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CraftyRoasts

apology needed, careless remark, CraftyRoasts, cruel insult, cruel words, damaging communication, disrespectful remark, harsh language, hurtful words, inappropriate language, insensitive remarks, mean spirited comment, offensive language, regretful comments, regrettable conversation, remorseful speech, thoughtless words, unkind statement, verbal abuse, verbal attack, worst thing said

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	564803	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Enchantments Applied:	109	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner prankster and troll your friends with hilarious traps and tricks. Our community is full of mischievous players who will keep you on your toes with their outrageous antics.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the one to uncover this poultry mystery?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, join our server now! Just be prepared to answer the question, “What’s the worst thing you’ve ever said to someone?” because on our server, anything goes!

AbsurdCraftNY: Russian Invasion vs Ukrainian Defense

AbsurdCraftNY, Absurdity, aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, global affairs, international relations, intervention, Invasion, Military, new york, occupation, Politics, Russian, Russian Armed Forces, SECURITY, soldiers, Tension, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian Armed Forces, united states, War

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	190	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Animals Bred:	180
Ores Mined:	5456	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Yo, you gotta join dis server cuz we got Russian Armed Forces takin’ over New York and Ukrainian soldiers fightin’ back in Absurdity! It’s like a crazy war zone up in here, with explosions and battles happenin’ all over da place.

But don’t worry, we also got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ down diamonds on ya. Plus, our admins are like magical wizards who can grant you any wish you want in da game.

So come join us and be part of da most insane Minecraft server ever! Who needs reality when you got all dis craziness goin’ on in here? Let’s goooooo!

Survive & Thrive: Last Man Standing

aging, aging gracefully, centenarians, health, healthy aging, life expectancy, Longevity, longevity challenge, longevity goals, longevity journey, longevity lifestyle, longevity mindset, longevity motivation, longevity research, longevity secrets, longevity tips, man, oldest person, senior citizens, standing, SURVIVE, Thrive, wellness, World record

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Runes Activated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

join our epic minecraft server and become the ULTIMATE SURVIVOR! the longer you stay alive, the closer you get to becoming the OLDEST PERSON IN THE WORLD! imagine the bragging rights of outliving everyone else in the server. you’ll be a LEGEND, a LIVING LEGEND! plus, rumor has it that the longer you survive, the more powerful you become. you’ll have SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH and be able to summon UNICORNS to ride into battle. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. join now and start your journey to IMMORTALITY!

MauriCraft: Deep Reel Discovery

Biodiversity, Coral Reefs, deep, deep water, discovery, fish species, Gaidropsarus mauritanicus, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine discovery, marine ecosystems, marine environment, marine life, marine science, marine species, MauriCraft, Mauritania, new species, oceanography, Reel, scientific research, scientists

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Towns Built:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

yo, so like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to explore the deep-water coral reefs off the coast of mauritania. but get this, instead of fish, u find a new species called Gaidropsarus mauritanicus. it’s like a fish but cooler, like a mix of a dolphin and a unicorn. u can ride it around the server and show off to all ur friends. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server. so join now and be the first to discover this epic new species!

The Federation server: where Minecraft meets Sim City but with more explosions and fewer taxes.

achievement hunting, administration, Challenges, city, Community, CONTENT, Customization, Events, explosions, FEDERATION, meets, Minecraft, Mods, Projects, PvE, Quests, rules, Server, Servers, Sim, smp, Stability, Survival, TAXES, teamwork, Upgrades

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Gods Slained:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Why join us?
The Federation is not just another Minecraft server. We’re a community-driven project aiming to create a fully functioning world with player-made cities, cultures, religions, guilds, and much more! From humble beginnings, we strive to build a thriving and immersive world together. If you enjoy starting from scratch and creating something amazing with like-minded players, this is the server for you!

Why join us?

The Federation is not just another Minecraft server. We’re a community-driven project aiming to create a fully functioning world with player-made cities, cultures, religions, guilds, and much more! From humble beginnings, we strive to build a thriving and immersive world together. If you enjoy starting from scratch and creating something amazing with like-minded players, this is the server for you!

Plugins and Features:

Our server is unmodded but full of custom content provided by datapacks such as: Terralith, McMMO, Economy, Blaze and Caves Advancement Pack, Mob Heads, DiscordSRV, Dynmap with Claim System, Vanilla Structures Updated, and more!
Our own team that is constantly working on providing new and exciting content to upgrade the vanilla minecraft experience!
Client-sided mods allowed (except exploits like x-ray).

About Us:

The Federation is a well-established adult gaming community across multiple genres since 2018. Our Minecraft community is small, friendly, and always ready to welcome new friends. If you’re tired of big servers with overwhelming features and pay-to-win mechanics, you’ll love our server’s focus on exploration, adventure, and community.

How to Join:

Ready to join our exciting adventure? Great! Getting started is simple. Just apply on our discord server- https://discord.gg/Y8VBuhsrgg. Please note that responses may take up to 8 hours as we are human too!

We’re excited to meet you and build an amazing world together!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What kind of activities can I expect on the server?	We offer limitless survival exploration, weekly events, community projects, custom activities, quests, roleplaying, PVE, challenges, city building, and more!
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we maintain a safe and friendly environment with no griefing, bullying, or pay-to-win mechanics.
How can I join the server?	Simply apply on our discord server and wait for a response within 8 hours!
Are client-sided mods allowed?	Yes, client-sided mods are allowed except for exploits like x-ray.

NinaCraft Server: Gesslingo

consent awareness, cyberbullying, data privacy, digital footprint, digital security, ethical hacking, Gesslingo, internet safety, leaked photos, Nina Gessler, NinaCraft, nudes, online harassment, online privacy, online reputation, personal data protection, privacy breach, privacy violation, private pictures, revenge porn, Server, social media ethics, social media scandal

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	484
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocky landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us for a chance to uncover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary “Nude Armor” set that will make your character the envy of all other players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive “Nude Mob” that roams the land, dropping rare items and hilarious memes for those brave enough to take them on in battle. And rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Nude Mob, you’ll be rewarded with a secret passageway to a hidden realm filled with unlimited resources and endless fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “anyone got nudes?” in a whole new context!

RacistCraft SMP – I didn’t know you guys were actually RACISTS?! I thought we were just building pixelated houses together!

Bigotry, building, Didnt, disbelief, discrimination, DIVISIVE, guys, Hate Speech, Houses, hurtful, ignorance, insensitive, intolerance, meme, misconceptions, offensive, pixelated, prejudice, racial bias, RacistCraft, Racists, shock, smp, social media, Stereotypes, surprised, thought

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	23
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take meme culture to a whole new level! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and outrageous shenanigans that will have you saying, “I didn’t know you guys were actually RACISTS?! I thought it was all just a meme…” But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun as we build, mine, and troll our way to victory. So come on, join us and see why this server is the craziest and most chaotic around!

ZombieRacism Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, ZombieRacism

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

🤣🤣 Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, it’s crazier than your grandma’s subtle racism! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, I swear!

So, picture this: you spawn in and everyone’s like, “Who’s that cool kid with the lightest shade of brown skin?!” Yeah, that’s you, standing out like a boss. And get this, we’ve got a whole family dynamic going on, just like yours, except way more dysfunctional.

Join our server for the ultimate family feud experience. You’ll be dodging passive-aggressive comments left and right, just like in real life. And when grandma dies in-game, oh boy, the drama hits the fan! Will you shed a tear or call her out for being a racist? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious family drama.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild ride of emotions, grudges, and maybe even some heartfelt apologies. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds. See you there, drama llama! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

CraftyCreeperHideout

adoption, biological father, Communication, court proceedings, CraftyCreeperHideout, ex boyfriend, family, fear, job opportunity, long distance, Moving, privacy, Promises, protection order, Safety, Selfishness, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, video court, VIOLATION

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Potions Brewed:	49	New Chunks Explored:	68287
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Farms Harvested:	184	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of keeping your location secret from crazy exes! Join us for a wild adventure as we protect our virtual homes from unwanted visitors and drama.

Our server is like a virtual witness protection program, keeping you safe from any potential threats while you build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Don’t worry about your family giving away your location, because on our server, we take privacy seriously.

So come join us and escape the real world craziness for a while. Who knew Minecraft could be a safe haven from exes and nosy relatives? Build your dream home, explore new lands, and most importantly, keep your location a secret from anyone who might cause trouble. See you in the game!

AnimalFunz SMP

Animal encounters, AnimalFunz, Animals, Bonding, Carefree, carefree days, childhood memories, Exploration, friendship, Fun, Happiness, imagination, Innocence, joy, Laughter, memorable moments, Nostalgia, outdoor adventures, Pets, playful, smp, wildlife

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Have you ever ridden a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or tamed a pack of wolves to do your bidding and fetch you diamonds? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can relive all your wildest childhood dreams of animal antics! Join us for a server where the cows wear sunglasses, the chickens do the cha-cha, and the sheep are secretly plotting a revolution. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own animal kingdom and rule the land with a hoof of iron!