The Most HILAROUS Fake Minecraft Speedruns… Minecraft Servers

Trump’s Minecraft Server – Final Edition /ptg/

@POTUS45, 45 Office, Donald J Trump, donald trump, Edition, FINAL, God Bless the USA, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Milwaukee WI, Minecraft, president trump, ptg, RSBN, Server, team trump, trump archive, trump library, Trump Rallies, Trump Spox, trump war room, Trumps, truth social, Tucker Carlson Live Tour, White House 45

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Trump’s rallies? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build the greatest wall in Minecraft history, just like Trump promised! Don’t worry about griefers, we’ll deport them faster than you can say “Make Minecraft Great Again!” Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret Trump Tower hidden in our world, you’ll unlock the power of tweeting your enemies into oblivion. So come on down and join us, because on this server, we don’t build bridges, we build walls! #BuildTheWall #MinecraftTrump2024

Redpilled Minecraft SMP: Jew-Free Zone

anti-Semitic, computer games, Conspiracy, conspiracy theories, controversial, controversial games, controversial gaming, controversial gaming community, controversial gaming topics, controversial topics, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Jewfree, Jewish conspiracy, Jews, Minecraft, Political, Propaganda, redpill, Redpilled, redpilled games, smp, Zone

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Are you tired of being oppressed by the Ender Dragon’s Zionist agenda in Minecraft? Look no further than our SMP server, where we have banned all Jewish mobs from spawning! Join us as we fight against the tyranny of the Creeper Illuminati and uncover the truth behind Herobrine’s secret Jewish ancestry. Plus, every player gets a free tinfoil hat to protect themselves from mind control! Join now and help us uncover the truth in this wacky and wild adventure!

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, character creation, Crystal Empyreum, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, fall guys, Femlala-Only Hypnosis Meetup, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Friendless Loser Meet, Garlean Election Watching, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Server, Terminator Trilogy, Zalera

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party zone for all you block-loving maniacs out there!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy competitions, and mind-blowing events that will make you question reality itself. We’ve got more resources than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, free companies that will make you feel like royalty, and linkshells that will connect you with players from all corners of the Minecraft universe.

But wait, there’s more! How about a Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can plunder like a pirate on a sugar rush? Or maybe you’d prefer to celebrate All Saints’ Wake with us, where the spookiness never ends (until it does, so hurry up!).

And mark your calendars for our future meetups that will blow your mind and tickle your funny bone. From Terminator movie marathons to Femlala-only hypnosis sessions, we’ve got something for everyone. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

The Minecraft SMP – /fng/ Memories Edition

Bird Call Emote, Brick or Treat, Chapter 5 Memories, Edition, Eminem, Felina, Felina’s Claw Meow, fng, fortnite, Fortnite Chapter 2 Remix, Fortnite Crew Subscription., Fortnite Festival Season 6, ice spice, Juice WRLD, LEGO XP AFK Strategy, Memories, Minecraft, Mission Alerts, Progress Your Fortnite Passes, Quests, Ranked Reload, rocket racing, Season XP Leveling Pace, Shop, smp, snoop dogg, Stadium Lights, Stats, v-bucks

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring quests and stats? Well, look no further because our server is like Fortnite Chapter 2 Remix on steroids! We’ve got Snoop Dogg, Eminem, Ice Spice, and Juice WRLD battling it out in Battle Royale – it’s a musical showdown like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all – we have LEGO XP AFK Strategy that will blow your mind! And if you want to level up fast, check out our Season XP Leveling Pace guide. Plus, we have Mission Alerts for StW that will keep you on your toes.

And get this – coming soon, you can progress your Fortnite Passes by playing ANY experience! It’s like leveling up while you sleep (literally)!

But wait, there’s more! Buy Fortnite V-Bucks and earn the Bird Call Emote, unlock Felina and Felina’s Claw Meow for free, and experience the Stadium Lights Up for Snoop Dogg in Fortnite Festival Season 6! And don’t forget to check out Rocket Racing V31.40 and Brick or Treat in LEGO Fortnite V31.40!

Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Thank the Bus Driver and get ready for the ride of your life!

StoryMine Competitions for real money Minecraft server

Cities, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Donations, Hosting, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, minecraft server, No Lags, pleasant, Plugins, Private, real money, Russian, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, Warps, Web map

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5714
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

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Fearful Craft Minecraft Server

apprehensive, body image, confidence issues, Craft, doubt, fear of intimacy, Fearful, genitalia, gross, Insecurity, INTIMATE, Minecraft, naked, Nervous, Opening, performance anxiety, roastie, scared of sex, self esteem, self-conscious, Server, sexual insecurities, sexual performance, vulnerable

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3726
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Farms Harvested:	960
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	234
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Enchantments Applied:	62
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of worrying about awkward encounters in the bedroom? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you don’t have to worry about any of that! No need to get naked or show your pp, just focus on building and exploring with your fellow blockheads.

Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about encountering any “gross roastie type pussies” because, well, we’re all blocks! No need to stress about your sexual performance either, just focus on mining and crafting to your heart’s content.

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. So come on, join our server and leave all your sexual anxieties at the door – we’re all about fun and games here!

Until open source free tards realise that people actually want… Minecraft SMP

Community, compatibility, Desktop, desktop computing, Development, free, freetards, GPU, Hardware, innovation, linux, Minecraft, Open, open collaboration, open source, open standards, operating system, people, Popular, proprietary drivers, Realise, smp, software, source, tards, Technology, technology enthusiasts, user experience, Want

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of dealing with open source freetards who just can’t seem to get it together? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where we don’t give a flying flip about proprietary drivers or whatever the heck the Linux desktop is? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride where we embrace the world’s most popular GPU in our desktops without a care in the world. Say goodbye to boring servers that follow the rules – here, we make our own rules and have a blast doing it.

So come on, join us and let’s show those open source freetards what real Minecraft fun looks like. Who needs proprietary drivers when you have a crazy SMP like ours to play on? Let’s take over the Minecraft world together and leave the Linux desktop in the dust!

Sis Squad Minecraft Server

#zenitsu, action, Adventure, Anime, aoi, BOAR RUSH, Demon Slayer, FANTASY, he got the sister, japanese animation, long tail, Love Triangle, Manga, Minecraft, Nezuko, Server, SHONEN, Siblings, Sis, squad, Supernatural, switch honestly, the pig got the girl

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Astral Projections Made:	1
Animals Bred:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, pigs are getting all the girls and sisters are getting swapped left and right! Join now to witness the chaos as Nezuko gets BOAR RUSH’d and Zenitsu ends up with Aoi. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans will happen on our server? Join us for a wild ride unlike any other!

Mindless Minecraft SMP Player

brain function, cognitive psychology, concentration, Consciousness, Focus, Images, internal monologue, introspection, meditation, mental clarity, mental health, mental imagery, mindfulness, MINDLESS, Minecraft, player, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, thinking, thought process, Visualization

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	198	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	435	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ores Mined:	3373
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually have to use words to communicate? Well, have we got the server for you! On our server, we have a special plugin that allows players to communicate using only emojis and pictures. That’s right, say goodbye to words and hello to a whole new level of confusion!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and elusive that only the bravest of players have ever laid eyes on it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to defeat the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim this incredible prize?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that pops up randomly throughout the server. Dance the night away with your fellow players to the sweet sounds of Minecraft music discs, and maybe even uncover some hidden treasures while you’re at it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new world of wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Just remember, on our server, the only language we speak is emoji!

Gov’t-Free Minecraft Server

apathetic, Blacks, Consistent, country direction, Economy, electorate, gas prices, Government, GovtFree, high rent, immigration, Jordans, kamala, Lifestyle, Minecraft, partying, Penguin, Server, sex, societal issues, trump, unaffected, Weed

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where politics and real-world issues don’t matter at all! Whether you’re team Trump, team Kamala, or team Penguin, none of them have any influence here. Our players are too busy living their best virtual lives to worry about high rent, gas prices, or the economy.

Join us for a wild ride filled with weed, sex, partying, and buying Jordans – because who needs real responsibilities when you can escape to our server? It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and build epic creations.

Come see for yourself how our players, regardless of race, have been thriving in this virtual world for years, completely unfazed by the chaos of the real world. So why wait? Join our server now and let the good times roll!