the long dark survival guide Minecraft Servers

Crafty Cutfags Beware: We Speak Minecraft

BEWARE, BIAS, closed off mindset, closed-mindedness, closed-off, confusion, Crafty, Cutfags, different perspectives, ignorance, intolerance, judgemental, lack of awareness, lack of compassion, lack of empathy, lack of understanding, limited thinking, long trail tags, Minecraft, misunderstanding, narrow-mindedness, prejudice, speak, will never understand

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where only the coolest players survive! Cutfags will never understand the sheer awesomeness of our server, where the blocks are lit and the mobs are savage.

Join us if you dare to face off against the legendary Ender Dragon riding a unicorn while wearing a banana suit. Our server is so EPIC that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds and the most elusive emeralds. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember, cutfags need not apply!

NaziCraft: Where Germans Build, But Please Don’t Ask About Nazis

America, BUILD, culture, discrimination, dont, fascism, Germans, hate, History, Identity, international relations, Legacy, Memory, nationalism, NaziCraft, Nazis, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, Remembrance, society, Stereotypes, War, world war II

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1861
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Potions Brewed:	71

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero Nazis allowed! Why worry about fighting Nazis when you can join our server and build epic structures with your friends instead? Plus, did you know that on our server, all players are required to wear lederhosen at all times? It’s just how we roll!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground base where we hoard all the best loot. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure room, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of bratwurst and sauerkraut. Who needs Nazis when you have delicious German food, am I right?

So come join us on our server and leave those pesky Nazis in the past where they belong. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory together! Prost! 🍻

Crafty McCraftface – The Land of LOLs

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ores Mined:	6409	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mines Excavated:	4338	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is Bau Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our upcoming stream involves a battle between a giant chicken and a tiny zombie riding a pig! You don’t want to miss it! – In our previous stream, we discovered a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and talking llamas. True story! – Our debut on this server was so epic, the Ender Dragon bowed down to us in respect. – Check out our YouTube channel for tutorials on how to build a castle out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. – Our schedule is so jam-packed with fun events, even Herobrine wants to join the party. – Want some unarchived content? We’ve got Twitter spaces where we discuss the mysteries of the Minecraft universe and karaoke nights where we sing Creeper-themed songs. – Need some merch to show off your love for our server? We’ve got you covered with Fuwawa and Mococo themed goodies. – And don’t forget to check out our /baubau/ section for some spicy content, like Baubau sings, NSFW builds, and a list of VNs and anime that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

WokifyCraft: Dive into the LOLs!

Backlash, controversy, criticism, cultural appropriation, cultural appropriation in gaming, cultural representation, cultural sensitivity, Dive, Diversity, diving game, Ethics, ethnicity, Gaming, gaming industry, Inclusivity, lols, mobile games, Race, Social Issues, Stereotypes, video games, wokify, WokifyCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Votes:	5905	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we have taken the art of diving to a whole new level! Forget about boring old diving games, because on our server, you can dive into a pool of FLAMING LAVA and emerge unscathed like a boss.

Join us and experience the thrill of diving into a pool filled with EXPLODING CREEPERS – talk about a real adrenaline rush! And if you’re feeling extra brave, try diving into a pool of RAINBOW SLIME and see what magical powers you gain.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary DERPY LLAMA who will guide you on quests to find hidden treasures and secret dungeons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the MYTHICAL DIAMOND PICKAXE OF DOOM that grants you the power to mine through anything with ease.

So why wait? Join our server now and dive into a world of madness and mayhem like never before! Who knew diving could be this INSANE?

Crafty Creeper Kingdom: No Meddling Jews Allowed!

Allowed, anti-semitism, Bigotry, Chud, Conspiracy, controversial, Country, Crafty, creeper, discrimination, DIVISIVE, extremism, Hate Speech, intolerance, Jews, Kingdom, meddling, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, Russian, Shill, Social Issues, Xenophobia

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Emeralds Found:	7730

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from pesky jews and become a true Russian shill! 🇷🇺 Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave player joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, there were also evil jews trying to steal all the treasure! 🧟‍♂️

But fear not, on our server, you can team up with fellow Russian shills and take down those pesky jews once and for all! With EPIC battles and thrilling adventures around every corner, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those chuds who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! 💪🏼

Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/fng/ – Fortnite Fails’

Ares, avatar the last airbender, battle royale, Challenges, chapter 5 season 2, Coachella 2024, ELEMENTS, Epic, Fails, Festival Season 2, fng, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, Interactive map, Lady Gaga, Leaderboards, lego, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Mission Alerts, myths and mortals, Neon Rush, Outfit, rocket racing, Save The World, Season XP, shop changes, Stat tracker, Store Rotation

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Myths and Mortals in Chapter 5 Season 2!

Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Fortnite outfit – because who doesn’t want to look fabulous while building in Minecraft?

Track your stats and climb the leaderboards like a Minecraft pro on fortnitetracker.com and fortnite.gg/stats.

Check out our current store rotation on fortnite.gg/shop and tackle interactive challenges on fortnite.gg.

Join the mission alerts for StW on freethevbucks.com/timed-missions/ and level up at a pace that will make your Minecraft enemies jealous on fortnitexp.net/.

In Battle Royale news, bend water, earth, fire, and air in Fortnite BR’s “Elements” – because who needs regular elements when you can have Minecraft elements?

Stay updated on new and upcoming Fortnite shop and locker changes on fortnite.com/news/new-and-upcoming-fortnite-shop-and-locker-changes?lang=en-US.

Save the world in v29.10 Apr 4 Hotfix Homebase Status Report – survive the horde and show them who’s boss in Minecraft!

Get ready for two weekends of Coachella 2024 in Fortnite – because music festivals in Minecraft are the best kind of festivals!

Light up the night in Rocket Racing Neon Rush and unlock your talent features Lady Gaga in Fortnite Festival Season 2 – because who knew Lady Gaga was a Minecraft fan?

Don’t miss out on Fortnite Crew April – Ares, because who wouldn’t want to be a part of an epic crew in Minecraft?

Previous players have had a blast, so why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

MommyIssuesCraft

endearing, gf, manchild, mommy issues, MommyIssuesCraft, QT, tfw

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Buildings Constructed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of endless possibilities and adventure!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens and riding on unicorn pigs across the rainbow plains.

Our server is so awesome that even players without a girlfriend will find their mommy issues adorable and charming. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

So come on and join us, because on our server, being a manchild is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Let’s build some epic pixel art and have a blast together. See you in the world of Minecraft!

Mod Drama Mine: Where Mods Work Hard and Players Complain Harder

appreciation, Backlash, Community, Complain, Conflict, criticism, Dedication, Drama, fair mods, forum, HARD, hard work, hard-working, Harder, hate, internet, jannies, misunderstanding, mod, Moderators, Mods, online behavior, Players, Respect, Support, Toxicity, UNFAIR, work

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Zombie Dances:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where the mods and jannies are as rare as diamonds in the game! But don’t worry, they’re not just rare, they’re also hard working and fair – which is why everyone hates them so much! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly trolled by our mischievous staff members who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience unforgettable!

Pixel Pals: Taco Tuesdays & Spanish Senoritas

CHICAS, chicas espanolas, espanolas, PALS, PIXEL, Senoritas, Spanish, taco, Tuesdays

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	300
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chicas espanolas rule the land! Join us for a wild adventure filled with paella parties, flamenco dance-offs, and siesta breaks in our luxurious virtual world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave player stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of friendly chicas espanolas who taught him how to build the most epic sangria fountain you’ve ever seen. From that day on, he never wanted to leave!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas dressed in traditional Spanish attire, explore ancient tapas caves filled with hidden treasures, and even challenge the legendary matador boss to a duel.

So what are you waiting for? Join our chicas espanolas Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. ¡Vamos!

NorwegianNoobs Minecraft – Where Even Boring Norwegians Can Have Fun!

Boring, comedy, Communication, Conan, Cultural differences, culture, Entertainment, Fun, humor, introverted, material, Minecraft, Nords, NorwegianNoobs, norwegians, Perception, Personality, Reserved, Scandinavia, social norms, Stereotypes, talk show, television

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Animals Bred:	59

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never be bored like those boring Norwegians! Join us and experience a world where things just flow like nowhere else.

Are you tired of bland Nordic personalities? Well, on our server, you’ll encounter outrageously entertaining players from all over the world who will keep you laughing and having a great time!

Join now and discover why our server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft players who want to escape the boring and embrace the absurdly awesome!