The Mars Volta Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DodgyCraft Minecraft Server

deceitful, deceitful behavior, dishonest, dodgy, DodgyCraft, dubious, illegal, illicit, IMMORAL, Minecraft, Nefarious, Questionable, questionable actions, Risky, Server, Shady, Sketchy, suspicious, underhanded, Unethical, unethical behavior, unsavory, unscrupulous

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Farms Harvested:	189

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there!

Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft, like riding pigs off cliffs, building roller coasters that go straight into lava pits, and participating in epic battles against an army of zombie chickens.

But that’s not all – on our server, the dodgier you are, the better! We encourage players to pull off the most outrageous pranks, steal from each other’s chests, and even start a black market for rare items.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner mischief-maker and have the time of your life in Minecraft, join us now and see just how dodgy you can get!

CraftyLoveRealms

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, compromise in relationships, Conflict Resolution, CraftyLoveRealms, disagreements, Empathy, healthy relationships, love, patience, perspective, relationship advice, Relationship Counseling, relationship problems, relationship tips, relationships, Respect, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Are you tired of arguing with your significant other over who gets the last diamond in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special couples therapy program where you can work through your differences in a virtual world! Build a house together, mine for resources, and slay dragons side by side to strengthen your bond and prove that love conquers all, even Creeper explosions! So join us now and say goodbye to relationship drama, and hello to pixelated harmony!

TrebuchetCraft Minecraft Server

border, border patrol, Conflict, construction, Defense, defense technology, Engineering, idf, IDF border security, IDF defense strategy, IDF engineering, IDF Lebanon border, IDF military technology, Israel Defense Forces, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, SECURITY, Server, siege weapon, trebuchet, TrebuchetCraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	183	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

come join our epic minecraft server where we build TREBUCHETS on the border with LEBANON. yes, you heard that right. we are taking minecraft warfare to a whole new level. join us and be part of the most insane battles you’ve ever seen in a blocky world. who needs swords and bows when you have a TREBUCHET? come on, you know you want to be a part of this madness. join now and let’s launch some cows over the border together!

CraftyCommies: MaximumMischief

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCommies, diplomatic relations, economic warfare, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global impact, government directives, international relations, maximum harm, MaximumMischief, military strategy, mobilise, political tensions, Propaganda, response, RETALIATION, russia, russians, sanctions, West

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	89	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians mobilizing to inflict maximum harm on the west in response to sanctions!! it’s like a crazy war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and missiles. join us for the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, our russian players are super dedicated and will stop at nothing to dominate the server. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

TongueCraft: Texture Feels

Feels, Texture, TongueCraft

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4883
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Yo, ever wanted to know what it feels like to lick a block? well, on our server, you can do just that! we have the most lickable surfaces in alllll of Minecraft.

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a giant chicken in a tutu.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move and the zombies do the thriller dance.

So come on down to our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, did we mention we have a pet llama that tells dad jokes? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

IsopropanolCraft: The Liquid Battery Server

#sustainability, alternative fuel, Battery, clean energy, Demand, efficient, energy efficiency, energy storage, excess energy, Future, green energy, high-density, hydrogen carrier, innovation, isopropanol, IsopropanolCraft, liquid, liquid battery, PROMISING.., renewable energy, researchers, Server, study, Technology

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

OMG, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT LIQUID BATTERIES, YO! IM TALKIN’ BOUT ISOPROPANOL, A LIQUID ALCOHOL THAT STORES RENEWABLE ENERGY LIKE A BOSS. U CAN USE IT ON DEMAND, LIKE MAGIC! IMAGINE HAVIN’ UNLIMITED ENERGY FOR UR CRAZY MINECRAFT ADVENTURES. JOIN NOW AND BE A PART OF DA FUTURE, WHERE LIQUID BATTERIES RULE DA WORLD! #RENEWABLEENERGY #LIQUIDBATTERIES #MINECRAFTFUN 🤪🔋🍹🎮

DragonCraft Server: Freeza, Zarbon, Dodoria!

Anime, character gender, Dodoria, dragon ball, dragon ball z, DragonCraft, Dubbing, female voice, Freeza, gender change, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender switch, General Blue, Greek dub, Greek version, male voice, Server, transformation, Transgender, voice acting, Zarbon

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7421
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as General Blue’s gender swaps? Look no further! Our server is like a Dragon Ball episode on steroids, with Freeza, Zarbon, and Dodoria all rocking fabulous girl power vibes. Join us for a gender-bending adventure that will leave you questioning your own identity (in the best way possible). So come on down and experience the craziest Minecraft server this side of Namek!

EndwalkerCraft Minecraft Server

Alt ERP, American Society of Magical N-words, Balmung, Big Trouble in Little China Movie Meetup, DAWNTRAIL, DCs MIXER, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, Empyreum, endwalker, EndwalkerCraft, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, IASIP, In-game Events, Linkshells, Liveletter Meetup, Mario Party Salty Bets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, monster hunter, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Road to El Dorado Movie, Server, Twin Peaks, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7411
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Potions Brewed:	158
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever lay your blocky eyes on! We’ve got more resources than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, free companies that will make you feel like royalty, and linkshells that will have you communicating like a pro.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our in-game events that will blow your mind. We’ve got a Dragon Quest Collab that will have you battling golems in the hills until June 20th. And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – you’ll be swimming in treasure until June 24th!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about our Yo-kai Watch event re-run that will have you hunting down spirits until version 7.0? Or our PvP Series 5 that will have you battling it out like a true warrior until version 7.0 as well?

But the real reason to join our server? The meetups, of course! From movie nights to gaming tournaments, we’ve got it all. Join us for a liveletter meetup, a big trouble in little China movie night, or even a Mario Party Salty Bet showdown. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created and let the fun begin!

PreggoBeachWalkOutAITA

aita, Beach, foreign country, height difference, hot weather, PreggoBeachWalkOutAITA, Pregnant, pregnant wife, relationship, slow walker, Walking

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a foreign country? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing taller than the temperature is the drama!

We’ve got pregnant players who walk slower than a turtle, husbands who pull ahead without looking back, and wives who get mad over the tiniest things. But hey, who needs a beach when you can have all this excitement in-game?

So come join us and experience the thrill of wondering if your virtual spouse will trip and fall while you’re off exploring. It’s a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and your relationship status. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

CraftyLadiesLoveIt

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further than our server, where creepers wear top hats and skeletons breakdance while shooting arrows!

Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs ride on saddled chickens. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears sunglasses and drops disco balls instead of experience points.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can construct a castle made entirely out of cake or a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t worry about griefers, our mods are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting to protect your creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).