the long dark safety deposit box – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

PixelPals Minecraft Server

#pikachu, bulbasaur, Charmander, dream Pokémon, eevee, fantasy pets, favorite Pokémon, jigglypuff, living with Pokémon, Minecraft, PixelPals, pokemon, Pokémon companions, pokemon fan, Pokémon fanatics, pokemon trainer, pokemon world, realistic Pokémon, Server, Snorlax, squirtle

Are you tired of living in the boring real world with no Pokémon to keep you company? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Imagine living in a world where you can have a Charizard as your personal bodyguard, a Pikachu as your adorable pet, and a Snorlax as your comfy bed.

Join our server now and experience the ultimate Pokémon paradise! Build your own Pokéball-shaped house, battle other players with your team of Pokémon, and even catch rare legendary Pokémon like Mewtwo and Rayquaza.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest Pokémon dreams in Minecraft. Join now and become the ultimate Pokémon master!

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RegretCraft: Doubtful Decisions

Decision making, Decisions, doubt, doubtful, embracing change, facing uncertainty, following intuition, great outcome, learning from mistakes, life lessons, making tough choices, overcoming fear, personal growth, positive outcomes, regret, RegretCraft, Risk-taking, Self Discovery, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trusting instincts, unexpected benefits, unexpected results

Have you ever made a decision in Minecraft that you thought would end in disaster, but it turned out to be the best thing ever? Well, get ready to make another one by joining our wacky server!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally punched a chicken thinking it was a block of wood. Instead of getting pecked to death by angry chickens, they were rewarded with a diamond sword! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of melons, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Don’t believe us? Try it for yourself and see what happens!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and make some questionable decisions that will lead to epic adventures and unexpected rewards. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and dancing llamas. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

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PixelPolitik Minecraft Server

Ambassador, ap news, Asia-Pacific, border tensions, Conflict, Deal, Diplomacy, diplomacy summit, international relations, Kim, Military, Minecraft, nuclear weapons, peace talks, PixelPolitik, Politics, putin, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, south korea, summit

haha u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well u should cuz we got more drama than putin and kim jong un fighting over who gets the last piece of pizza at a sleepover. south korea even had to summon our ambassador cuz our border tensions are so high, it’s like a real life soap opera but with blocks and creepers. join us for the most chaotic and hilarious time of ur life, u won’t regret it…unless u forget to bring snacks, then u might regret it a little.

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ClimateCrafters

#sustainability, addressing climate change, climate action, climate action demand, climate activism, climate awareness, climate change response, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate initiatives, climate policy, climate solutions, ClimateCrafters, commitments, Environmental awareness, global poll, participants, public opinion, survey results, UN survey

so, liek, did u kno that 4 out of 5 peeps want more climate action? yasss, u herd it right! join our amazin minecraft server and help save da planet, one block at a time! we got 75,000 peeps already on board, so u know it’s legit. come build ur own eco-friendly world and show off ur green thumb skills. let’s make minecraft greener than a creeper’s butt! 🌿🌎💚 #savetheblocks #climateaction #minecraftforchange

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ParkourPirates

charging visitors, emotional blackmail, financial burden, healthcare access, healthcare affordability., healthcare costs, healthcare policies, healthcare services, healthcare system, hospital expenses, hospital parking, hospital revenue, medical bills, parking costs, parking fees, ParkourPirates, patient care, patient support, visitor charges, visitor expenses, visitor fees

hey u, ya u reading this. do u like minecraft? do u like having FUN? well come join our server cuz it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows. we got pigs that fly and cows that do the cha-cha.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest diamonds and emeralds. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

oh, and did i mention our custom mini-games? we have spleef tournaments where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. and our parkour course is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. plus, we don’t charge for hospital parking. because that’s just emotional blackmail, amirite?

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PlasticCraft: BottledWaterBanter

acids, alcohols, aldehydes, alkanes, alkenes, bottled water, BottledWaterBanter, combination, COMPOSITION, concentration, contamination, Emissions, environmental impact, health, Plastic, PlasticCraft, research, Risk, Safety, Sunlight, VARIATIONS, VOC

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? come join our server where we mix sunlight and plastic to create the most epic bottled water you’ve ever tasted! our research found that all tested bottles emit a crazy mix of alkanes, alkenes, alcohols, aldehydes, and acids – talk about a party in a bottle! with wild variations in VOC composition and concentration, every sip is a surprise! join us for a truly risky and exhilarating minecraft experience like no other!

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RHC

challenge, Chat, Community, funner, harder mobs, Join, Mechanics, Minecraft, Modified, old-school hunger system, older versions, progressive health system, RHC, semi anarchy, Semianarchy, Server, smp, Social, Survival, survival features, Updated, weight system

RHC is a Minecraft/Chat server dedicated to making Minecraft harder and funner.

Join if you’d like a challenge! Otherwise, you can join here to chat!

Features include a weight system, old-school hunger system, harder mobs, and a progressive health system. Mechanics are based off of older versions of Minecraft, the server is semi-anarchy, and is updated with new/modified survival features regularly.

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BestDayEver Minecraft Server

#exciting, Adventure, best day ever, BestDayEver, bored, CHANGE, Decided, energized, Fun, Grateful, Happy, Joyful, memorable, Minecraft, new, Positive, refreshed, Server, spontaneous, things, Today, unexpected, Uplifting

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic gameplay and lackluster features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you heard that right – laser-eyed llamas! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond banana, rumored to grant you unlimited mining powers. And let’s not forget about our custom-made mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where you have to pass a lit TNT block to other players before it explodes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a totally hilarious way!

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KingdomCraft Minecraft Server

Admiration, All hail the KING, AUTHORITY, bow down to the KING, coronation, homage, King, Kingdom, kingdomcraft, leader, long live the KING, Majestic, majestic ruler, Minecraft, MONARCH, Powerful, praise, Reign, royal family, Royalty, Ruler, Server, Sovereign

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player? Well, bow down to the KING on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because our ruler is a literal Minecraft god who can summon diamond armor out of thin air and ride a pig into battle. Plus, every player gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares challenge them. And did we mention that our server is built on a floating island made entirely of candy? So come join us and experience the sweetest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! All hail the KING!

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InLawzOutStayed

Boundaries, Communication, family communication, family conflicts, family dynamics, family gatherings, family meeting, family relationships, family time, guest etiquette, Hosting, hosting guests, in-laws, InLawzOutStayed, personal boundaries, personal space, relationships, Respect, setting boundaries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of family gatherings and sleep peacefully in your own virtual world! Join us and build your own condo with pull-out couches for up to 6 players – no in-laws allowed!

Our server is the perfect place to set boundaries and kick out any unwanted guests after just 3 days. No more violating personal boundaries or uncomfy office couches for you – unless you want them in your virtual world, of course!

Join now and let out all your frustrations in a family meeting with your in-laws – virtually, of course. Show them who’s boss and host all the gatherings at their own place in our Minecraft server. It’s the ultimate escape from real-life drama and a hilarious way to deal with family issues.

So come on in and let the fun begin – because on our server, you’re in control of who stays and who goes. And remember, in Minecraft, you can always build a wall to keep out unwanted visitors!

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