🔥The Muzzhole Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Muzzhole

Bedrock Java, Casualsurvival, Civilization, commands, Community, crossplay, Discord, Enchants, Gui, Jobs, Land claiming, Landclaim, Leveling, Minecraft, mmo, MSMP, Newserver, Newworld, Plugins, Server, Smallserver, smp, Survival, The Muzzhole, Tightknit, Towny, Trading, Tryhard, Vein Mining, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Welcome to the Muzzhole, also known as MSMP!

You know all those…generic servers with all that fancy stuff like skills, MMO leveling, yadda yadda? Well, we take that formula and bring it back to basics for those looking for a mostly regular experience. The fanciest thing in MSMP is jobs and land claiming.

We have:

♡ Bedrock-Java crossplay for those on their phones and wanting to play with their friends on Bedrock♡ Towny: a land claiming plugin that allows for the organization of groups♡ Vein mining, instant tree chopping, etc♡ Jobs to get money for trading and land claiming♡ /tpa and /home commands♡ GUI menus to help the Bedrock players navigate /tpa, /home, and the Towny plugin♡ Expanded list of enchants that offer unique effects♡ We are a whitelisted server, so we can assure a stable and safe community!

discord.gg/Kg6s6nyZMW

51.161.71.153:25611

ripMC

battle, Creative, Discord, Events, Gyms, Minecraft, minecraft 1.16.5, Mini Games, Pixelmon, pixelmon 9.1.11, pixelmon community, Pixelmon evolution, pixelmon gameplay, pixelmon mods, Pixelmon news, pixelmon server, Pokeball, Pokecenters, pokemon, Raiding, strategies, Tips, Trading, Trainers

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3087
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

The ripMC Hub isn’t just another server; it’s a vibrant Pixelmon community. Join our Discord server to connect with fellow trainers, share tips and strategies, participate in events, and stay updated on the latest Pixelmon news. We are currently running on Pixelmon 9.1.11 and Minecraft 1.16.5!

play.ripmc.net

RPG Legacy Minecraft Server

Abilities, character classes, character creation, Character Progression, class system, FANTASY, fantasy rpg, game design, Gaming, Legacy, legacy RPG, Mechanics, Medieval, Minecraft, Outdated, role playing, role-playing game, RPG, Server, Skills, Tabletop, Traditional, video games

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring RPG class system in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has completely revamped it in the most outrageous way possible! Say goodbye to being a boring old warrior or mage, and hello to being a professional llama tamer or a master pancake chef!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet Seat of Destiny, rumored to bring great fortune to whoever possesses it. But be warned, the path is filled with dangerous obstacles like killer bunnies and exploding chickens!

Not convinced yet? How about this – our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons while sipping on our signature potion cocktails.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

MemeStockCryptoCraft Minecraft Server

asset collapse, asset valuation, cryptocurrency, financial markets, mainstream crypto, market analysis, market collapse, market correction, market risk, market volatility, meme stocks, memes, MemeStockCryptoCraft, Minecraft, nvda, risk spectrum, Server, short selling, shorting assets, speculative trading, stock market, stocks, trading strategy

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’re constantly on the edge of our seats watching memes, crypto, and stocks crash and burn in real time. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with virtual blocks and creepers.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to short assets before they completely tank. Who needs Wall Street when you can make risky bets in the world of Minecraft? We’ve even had players become virtual millionaires by predicting the next big crash.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as the stock market, come join us! Just be prepared for some wild rides and insane stories along the way.

PettyBratCraft – SorryNotSorry

child naming, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, cultural insensitivity, cultural pride, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, family tension, Irish name, low contact, name pronunciation, name shaming, parenting choices, passive aggressive behavior, petty brat, PettyBratCraft, pronunciation, Resentment, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, SorryNotSorry

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	99	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as petty and dramatic as my sister? Look no further! Join our server for some epic sibling rivalry and passive-aggressive gameplay. We have a special section where you can name your in-game items after your family members and watch them fight it out in the virtual world. Plus, we have a pronunciation guide for all the Irish names you can think of, just to really get under your sister’s skin. Join now and show your sister who’s boss in the most ridiculous way possible!

NostalgiaCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, bittersweet, Childhood, emotions, Evolution, Experience, growth, hindsight, introspection, learning, Maturity, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, past, perspective, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscing, sentiment, sentimentality, Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Runes Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Remember the time you accidentally fell into a pit of lava in Minecraft and lost all your diamond gear? Well, on our server, we guarantee you’ll have so much fun falling into lava pits that you’ll forget all about your precious diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn point into a giant maze of chicken coops. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs and epic fails!

CraftyTrial

7-day free trial, CraftyTrial, Decision making, DISCOVER, evaluate before committing, Experiment, explore options, free trial period, hands-on experience, life experiences, limited time offer, new opportunities, no commitment, risk-free, sample before buying, take a chance, test-run, trial and error, try before you buy, trying new things, uncertainty

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

What’s something in life that needs a 7-day free trial? Our Minecraft server, duh! Why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the most epic adventures of your life?

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats. They lead you to a secret underground disco where creepers are busting out their best moves. And don’t even get me started on the diamond-filled caves that are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 30 minutes every hour. Imagine soaring through the skies, oinking with joy as you rain down bacon on unsuspecting players below.

So why waste another second on boring servers when you can join ours for a 7-day free trial of pure insanity and non-stop laughter? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

HezbollahCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, hezbollah, HezbollahCraft, international relations, iran, Israeli attack, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military alliance, military intervention, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Politico, proxy warfare, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, united states, US

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna chill and play some minecraft, but then u also wanna feel like a badass warrior fighting against evil forces? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u are transported to a world where u are the hero fighting against a secret organization called the “Blockade.” they are trying to take over the server and it’s up to u and ur fellow players to stop them.

but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to battle epic bosses and complete challenging quests, but u also get to ride dragons and unicorns into battle. yes, u heard me right. DRAGONS AND UNICORNS.

oh, and did i mention that there are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds scattered throughout the server? yeah, u could be rolling in riches in no time.

so, what are u waiting for? join now and become the ultimate warrior in this epic minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

OrthoCraft: Draft Day!

BLOW, controversy, Day, decision, Draft, Government, Israel, Israel Supreme Court, israeli government, Israeli prime minister, Justice, Legal, military service, Netanyahu, OrthoCraft, Politics, Religion, religious exemptions, Ruling, secularism, top court, ultra-Orthodox Jews

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Secret Passages Found:	8	Towns Built:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Star Shards Collected:	118
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

come join our minecraft server where we draft ultra-orthodox jews to build epic temples and castles for our lord and savior Notch! Netanyahu is shooketh by our power and wants to join but he ain’t got the skills like us. we are the chosen ones in the world of blocks and pixels. come build with us and show off your building skills to the world. we promise you won’t get drafted unless you build a house made of diamonds, then you’re in trouble buddy. so grab your pickaxe and join us in this epic adventure!

YardWorkMansion

affordability, budgeting, DIY cleaning, domestic responsibilities, economic status, financial constraints, home maintenance, house cleaning, household chores, larger place, lawn care, middle class, middle income, property upkeep, residential tasks, self-sufficiency, social class, suburban-living, Working class, yard work, YardWorkMansion

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Yo, listen up all you middle class peeps! Are you tired of all that yard work and house cleaning? Well, have I got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world responsibilities for a while!

On our server, you can build the biggest mansion you’ve ever dreamed of, without lifting a finger! No more mowing the lawn or scrubbing toilets, just pure luxury living in block form.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of garden gnomes who will do all your yard work for you in exchange for shiny diamonds. Trust me, these little guys are pros at landscaping.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension where all your laundry magically folds itself. Say goodbye to folding clothes forever!

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury you deserve, without all the pesky chores. Middle class problems? Not on our watch!

ADHD Phase Locking Fun

adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, brain function, Brainwave Activity, Brainwave Patterns, brainwave synchronization, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, EEG, Fun, locking, neurofeedback, Neurofeedback Therapy, neuroimaging, Neurological Assessment, neurological disorders, Neurological Research, Neurological treatments, neuroplasticity, Neurotherapy, phase, Phase Locking Value, Treatment Responsiveness

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like havin a blast while playin with ur pals? well do we have the server for u!

come join us on our epic minecraft server where we use Phase Locking Value to determine ur neurofeedback treatment responsiveness in Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder! sounds fancy right? well it is!

imagine mining for diamonds while also getting ur brain waves analyzed in real time! u can see if ur ADHD is gettin better as u build ur dream castle!

plus, we have a secret underground lab where we experiment with potions and redstone contraptions to help u focus better in game! trust me, u won’t find this kind of crazy fun anywhere else!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most insane minecraft server out there and let’s have a blast together!