Shave Your Balls Minecraft Server

#mens grooming, Amelia Watson, Balls, body hair removal, farewell celebration, farewell event, farewell gathering, farewell party, farewell ritual, farewell tradition, farewell wishes, Grooming, grooming tips, intimate grooming, male grooming, manscaping, Minecraft, party preparation, personal hygiene, Server, Shave, shaving

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Buildings Constructed:	21
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Emeralds Found:	9920	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where shaving your balls is optional? Well, look no further because on our server, you MUST shave your balls before joining Amelia Watson’s epic farewell party! Why, you ask? Because only the smoothest of players are allowed to attend and trust us, you don’t want to be the one with hairy balls in a room full of smoothies. Plus, rumor has it that if you show up with a freshly shaved pair, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama dressed as a unicorn while battling zombie chickens. So what are you waiting for? Grab your razor and join us for the ball-shaving adventure of a lifetime!

Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

1/2, Agent Record, All New Program, Arcade, back in business, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Drawpile, Friends, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, smp, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1692
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Animals Bred:	129

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: a world where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers, where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). Our server is like no other, with events like the “Tour de Inferno” where you have to navigate through a maze of lava and fire to win epic prizes.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive programs like “Zenless Zone Zero” where you can face off against the Devs themselves in a battle of wits and skills. And don’t even get us started on the Agent Records, featuring legendary players like Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz.

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden codes for in-game rewards or stumble upon secret links to mysterious resources. The possibilities are endless in our Minecraft SMP – join today and let the insanity begin!

Married2Minecraft

age difference, corny jokes, exasperated groan, friendship, groan, HONEYCOMBS, humor, humor compatibility, husband, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Married2Minecraft, modern society, neglected feet, Punny, Puns, relationships, sense of humor, stuck with it, Wife

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Void Armor Forged:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Enchantments Applied:	238

Are you tired of being judged for your love of puns? Do you want a place where your corny humor is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world of laughter and puns galore. Build your own pun-tastic creations and share your dad jokes with fellow players. Our community is filled with pun enthusiasts who will appreciate your Honey comb jokes and more.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your jokes have no place in modern society. On our server, the cornier, the better! So come on in and show off your pun skills. Your wife may groan, but we’ll be laughing right along with you.

Join now and remember, you married this server, so you’re stuck with it!

CraftyCash SMP: Spend Wisely!

budgeting, consumerism, CraftyCash, financial decisions, financial habits, Financial Planning, financial priorities, financial wellness, impulse buying, lifestyle choices, Luxury items, material possessions, mindful spending, money management, overspending, personal finance, saving money, shopping addiction, smp, spend, unnecessary purchases, wasting money, Wisely

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1943	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of wasting your diamonds on useless items like enchanted books and golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to waste your money on something truly ridiculous! Join us and spend all your hard-earned emeralds on building a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or maybe invest in a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep! Trust us, your friends will be green with envy when they see the ridiculous things you can waste your money on in our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start wasting your money in style!

HolidayNomzCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Zombie Dances:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old holiday food year after year? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a feast of epic proportions! Picture this: a giant turkey made entirely out of diamond blocks, mashed potatoes that actually explode when you eat them, and a pumpkin pie that gives you super speed for 24 hours straight. Join our server and feast like never before! Who needs real holiday food when you can have virtual feasts that defy all logic and reason? Come join us and get ready to have your taste buds blown away!

NasrallahsRevengeMC

Assassination, blast, Condemnation, Conflict, extremism, GLOBAL RESPONSE, Hamas, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Nasrallah, NasrallahsRevengeMC, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, security threats, terror chief, turkey, violence

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Magic Items Found:	8530

Yo, dis server be lit like a firecracker in a TNT factory! We got players from Russia, Turkey, Hamas, and even aliens from Mars joining in on the fun. Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya a little story.

Once upon a time, a player named Nasrallah was the terror chief of the server. He was causing chaos and blowing up everyone’s builds with his creeper army. But fear not, brave warriors from all corners of the world banded together to take him down. And when they finally defeated him, the server erupted in celebration like a party in a pig pen.

So come join us and be a part of the madness. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. Who knows, you might even become the next terror chief of the server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Finerenone’s Heart Haven

Cardiology, cardiovascular disease, Chronic treatment, clinical trial, drug therapy, Event-free survival, Extended survival, Finerenone, Finerenones, Haven, health outcomes, Heart, Heart failure, Long-term therapy, long-term treatment, medical study, Mildly reduced ejection fraction, Mineralocorticoid receptor antagonist, Nonsteroidal, patient care, Preserved ejection fraction, research, study

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

so, u know how u always wanted to live forever in minecraft? well dis server is like da fountain of youth but in block form. we got dis crazy mineralocorticoid thingy dat will make u live up to 3 years longer in da game. imagine all da diamonds u can mine in dat time! join now and become immortal in minecraft, cuz why not? #blocklife #immortality #minecraftmadness

SquatchCraft: where the trees fight back and the squatches run free!

Adventure, BUILD, Chill, Community, Creative, Economy, Explore, family, Fight, free, Fun, Gamers, Growing, Join, Looting, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, RUN, Semi Vanilla, Server, SquatchCraft, squatches, Survival, Trees

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	3716	Divine Spears Created:	14

SquatchCraft Minecraft Server

Come and join our new and growing community! We are SquatchCraft, a group of chill gamers intent on growing our community. We are starting out with a survival server but are planning on adding more minigames, adding a creative server, modded server, and whatever else the community desires! Come join the Squatch family!

66.11.118.153:25540 version 1.21

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is SquatchCraft?	SquatchCraft is currently a survival server, but we plan on adding more game modes in the future.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Absolutely! We welcome feedback and suggestions from our community on how to improve the server.
How can I join the SquatchCraft server?	Simply enter the server IP address (66.11.118.153:25540) in your Minecraft client and start playing!

Greymane or Battleborn? Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to choose between being a boring old Greymane or a basic Battleborn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be a majestic Unicorn-Riding Ninja Pirate with laser eyes and a pet dragon named Fluffy!

Join us for epic battles where you can ride into battle on a rainbow-colored llama while wielding a diamond sword that shoots out exploding cupcakes. Explore our custom-built world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasure chests, and a magical forest where the trees are made of cotton candy.

But beware, there are rumors of a giant chicken boss that roams the land, laying explosive eggs and terrorizing unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the ultimate prize of a golden chicken nugget?

So why settle for the ordinary when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience! Greymane or Battleborn? Nah, we’re all about Unicorn-Riding Ninja Pirates here!

I_Tried_To_Be_A_Normie Minecraft SMP

account suspended, advertisingbux, Celebrities, cool photos, I_Tried_To_Be_A_Normie, instagram, liking pics, Minecraft, NEW FRIEND, Normie, photos, sharing, smp, sponsored products, suspicious activity, Traveling, Zuckerberg

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	330	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

> So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, living your best Minecraft life, when suddenly you stumble upon the most epic SMP you’ve ever seen. Like, we’re talking next level builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are as wild as they come.

> And get this – the only way to join is by following some secret celebrities on Instagram. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re talking A-listers, influencers, the whole shebang. But here’s the kicker – once you do, you’ll be granted access to a world of Minecraft madness like you’ve never seen before.

> But beware, my friend. This SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that if you don’t post enough pics of your epic builds or share your craziest Minecraft stories, you’ll be permanently suspended from the server. And trust me, you do NOT want to mess with the admins on this one.

So, are you ready to dive headfirst into the insanity? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Just remember – don’t mess with Zuckerberg, or you might just find yourself permanently suspended from the fun.

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