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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 6813 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sum crazy reasons why u should join dis place. first of all, our server is run by a bunch of neurologists who know how to treat u right. they will make sure u have the best care while u play. but get dis, if u black, old, or socially disadvantaged, u less likely to see a neurologist. but on our server, everyone gets treated like royalty, no matter who u are. so come join us and let’s have a blast together!
