the long dark survival guide Minecraft Servers

NoFunCraft Minecraft Server

arizona, brother, Commitment, Communication, complaining, Conversation, demoralizing, downhill walking, Fun, gravity, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Minecraft, nature hikes, NoFunCraft, opinion, passenger princess, satisfaction, Server, uphill walking, vacation, walking uphill

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	New Chunks Explored:	106459
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where honesty is the best policy! If you’re tired of pretending to have fun on other servers, then this is the place for you. Just like the time I was on a nature hike with my brother in Arizona, I didn’t sugarcoat my feelings about walking uphill. And just like how I told my brother I wasn’t having fun, I’ll tell you straight up if I’m not enjoying myself here.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of fun to be had on our server! We have epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and experience the most honest and hilarious Minecraft server around. Who needs fake fun when you can have real laughs?

TireDramaCraft

adhd, anxiety, bills, christmas gifts, Dates.., down payment, driving permit, financial reasons, flat tire, gas, groceries, half cost, Hanukkah gift, living together, lyft, money spoken for, new tire, online dating, Overtime, owed money, Rent, TireDramaCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join now for a chance to witness the epic battle between a dad (66/m) and his daughter (34/f) as they navigate the treacherous waters of flat tires, online dating, and financial woes. Will the daughter break first and take a Lyft to work, or will the dad triumph in this game of financial chicken? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of paying half the rent, phone bills, cable/internet bills, garbage bills, groceries, gas, and even Hanukkah gifts for your dad, all while trying to save up for a new vehicle. And don’t forget about the $100 the dad owes you for all those dates! It’s like a real-life simulation, but in Minecraft form!

So come join us on this wild ride of family dynamics, financial struggles, and passive-aggressive behavior. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! 🎮🤪

Age of Blocks

age, age calculation, aging, annual event, birth year, birthdate, Birthday, blocks, Calendar, celebration, countdown, December 31st, milestone, new year’s eve, significant date, special day, Time, time passage, timekeeping, unique fact, Year End

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mines Excavated:	2835	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time machine that lets you go back to december 31st so you can know everyone’s age from that year. it’s like a weird superpower but in minecraft form.

we also have a secret underground lair filled with talking cows that give you quests to find the rarest diamonds in the game. but watch out, they have a secret agenda to take over the server with their cow army.

if that’s not enough, we have a giant floating island made entirely of cake that regenerates every time you take a bite. but be careful, the cake is alive and it doesn’t like being eaten.

so come join us for a wild ride of time travel, talking cows, and living cake. you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Friendly, husk, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Server, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Survivalgames, Vanilla, Without

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Love Letters Sent:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

2t.vanilla-box.ru

Festive Craft Realm 1.21

American society, American tradition., Christmas celebration, Christmas message, controversial remark, Craft, cultural debate, Festive, festive greetings, holiday season, holiday spirit, ivanka trump, Merry Christmas, political agenda, political statement, public figure, Realm, religious beliefs, religious freedom, social media post, traditional values, trump, twitter

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Chimeras Created:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Votes:	8024	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Yo, bro, forget about Trump and Christmas, come join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of chaos and fun!

We got creepers wearing Santa hats blowing up snowmen, and villagers singing Christmas carols while trading with you.

You’ll feel like you’re in a winter wonderland on steroids, with polar bears riding minecarts and polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own gingerbread house and fight off zombie elves trying to steal your presents.

Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Festive Manga SMP

christmas, Christmas books, Christmas spirit, Christmas stories, Christmas tradition, Festive, festive manga, holiday cheer, holiday manga, holiday reading, holiday season, holiday tradition, Manga, manga binge, Manga fandom, manga lovers, manga recommendations, seasonal manga, seasonal reading, smp, winter manga, winter reading

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a Christmas manga come to life! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by festive decorations, jolly players dressed as elves, and even Santa himself flying around on a sleigh pulled by creepers (they’re on their best behavior, we promise). Join us for a holly jolly time filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few snowball fights with the mods. So why wait? Come join our Christmas manga-inspired server and make this holiday season one to remember!

SisGrief Minecraft Server

CAR, christmas break, college student, emotional turmoil, family, first generation, Ford Escape, Future, high school, internal pain, Job, MIL, Minecraft, Narcissistic, Poor, Presents, Respect, Server, SisGrief, sister, spoiled, Transportation, unworthy

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Holy Grails Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with crazy family drama like a soap opera on steroids? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you won’t have to worry about your sister stealing your car or telling you she wishes you were dead.

On our server, you can build your dream car out of blocks and drive it around without fear of it getting wrecked by a reckless sibling. Plus, you can give virtual presents to your online friends without any drama or tears.

So, leave the family drama behind and join our server for a fun and relaxing time. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join now and say goodbye to bad grammar and hello to LOLs!

BrotherlyGifts2021

aita, BrotherlyGifts2021, deserving, family dynamics, financial burden, Generosity, Gifts, Good Kid, Job Search, Last year, little brother, mom, no return, out of work, Resentment, sibling relationship, spending money, Struggle, unappreciated, Upset

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	127

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on ungrateful family members? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where we promise to appreciate your generosity! Join us and leave behind the real world drama of ungrateful siblings and lazy parents.

On our server, we understand the struggle of being the only responsible one in the family. That’s why we reward our players with virtual gifts and endless gratitude. No more wasting your diamonds on unappreciative family members – spend them on building epic structures and battling dragons with us!

Join now and leave behind the stress of being the family ATM. Our virtual world is full of adventure, fun, and most importantly, appreciation for your hard work. Don’t be the only one carrying the weight of your family – join our server and let us show you the appreciation you deserve!

SantaCreeper Minecraft SMP

all i want for christmas is you, chestnuts roasting on an open fire, christmas, deck the halls, Favorite, Festive, holiday, holly jolly Christmas, jingle bells, joy to the world, Let it snow, Minecraft, Music, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN, SantaCreeper, silent night, Silver Bells, sleigh ride, smp, tradition, white christmas, winter wonderland

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	289	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Star Shards Collected:	286	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like the North Pole on crack! We have flying reindeer, Santa Claus as the admin, and the elves are actually zombies in disguise. It’s not Christmas until you hear the sound of creepers exploding to the tune of Jingle Bells! Plus, we have a secret underground workshop where we make all our diamond armor and weapons. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy holiday adventure! Join now before the Grinch tries to grief our Christmas tree! #MerryCraftmas 🎅🎄🎁

LoveStruckCraft

LovestruckCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with love and affection from all your friends and family? Do you just want to be left alone to mine and craft in peace? Then look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and experience a world where love is banned and friendship is forbidden. Our community is filled with players who will do anything to avoid showing any kind of affection towards each other. From sabotaging each other’s builds to stealing each other’s diamonds, you’ll never have to worry about being loved again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Ender Dragon, a mythical creature that feeds on love and will stop at nothing to destroy anyone who dares to show any kind of affection. Can you defeat this fearsome beast and prove that you are truly heartless?

So if you’re ready to kill the desire to be loved once and for all, join our Minecraft server today. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and a complete lack of love!