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Inkless Ladies Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	273	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a woman with tattoos on her back? Look no further! Our server is like a beautiful canvas, untouched by the horrors of ink stains. Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being turned off by unsightly tattoos again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only appears to players with tattoo phobias. So if you’re looking for a spooky adventure while avoiding tattooed ladies, this is the server for you! Join now and experience a world where tattoos are a thing of the past.

HeatwaveCraft – The Hottest Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1808	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the weather is as unpredictable as your ex’s mood swings! Join us and experience heatwaves that last for 3-6 weeks at a time, making you feel like you’re living on the sun. But don’t worry, normal weather only lasts for 2 days to 2 weeks before another scorching heatwave hits.

Imagine the thrill of trying to survive in a world where the weather is more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush. Build your shelter, gather resources, and pray that the next heatwave doesn’t melt your virtual face off.

So why join our server? Well, if you enjoy the challenge of constantly battling extreme weather conditions and want to test your Minecraft skills to the max, then this is the place for you. Plus, where else can you say you’ve survived a heatwave that lasted longer than your last relationship? Join us now and embrace the insanity!

A.I. MartialCraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8889
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Buildings Constructed:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Void Armor Forged:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and strike it rich?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself? Get your groove on with the most infamous Minecraft villain while dodging his deadly dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in our wacky world.

Sakura’s Monster Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Votes:	2403	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because on our server, SAKURA IS A MONSTER!!! That’s right, our resident flower-loving player has transformed into a terrifying beast that roams the land, terrorizing unsuspecting players.

But don’t worry, joining our server means you get to join in on the fun! Take on the challenge of defeating Sakura and claim epic loot as your reward. Or, if you’re feeling brave, try to befriend the monster and ride into battle on her back as she wreaks havoc on the server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to whoever holds it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on this server, nothing is as it seems – especially when SAKURA IS A MONSTER!!!

SheamusCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where only the most elite players are allowed to enter! Picture this: a kingdom ruled by a majestic llama named Sheamus who only allows the most skilled and hilarious players to join his ranks.

But beware, if you’re not up to snuff, Sheamus will personally kick you out of his kingdom with a swift llama kick to the behind. Only the bravest and funniest players will survive in this wild and wacky world.

Join now for a chance to prove your worth to Sheamus and maybe, just maybe, you’ll earn a spot in his exclusive llama squad. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is not for the faint of heart. Are you ready to take on the challenge and become a part of Sheamus’s legendary kingdom?

GasWashMinecraftServer

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the power of gas-powered washing machines! Why settle for boring old electric ones when you can have a washing machine that revs like a race car? Plus, we have a strict ban on electric washing machines because, let’s be real, they’re just not as fun.

But that’s not all – we also have a ban on niggers having washing machines because, apparently, they’re all poor and smelly. Don’t ask us how we enforce this rule, just know that our server is a washing machine utopia for everyone except niggers.

Join us for a wild ride of clean clothes and questionable discrimination policies – you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else!

RiggedCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and unpredictability! Just like the referees in a soccer match, our admins might do nothing when you’re being tackled, or they might give you a yellow card for no reason at all. It’s all part of the fun!

Experience the thrill of feeling invincible like Real Madrid after a questionable call in your favor. Who needs skill when you have luck on your side?

We have insanely weird admin behavior that will keep you on your toes, just like the refs in matches against Leipzig, Bayern, and BVB. And watch out for Poop, our mysterious admin who may or may not sabotage your gameplay just for kicks.

Join us for a server where every game feels like a rigged diversity commercial, just like mainstream sports. Who needs fair play when you can have a good laugh instead? See you on the server, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected!

FDA-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers with useless agencies? Join our wacky Minecraft server where we have a secret agency dedicated to finding the best pizza toppings in the world! That’s right, forget about saving the world from creepers, we’re on a mission to create the ultimate pizza masterpiece! Join us for epic pizza battles, crazy toppings, and a whole lot of cheesy fun. Who needs boring old agencies when you can be part of the most delicious mission in Minecraft history? Join now and let’s get saucy!

ForgottenCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	227

Are you tired of being just another player on a boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, “i am forgotten,” you’ll be treated like the star of the show (even if you’re a total noob)!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying squids, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor (and a pet chicken named Cluck Norris). Or how about participating in our weekly “Build-A-Pig” contest, where the most creative pig sculpture wins a golden carrot (because why not)?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players are greeted by a mischievous troll who challenges them to a dance-off for a chance to cross the bridge (spoiler alert: the troll has some killer dance moves).

So come on down to “i am forgotten” and join in on the wackiest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t be forgotten on this server (unless you forget to feed your pet Enderman, then all bets are off).

Who’s Crafting? – Modern Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with HoloEN madness. We’ve got original songs, dances, and even forgotten songs featuring Hatsune Miku herself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Stellar Stellar (Hoshimachi Suisei) who will guide you through the depths of Minecraft like never before. And if you’re feeling brave, try out our karaoke nights where you can sing your heart out with Mumei herself.

Don’t miss out on our 5th Fes event where anything can happen. Join now for a chance to win exclusive merch and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before the printers try to ruin the fun. See you in the game!