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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 1173 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 177 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with dancing llamas, and building a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.