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LotusLand: Brits, Polys, & Boys, Oh My!

Africa, Belfast, Benefits, Boys, brit/pol/, Brits, Cash, China criticism, Covid inquiry, disabled people, Evri delivery driver, French beaches, gutter, human shields, humza yousaf, LotusLand, migrants, mp, murder investigation, Northern Ireland, parcels, Polys, Residents, safety fears, Salford torso inquiry, scotland, The lotus boys, tower block

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6888
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mines Excavated:	4766	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as these headlines? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Humza Yousaf resigned as Scotland’s first minister just to play here! Migrants using young children as ‘human shields’ on French beaches? That’s just our players trying to protect their diamond armor! Disabled people facing an end to monthly benefits cash? Not on our server, we pay you in emeralds! MP deported from Africa over China criticism? That’s nothing compared to the drama in our chat! Residents’ safety fears after return to tower block? Don’t worry, our admins are always watching out for creepers! Evri delivery driver caught throwing parcels into the GUTTER? That’s just our way of delivering loot to your doorstep! Northern Ireland part of Covid inquiry to open in Belfast? We’re too busy building epic castles to worry about viruses! Salford torso inquiry? More like finding hidden treasure in our murder mystery quests! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! 😉🎮 #BestServerEver

MineCraftMoguls

affluent individuals, elite class, extravagant behavior, extravagant encounters., extravagant habits, eye-opening experiences, high society, lavish spending, luxury lifestyle, millionaire mindset, MineCraftMoguls, money talks, opulent living, privileged society, shocking encounters, surprising interactions, ultra rich, unexpected encounters, upper class encounters, Wealthy, wealthy lifestyle

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crops Grown:	1711
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Have you ever seen a diamond block mansion with a pool filled with emeralds? Well, get ready to be amazed because on our Minecraft server, the players are so rich they use gold blocks as toilet paper! Join us for a chance to live in a world where even the dirt is made of precious gems.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Llama King,” a player who rides around on a llama covered in diamonds and hands out enchanted golden apples like they’re candy. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a stick and a stack of cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience a world where the players are richer than Bill Gates and the adventures are more epic than a blockbuster movie, then join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the server and have your own diamond statue erected in your honor.

GazaCraft: No Famine Here!

Committee, Conflict, Crisis, DECLARATION, Evidence, famine, food insecurity, gaza, GazaCraft, GLOBAL RESPONSE, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, Hunger, international relations, malnutrition, MIDDLE EAST, POVERTY, relief efforts, united nations, United Nations report, war-torn region

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have UNited Nations commitee declaring no famine in Gaza because everyone is too busy playing minecraft on our server! we have so much food and resources that even the UN is impressed! come build your dream house and farm like there’s no tomorrow! who needs real life when you can live in our virtual paradise?! join now and be part of the UN’s official minecraft squad!

ZombieGoonSquad

Apocalypse, Cinema, conceptually horrifying, Creatures, fear, Fiction, Goons, Halloween, Horror, Media, Monsters, non-threatening, pop culture, Scary, Supernatural, Thriller, tv shows, Undead, video games, ZombieGoonSquad, zombies

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mines Excavated:	2636	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where zombies are, like, the coolest dudes ever. they wear sunglasses and dance to funky music all day long. instead of brains, they crave pizza and ice cream. it’s a total party up in here, bro!

join our server and witness the epic dance battles between the zombie crews. you can even join in and show off your best moves. but be careful, the zombie king is a fierce dancer and will challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.

oh, and did we mention the zombie unicorns? yeah, they exist on our server. they prance around with rainbow manes and shoot glitter out of their horns. it’s a magical sight to behold.

if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with dancing zombies, pizza-loving monsters, and sparkly unicorns. it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

BrainCraft: Early Detection Server

Adults, ALS, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, Biomarkers, blood testing, braincraft, DETECTION, diagnostic tools, Early, early detection, early recognition, frontotemporal dementia, German scientists, healthcare advancements, medical breakthrough, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological diseases, neurology, neuroscientists, progressive supranuclear palsy, psp, research, Server, study

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5779
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	9471	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Void Armor Forged:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Dragons Tamed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	6758

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on this epic adventure where we fight off evil mobs and build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even German scientists are studying it! That’s right, they found that playing on our server can actually help prevent frontotemporal dementia, ALS, and PSP. Who knew gaming could be so good for your health?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this groundbreaking research while having the time of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Strolling through Mayhem: Half-Baked Adventure 1.8.8

1.8.8, 2b2t, Adventure, Anarchy, building, Challenges, Community, Discord, Exploration, Griefing, halfbaked, History, Legacy, MAYHEM, multiplayer, Nostalgia, old school, PvP, semi anarchy, server history, silver-age, smp, Strolling, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3965
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Villages Defended:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Anarchy
Version	1.8.8
Features	– No shulker boxes– No elytra– No totems– No end crystals– No rollbacks– Fresh server

Server Description

Pre combat update, silver-age style anarchy server! Experience the old school SMPs and the chaotic world of pre combat update 2b2t on this server. Your decisions matter more than ever as getting killed means a total re-gear and getting griefed means losing it all. Make your mark on server history!

Server Discord

Join the server discord at https://discord.gg/6AcyhG3D

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What version is the server running on?	The server runs on version 1.8.8
Are there any banned items or features?	Yes, the server does not allow shulker boxes, elytra, totems, or end crystals.
Is there any form of server rollback?	No, there are no rollbacks on this server. Everything you do and build is permanent.
How can I join the server?	Join the server discord at the provided link and find the server address there.

Stacy’s Complaint Minecraft Server

asian, Best Friend, Black, Boyfriend, break up, Bullied, classmates, Complain, complaint, DEPRESSING, depression, Gay, hate, Hypocrite, Minecraft, mocking, reposts, retarded, Server, severe depression, social media, Stacys, STALKING, thirst traps

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Runes Activated:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Votes:	599	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of dealing with annoying Stacies and hypocrites in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building, exploring, and battling your way through our virtual world.

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy way. Take out your anger on creepers instead of dealing with annoying classmates. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who won’t bully you or talk behind your back.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a slanty eyed hypocrite who will haunt you if you don’t join. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

SharkCraft Minecraft Server

confusion, doubt, Game, giant shark, giant squid, hallucination, Horror, ichiban, ILLUSION, mental health, mind games, Minecraft, Mystery, PARANOIA, Psychological, Reality, Schizo, Server, SharkCraft, Suspense, Thriller, uncertainty

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Potions Brewed:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Farms Harvested:	308

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can encounter giant sharks and giant squids that will make you question reality! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun – or is it? Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you wondering if you’re just experiencing a case of Ichiban schizo’ing. Who knows what’s real and what’s not in this crazy world of ours? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find a more mind-bending Minecraft server anywhere else. So come on in and see for yourself – if you dare!

InLawzOutlawz Minecraft Server

Boundaries, disrespecting house rules, family conflict, family dynamics, family etiquette, family expectations, family traditions, family visit, house rules, in-laws, InLawzOutlawz, Minecraft, respecting boundaries, respecting hosts, respecting in-laws, Server, sugar consumption, sugar in tea, sugar packets, sugar restrictions, tea preferences, tea with sugar

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

So, picture this: You’re peacefully enjoying a cup of tea on our Minecraft server, when suddenly your in-laws spawn in and start scolding you for bringing sugar into their virtual house. They confiscate your sugar packets and call you a ‘naughty player’, lecturing you on the dangers of virtual sugar consumption. Join our server for a wild and wacky time, where even the pixels have boundaries! Who knew Minecraft could get so spicy?

BootyBlockerCraft

addiction issues, BootyBlockerCraft, Boundaries, care facilities, caregiving, caregiving challenges, caregiving responsibilities, difficult decisions, Emotional support, end of life, family dynamics, Family Support, health issues, hospice care, inlaw relationships, Marriage Struggles, medical field, mother-in-law, personal boundaries, personal limits, weight issues

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Mines Excavated:	2040
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to wipe anyone’s bottom, not even your own! Unlike some in-laws, our server is addiction-free and full of healthy fun. Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Plus, we have a strict “no bodily functions” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about any unpleasant surprises. So come on, join us and leave the poop wiping to someone else!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, Communication, Confidence, Creepercraft, DATING, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional, Experience, Honesty, hurtful, Impact, insensitive, Minecraft, offensive, rejection, relationship, Rude, self esteem, Server, Unattractive, Vulnerability, WOMAN, Words

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unforgettable moments.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a group of dancing chickens invade your land, demanding to be your loyal subjects. Or how about the time when a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise party for your birthday, complete with exploding confetti and cake made out of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players are greeted by a mischievous troll who challenges them to a dance-off for safe passage. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco club where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves to the beat of a zombie DJ.

So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Trust us, you won’t regret it!