to the bottom where the mermaids be chillin’! So come on down and dive into the adventure of a lifetime! Just watch out for the Loch Ness monster, he’s been known to make a splash or two!

Reichan Nations | WAR – EARTH – ROLEPLAY – NATIONS

Earth, Economy, Lands, Minecraft, nation, Nations, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, War

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Farms Harvested:	908
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

🌟 Join Our Community on Discord! 🌟

We’re excited to invite you to our vibrant Discord community! Whether you’re here to connect with fellow members, seek help, or just have a good time, you’ll find a welcoming and supportive environment.

🔗 Join Us Here: Discord Invite

For a seamless experience, you can join using Reichan.pro. If you encounter any issues while joining, our Discord is the perfect place to get the assistance you need.

We can’t wait to see you there and look forward to building great memories together!

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HexArchon: Where even the Squid have custom tuxedos! Join us for a WILD ride with custom everything! No boredom allowed!

Abilities, Allowed, Boredom, Custom, decorations, Dungeons, Enchants, Farms, Fishing, FURNACES, HexArchon, Items, Join, Mechanics, mmo, mobs, Performance, playstyles, Quests, Ride, Server, Shops, smp, Squid, Stats, Trust, tuxedos, Updates, Wild

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Server Name:	HexArchon
Overview:	Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique features
Links:	Server Trailer
	Discord Server
	Wiki

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is HexArchon?	HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique gameplay features such as Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.
What are the values of HexArchon?	The values of HexArchon include community voice & transparency, huge range of playstyles, trust & respect, and dedicated updates.
What are some gameplay mechanics on HexArchon?	Gameplay mechanics include Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Dungeons, Quests, Abilities, Stats, Auto Farms, Furnaces, Furniture, Player Shops, Pets, Fishing, and Quality-of-life Improvements.
What are the technical specifications of the server?	The server runs on dedicated hardware with an AMD Ryzen 9 7950X CPU, 64GB of RAM, 2TB NVME SSD storage, and is hosted on the US East Coast.
How can I join HexArchon?	You can join by using the server IP: play.hexarchon.net. The server also supports Bedrock (Port 19132) with experimental limitations.

PixelPussyPics Minecraft Server

adult content, big lips, body positivity, close up, closed lips, Confidence, empowerment, explicit, female anatomy, INTIMATE, Lips, Minecraft, NSFW, photos, Pictures, PixelPussyPics, Provocative, pussy, self love, Sensual, Server, Sexy

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is filled with closed and big lips…pussys! No, not the furry kind, we’re talking about the most epic and jaw-dropping builds you’ve ever seen.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible. Want to build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cat Queen, who rules over all the pussys in the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that she can turn players into cats with a single meow…but only if they’re brave enough to face her in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner creativity…and maybe even discover the secret of the elusive closed and big lips pussys. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HeatQueen in Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, big baby, Chicago territory, heat in wrestling, HeatQueen, heel turn, Minecraft, nuclear heat, professional wrestling, rival heels, smp, top babyfaces, top heel, Underdogs, wrestling, wrestling characters, wrestling dynamics, wrestling feuds, wrestling psychology, wrestling storylines, wrestling strategy, wrestling tactics

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Enchantments Applied:	273

Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there? We’re talking nuclear levels of drama and backstabbing, just like a top heel in the Chicago wrestling territory! Our players are experts at causing mayhem and stirring up trouble, making alliances one minute and betraying them the next.

Picture this: a player walks into the server and completely takes over, dominating all the rival players with their cunning strategies and ruthless tactics. They even manage to turn one of the underdogs into a big baby just by giving them their “heat” back. How do they do it? It’s all part of the insanity that makes our server so addictive and unpredictable.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, where the only rule is there are no rules, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen!

ShamblesCraft

AITAH, black mold, cabinets, child support, clothes on our backs., downtown apartment, ex husband, flooring, Gaming, gas furnace, handymen, hounding, illegal terms, inspection, joint bank account, Lawyer, Lease, LEAVING, major repairs, mental illness, Mortgage, ommissions, Painting, Plumbing, Posh, Renovations, rental, roof, ShamblesCraft, SSI, state law, VA loan, vacation, water heater, Wealthy, windows

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5267	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as my ex-husband’s life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a house with more problems than a creeper explosion.

Our server owner, who is as absent as my ex-husband, will provide you with a discounted rent that’s sure to drain your in-game paycheck. But don’t worry, the house is in such a state of disrepair that you’ll be too busy fixing things to even notice!

From leaky roofs to exploding water heaters, our house has it all. And just like my ex-FIL, our server owner will insult you, threaten you, and call you trash if you don’t fix everything in one week. But hey, at least he’s going on vacation!

So come join our server, where the only thing more broken than the house is the owner’s sense of decency. Build, survive, and try not to get kicked out before the next rent payment is due. It’s a wild ride that’s sure to make you question all your life choices – just like I did when I married my ex-husband.

CraftySkillz – Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, collaboration, Communication, CraftySkillz, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, Development, education, emotional intelligence, ESSENTIAL, growth, innovation, knowledge, leadership, learning, Minecraft, problem solving, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, skill, smp, Time management

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	New Chunks Explored:	235311

In our Minecraft SMP, we believe everyone should learn the skill of llama whispering. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player was lost in the wilderness with only a llama by their side. They whispered sweet nothings to the llama and it led them straight to a hidden diamond mine! So, if you want to uncover hidden treasures and have a furry friend by your side, join our SMP and learn the ancient art of llama whispering today!