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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 3387 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Star Shards Collected: | 300 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
