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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 5796 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 4743 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Dimension Hops: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Crops Grown: | 4498 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in epic battles where you can throw giant golden bricks at your enemies and shout “You’re fired!” as you defeat them. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers and zombies, just like the real Donald Trump would do.
So come join us on our server and make Minecraft great again! (Disclaimer: This server is not affiliated with the actual Donald Trump in any way, shape, or form. Please don’t sue us.)