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Prosper SMP: Where creepers knock before exploding! 1.21, Age 16+! Join for chaos and questionable decision-making! 🤪

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Features:
Tightly knit community
Dedicated players
Discord server for other games
Major build projects
Friendly and mature community

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Question	Answer
What kind of server is this?	This is a Minecraft SMP server with a strong community focus.
Are there any rules?	We are light on rules but do not tolerate hackers or griefers. Respect for other players is key.
Do I need to join the Discord server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord server to access the Minecraft server.

Join our Discord server!

Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

advice, Anonymity, brain development, compulsory, conflicted, Crafty, creeper, Decision making, Ethics, family, illegal, law, little brother, military service, Minecraft, Plug, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Server, sharing, Swiss anon, Trouble, University, Weed

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

>Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life like this Swiss anon trying to navigate the complexities of sibling relationships and drug use! >Build your own virtual world where weed is legal and your little brother can’t steal your plug’s contact information because he’s too busy mining for diamonds. >Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own insane stories on our server? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP

comparison, computing, criticism, Customization, De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP, design, Development, Features, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, innovation, linux, MacOS, open source, operating system, Performance, software, Technology, usability, user experience, user interface

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Are you tired of boring, vomit-inducing Linux servers? Do you crave a well-developed, beautiful, and REAL Minecraft SMP experience like the MacOS masterpiece? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories, like the time our admin rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of creepers. Or how about the time we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just because we felt like it?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

So why settle for a boring Linux server when you can join us for a truly outrageous Minecraft SMP experience? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

CousinPayback Minecraft Server

70s, aita, Borrowed, Bury, cousin, CousinPayback, dad, family, home, Home-Base, life insurance, miles away, Minecraft, MONEY, overjoyed., pay back, phone call, secret, Server, Siblings, Truck, trucking

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Crops Grown:	3076	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Divine Spears Created:	28	Votes:	6065
Dragon Eggs Found:	8189	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Zombie Dances:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you’re driving a truck on a road in Minecraft and suddenly you get a phone call from your cousin who “borrowed” money from your virtual dad. But don’t worry, this server is so wild that your virtual dad didn’t even expect to get the money back! And get this – there’s no life insurance in this virtual world, so you better start building up your virtual wealth before it’s too late.

Join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama, secret money borrowing, and unexpected generosity. Who knows, you might even find yourself living with your cousin in a different virtual state if things really go south. But hey, at least you’ll have a home base for all your virtual trucking adventures!

So why wait? Join our server now and start living out outrageous stories that you never thought possible in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless your virtual dad finds out about your secret dealings, that is).

WeddingCraft2021

anxiety, Boundaries, bride, celebration, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Confrontation, Expectations, family, groom, guest list, in-laws, Marriage, resolution, stress, Support, tradition, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with crazy in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding experience like no other.

Imagine a wedding where your in-laws insist on inviting 300 guests, even though you only know 80 people. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can invite as many or as few guests as you want to your virtual wedding!

Experience the thrill of standing up to your in-laws and declaring that it’s your wedding and you won’t go if they don’t compromise. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

Join now for a wedding planning adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, on our server, the bride always gets her ice cream with strawberries, no matter what.

KidzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

Age-Appropriate Content, children’s media, children’s movies, children’s programming, children’s television, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate content, inappropriate imagery, inappropriate language, inappropriate marketing, inappropriate material, inappropriate messages, inappropriate themes, kids content, kids entertainment, kids media, kids programming, kids shows, KidzGoneWild, Minecraft, parental control, parental guidance, smp

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ores Mined:	2358
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our server was invaded by a horde of evil chickens wearing top hats and monocles. They demanded that all players must wear clown costumes and juggle potatoes while building their bases. It was madness, I tell you!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you will also find hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical cookies that grant you the power of flight. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing llamas.

So come join us on this wild and wacky journey, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the absurdity. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Blocktopia: The Ultimate Escape

blocktopia, career, dreams, Escape, FAITH, family, Friends, fulfillment, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, inspiration, love, mental health, motivation, positivity, purpose, reasons to live, resilience, self improvement, Support, Ultimate

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Votes:	6130	Alien Abductions:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Secret Passages Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

To join our Minecraft server, of course! Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities and adventures waiting for you. Need a reason to keep on living? Look no further than our server, where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a llama into battle against an army of creepers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off with a dragon! So why waste your time pondering the meaning of life when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyRapist Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A SUGAR HIGH? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT WOULD ADMIT HE’S A RAPIST JUST TO BE A PART OF IT!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.

SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.

PagerPocalypse

CASUALTIES, Conflict, exploding pagers, explosion, extremist group, hezbollah, Injuries, lebanon, members, MIDDLE EAST, militant activity, militant organization, News, PagerPocalypse, political violence, radical group, security threat, seriously hurt, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	838	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	New Chunks Explored:	247167
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Secret Passages Found:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Dozens of Hezbollah members getting seriously hurt by exploding pagers. That’s right, you heard me! Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as pagers explode left and right, causing absolute mayhem. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move and skeletons drop sick beats. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

BlockySocialDistress: QuarantineCraft

“Youth, adolescent mental health, adolescents, anxiety, BlockySocialDistress, coping mechanisms, Covid-19 pandemic, depression, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, mental health challenges, mental health impact, Mental health resources, mental illness, pandemic effects, pandemic stress, peer contact, QuarantineCraft, social anxiety, social support, stress

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

are you tired of being a sad potato with no friends? are you sick of staring at the same four walls because of the stupid covid? well do we have the solution for you! join our minecraft server and say goodbye to depression and social anxiety!

imagine this: you log on to our server and instantly you are surrounded by a group of friendly players who are just as weird as you are. you build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and laugh until you cry.

we have special potions that will make you feel like you’re at a party with all your best friends, even though you’re just sitting at your computer in your underwear.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say hello to a whole new world of fun and friendship!