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PA_BlockOutCraft

blackout, Censorship, Comments.., Communication, Community, discussions, freedom of speech, INFORMATION, internet, new posts, online forums, PA incident, PA_BlockOutCraft, reddit, Reddit blackout, reddit community, Reddit controversy, Reddit subs, social media, TOPICS, transparency

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Reddit can’t handle it? Join our server and experience the craziest adventures in blocky land! We’re so popular that even Reddit had to blackout discussions about us – that’s how epic we are! Join now and uncover the mystery behind why Reddit can’t handle our awesomeness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HouthiCraft Minecraft Server

Clearance, Conflict, Crimea, Houthi, Houthi-controlled, HouthiCraft, Inspection body, international law, international relations, Maritime transport, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, occupied Crimea, PORT, Red Sea, sanctions, Server, shipping, Trade, UN inspection, united nations, Vessel, Yemen

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	267	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have houthi-controlled ports and vessels from occupied crimea sailing in like it’s no big deal. UN inspection body gave us the thumbs up so you know it’s legit. build your own houthi-controlled port and sail the high seas with your crimean buddies. it’s a wild ride, mateys!

CreeperHideNSeekGaza

Ambush, civilian casualties, civilian shields, civilians, Conflict, CreeperHideNSeekGaza, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, Hamas tactics, IDF troops, international news, MIDDLE EAST, militants, military tactics, NYT reports, Political unrest, strategy, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. like, you can join and be part of this crazy adventure where you gotta fight off hamas hiding among civilians in gaza. it’s like a total warzone, but with blocks and stuff.

you gotta be careful, man, cuz those hamas dudes are sneaky. they’ll ambush you when you least expect it. but don’t worry, you can team up with other players and take them down together. it’s like a real-life (well, minecraft-life) mission, dude.

plus, the new york times even reported on it, so you know it’s legit. join now and be a hero in this insane battle against hamas in gaza. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Revolting SMP: Where vanilla beans are semi-terrifying

Adventure, Beans, bedrock, Builder, Community, console, Economy, Enchantments, Explorer, friendship, Grief Prevention, java, Jobs, Minecraft, mobile, PC, Player Shops, Plugins, Quests, revolting, semiterrifying, Server, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Star Shards Collected:	192
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	6585	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

🌟 Revolution SMP 🌟

Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that continues to unfold with every new adventurer who steps into the world of Revolution SMP. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or someone looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be a part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

Features:

✨ Custom Enchants	Discover unique enchantments that enhance your gameplay experience.
🛡️ Grief Prevention	Build and explore with peace of mind knowing your creations are protected.
🚫 Anti Pay-to-Win	Enjoy fair and balanced gameplay where skill and strategy are rewarded, not spending.
💼 Jobs	Earn rewards by taking on various jobs and tasks within the server.
🏪 Player Shops	Set up your own shop and trade with other players to build your fortune.
🗺️ Quests	Embark on thrilling quests and adventures with exciting rewards.
🔧 And A Lot More	Experience a multitude of plugins that add depth and fun to your adventures.

Why Choose Us?

Community Focused	Our server thrives on player feedback and community involvement.
Friendly Environment	Join a welcoming community where players support and help each other.
Constant Updates	Enjoy new content and improvements with regular updates based on player suggestions.
Balanced Economy	Engage in a fair and dynamic economy system where everyone has a chance to succeed.
24/7 Uptime	Our server is online around the clock, so you can play whenever you want.

How To Join – Java Edition! (Computer/PC)

Steps to Follow: Launch Minecraft Click “Multiplayer” Click “Add Server” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com Click “Done” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition! (Mobile/Console)

Steps to Follow: In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab Click “Add Friend” Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive) Click “Add Friend” After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join!

SlowShotz Minecraft Server

#youtube, firearms, gun control, gun laws, Gun Violence, gunfight, gunshots, Minecraft, multiple gunshots, quick kill, rifle accuracy, rifle shooting, s&s, seconds later, self defense, Server, shooter killed, shooter neutralized, shooting incident, slow rifle shots, SlowShotz, Surveillance Footage, Video

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3621
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Void Armor Forged:	27
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Dimension Hops:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Votes:	9493	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of slow rifle shots! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining some diamonds when suddenly, out of nowhere, you hear the unmistakable sound of three slow rifle shots. But fear not, because mere seconds later, the shooter is taken down in a flurry of multiple gunshots. How did SS manage to kill the shooter so quickly, you ask? Well, let’s just say they had a secret weapon up their sleeve… or maybe they’re just really good at Minecraft PVP.

Join our server for a chance to experience epic battles, crazy plot twists, and maybe even uncover the mystery of SS’s lightning-fast reflexes. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary sharpshooter of the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, sharpen your skills, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Kiara’s Kooky Craft – Minecraft Server

art source, Atlanta, Breaking Dimensions, chimera, CHIMERA stream, Craft, end of year live, Fire N Ice, Football Euros Finale Watchalong, Hero For a Day, Hero For a Day stream, HoloFes performances, Hololive English Concert, Hololive Stage World Tour, HOLOTORI Dance, jakarta, Kiaras, Kings Theatre Brooklyn, Kiwawa, Kooky, Korean DO U, Kuala Lampur, Kyoufuu Ooru Bakku, Love Rush MV, mindcraft, Minecraft, new york, OffKai Archive, Pineapple MV, PointofView, Previous thread, Retrospective MV, reunion, Seishun Archive, Server, Singapore, Sleep Talking MV, takanashi kiara, The Great Wanderer MV, wawa, Wawa in Europe, Wildcard

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Ores Mined:	4609
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have a good time!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the fun!

We have regular events like Creeper Taming Tuesdays and Zombie Dance Parties on Fridays. Plus, our moderators are actual wizards who can turn your pickaxe into a diamond-spewing machine!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community in the world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MomSaidNoMinecraftServer

Argument, BMI, Comments.., culture, dinner table, DISRESPECTFUL, double chin, family, gained weight, healthy, lighthearted joke, looking out, mom, MomSaidNoMinecraftServer, overreact, overweight, sister, sweets, vacation, vacation eating

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Votes:	3091
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Zombie Dances:	5
Potions Brewed:	156	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Are you tired of family dinners turning into roast sessions? Join our Minecraft server for a guaranteed chin-free zone! No more “double chin” jokes or snarky comments about your BMI – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build, explore, and make new friends without worrying about your mom calling you out for having an extra scoop of ice cream. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will lift you up, not bring you down.

So say goodbye to family arguments and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join our server today and let the good times roll – no chin-up exercises required!

MotherInLawBattleRoyale

Apology, Apple, baby, cranky, Dinner, family, fertility journey, Fight, Formula, grievances, kale, lettuce, mother-in-law, MotherInLawBattleRoyale, NEGATIVE, Peace, photos, Smile, SWEET, Tone, Videos

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to feed your virtual baby apples without your permission! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like the time when your mother-in-law gave your baby an apple without asking!

On our server, you can raise your voice as much as you want without consequences, just like the time you snapped at your mother-in-law for stealing your baby’s first taste of sweetness. We encourage players to stand their ground and demand apologies for apple-related incidents!

But don’t worry, we also promote forgiveness and moving on from small things, just like when your mother-in-law suggested you should forgive each other for the sake of peace. Join us for a server full of family drama, awkward dinners, and unresolved grievances – it’s a rollercoaster you won’t want to miss!

Grown-Up Gamers Minecraft Server

adulting, Adults, Authority Figures, Coming of Age, Gamers, generational divide, growing up, grownup, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, parental guidance, parental perspective, perspective shift, Server, teen angst, Teen Drama, teen movie, teen rebellion, teenage perspective, teenage rebellion, teenage years, wisdom with age, youth culture

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of feeling like the only responsible one in a sea of reckless teenagers? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where adults rule the land! No more dealing with angsty drama or immature behavior – here, the grown-ups are in charge and ready to show those kids how it’s done. Build your own adult-sized empire, complete with sophisticated architecture and refined taste. Who needs high school drama when you can have a mature and classy gaming experience? Join us now and unleash your inner adulting skills!

TrumpedCraft: The Election Edition

Assassination, Campaign, Candidate, consequences, controversy, current events, debate, Democracy, Edition, election, Government, gun control, Impact, media coverage, Politics, president, public opinion, SECURITY, Shooting, trump, TrumpedCraft, violence

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most bizarre events can impact the outcome of the game! Join us and witness the chaos as players navigate through a world where Trump being shot could actually determine if he wins the election in-game. Will his character miraculously survive and secure victory, or will the players have to deal with the aftermath of a presidential assassination in Minecraft? Only one way to find out – join our server now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!