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CraftyConfessions

advice, Anonymity, Community, confession, CraftyConfessions, fear, Guilt, hidden, Honesty, open up, Personal, Private, relationships, Reveal, Secrets, sharing, Support, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6923
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25

Are you tired of hiding your secret obsessions with building giant statues of llamas in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace all your llama-loving tendencies! Join us and let your llama creativity run wild as you build the most epic llama kingdom the world has ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama enthusiasts who will grant you unlimited llama powers if you prove your loyalty by building the tallest llama tower in the land. So come on, spill your llama secrets and join us on the craziest llama-filled adventure of your life!

DroneCraft Server – £850 Power!

Defense, defense systems, drone attacks, DroneCraft, Drones, FEARS, intelligence, Military, military defense, military technology, national security, nato, power, powerful weapons, reconnaissance, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, threat, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3920
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have £850 drones flying around ready to take out all the nato weapons!!! you gotta see it to believe it, bro. we got creepers riding on the drones and shooting arrows at the players, it’s insane! join now before nato figures out how to stop us, lolz.

EuroBankExitCraft

banking sector, business impact, diplomatic relations, economic stability, Economy, EuroBankExitCraft, European banks, european economy, european union, finance, financial institutions, geopolitical risks, Global markets, international relations, Kremlin, political tensions, russia, Russian companies, sanctions, Trade, western companies

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Dragons Tamed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

haha come join our epic minecraft server where european banks leaving russia would make the cows start speaking russian and the pigs start doing the kalinka dance! the kremlin is all like “oh no, our companies gonna be hurt!” but we just laugh and keep building our epic castles and farms. join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness, where anything can happen! plus, we have a secret underground disco party with the creepers every saturday night. don’t miss out, come join the fun!

Spoiler-Free Ads Server

Ads, caught up, companies, consumer preferences, data collection, data privacy, devices, Digital Marketing, Entertainment, filter, Listening, online tracking, Personalized Content, privacy, relevant ads, Server, Spoilerfree, spoilers, streaming, targeted advertising, Technology, television, watch

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	794
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

So, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, right? And then BAM! You get hit with a spoiler for the latest episode of your favorite show. Like, seriously, not cool.

But fear not, my fellow gamers, for there is a server out there that will protect you from the evil clutches of spoilers! Join our server and never again will you have to worry about someone ruining the ending of your favorite TV show or movie.

Not only that, but our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: you and your friends facing off against a horde of zombies, all while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to talking cows, you’ll never know what crazy creature you’ll come across next.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most spoiler-free adventures of your Minecraft life!

CannabisCraft: Ruminal Remix

animal stomachs, C. indica, C. sativa, Cannabis, CannabisCraft, concentrations, dietary, digestion, effects, findings, greenhouse gas emissions, Livestock, methane production, Microbiome, Modification, remix, research, Ruminal, ruminal fermentation, Specific, study, supplementation, volatile fatty acids

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Zombie Dances:	8
Love Letters Sent:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

so, like, u know how animals have stomachs? well, some smart peeps did a study and found out that if u play on our server, u can, like, modify ruminal fermentation and make methane production go WILD. yea, u heard me right. join our server and become the ultimate animal stomach modifier. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

SHULKER

LifeSteal, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, survival PVP ranks staff friends joy lifesteal community factions minigames economy adventure creative exploration build roleplay fantasy PvP multiplayer competitive

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

WELCOME TO SHULKER.MC. WE ALL ARE FRIENDS SO PLAY IN SERVER WITH JOY. OUR SERVER HAVE MANY STAFFS. OUR SERVER HAVE RANKS. OUR SERVER IS BASED ON LIFESTEAL , SURVIVAL , PVP ETC.

50.114.207.9:25627

Crescenta SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets semi-crazy! Come join the madness in Version 1.19+ now, only if you’re 13+!

3d, better, Brewery, Colonist, Community, Crescenta, Custom World Generation, Discord link, dynamic, Dynmap, Economy Balancing, Expanding World, flavor plugins, ImageFrame, java, Join, madness, meets, Nations/SMP, New Gods, proximity voice chat, Semi-Casual, SemiCrazy, Semivanilla, smp, Spice, Towny, Version, Youre

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Minecraft Server Information

Server IP	crescenta.org
Server Version	1.19 – 1.21 Java
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ

Overview

Welcome to Crescenta, the unique nations/smp, semi-casual, colonist towny, and roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accomodate new players! With our unique plugins and strategies, we have a dynamic, expanding world with never-before-seen generation that will always have new areas to explore, mine, and settle!

Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

Features

Long lasting worlds!
Custom world generation!
Explore the world in 3D with Bluemap!
Proximity Voice Chat!
Resource balancing tweaks!
Community flavor plugins!

Note: We do request that you be 13 years or older, because a lot of this server is based off of the community Discord we have, and Discord has a strict 13+ age policy.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	crescenta.org
What is the server version?	1.19 – 1.21 Java
Is there a Discord server?	https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ
What are some of the unique features of the server?	Long lasting worlds, custom world generation, Bluemap for 3D exploration, Proximity Voice Chat, resource balancing tweaks, and community flavor plugins.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players should be 13 years or older due to Discord’s policy.

Mitsubishi’s LOL Minecraft Server

Ahahaha, Apology, comedy, cultural reference, forgive me, forgiveness, funny, humor, humor tags, humor therapy, inside joke, Japanese culture, Laughter, laughter therapy, lol, Minecraft, mistake, Mitsubishi, Mitsubishis, MITSUBISHISAMA, NONONONNO, oh, sama, Server, silly

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9997
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Towns Built:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft stuff? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can just sit back and watch your character do all the work for you! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained hamsters running on wheels to power your virtual avatar. Just sit back, relax, and let the hamsters do all the heavy lifting!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Mitsubishisama, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with bling. Oops!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the hamsters’ stamina). AHAHAHA OH NONONONNO FORGIVE ME MITSUBISHISAMA, but you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness!

Gone Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Character development, Disappointment, emotional impact, G.O.A.T, Gaming, Gaming Community, Joel and Ellie, Minecraft, naughty dog, post-apocalyptic, Server, storytelling, survival horror, The Dark Knight Rises, The Last of Us, The Last of Us 1, video game, video game criticism, WORST, wrong, WTF

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Towns Built:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as disappointing as The Last of Us 2? Look no further! Our server is more lit than The Dark Knight Rises and will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the disappointment in the world.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush. We promise you won’t be bored, and you definitely won’t be disappointed. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

FruitNinja Minecraft Server

FruitNinja, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like Jamie embraces her fruit obsession! Join us for a wild ride filled with moldy teabags, fruit fly infestations, and half-eaten apples crawling with flies.

Looking for a server where you can throw out fruit without being accused of wasting food? Look no further! Our community understands the struggle of living with someone who turns the kitchen counter into a fruit orchard with questionable hygiene practices.

Embark on a quest to clean up the kitchen and battle against the fruit fly infestation that threatens to take over. Will you be the sanitation hero or will you be accused of disrespecting dietary choices? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!