The Long Dark Clothing Guide Minecraft Servers

SnowyCraft Minecraft Server

coronavirus, Covid-19, freezes hiring, global crisis, global health, Healthcare, hiring freeze, International cooperation, international organization, Minecraft, pandemic response, public health, restricts travel, Server, SnowyCraft, staffing freeze, travel ban, travel restrictions, united states, US withdrawal, Who, World Health Organization

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9819
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can talk, it’s like a freakin’ fairy tale up in here. plus, we got this secret underground world where you can find diamonds just by sneezing, it’s legit magical AF. and get this, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot stick, true story bro. so come on and join the fun, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to awesomeness or something.

BusBasher96

Attack, BusBasher96, Capital Punishment, China, Conflict, court ruling, crime, criminal behavior, death penalty, diplomatic tensions, east asia, international relations, japanese, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, man, punishment, school bus, sentences, violence

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

so, like, this server is like, so lit, you gotta join, man. like, we got this crazy story where, like, this dude in china got sent to death cause he attacked a japanese school bus. like, what even, right? but, like, on our server, you can, like, attack all the school buses you want and no one will care. it’s a free for all, man. join us and let’s cause chaos together. also, we have, like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. so, like, why wouldn’t you join? come on, man, don’t miss out on the fun!

Electric Road Warriors

#sustainability, Battery cars, Britain, diesel cars, Durability, eco-friendly, efficiency, Electric, electric cars, electric vehicles, failure rates, Improvement, long-lasting, Longevity, MOT data, petrol cars, Rapid, Records, Reliability, researchers, ROAD, study, Warriors

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

so, like, u know how u always worry about ur car breaking down on the side of the road? well, on our server, u don’t gotta worry bout that cuz our battery cars last as long as petrol and diesel cars! like, we did a study and found out that electric vehicles are super reliable now, like, no joke. we looked at 300 million records from MOT data and, like, estimated failure rates and stuff. so, come join our server and never worry bout ur car breaking down again! plus, u get to drive around in a cool electric car and be all eco-friendly and stuff. it’s a win-win situation, dude. so, what r u waiting for? join our server now and let’s ride into the sunset together, in our electric cars of course.

Starry SMP

Anarchy, ATM10, bedrock, Community, Discord, gameplay, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Mod Pack, Modded minecraft, non toxic, Peaceful, PvP, Server, smp, Starry, Survival, Welcoming, Whitelist, world

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8091
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Starry SMP

FAQ	Answer
What is Starry SMP?	Starry SMP is a welcoming survival world with the mod pack ATM10(All The Mods 10). We aim for a hermitcraft like feel with a non-toxic community.
Can you PvP other players/Is there Anarchy?	We don’t outright allow you to randomly kill players but you can fight if both players agree. Overall, we aim for peaceful gameplay.
How can I Join?	You can join by joining our discord, creating a ticket, and getting whitelisted. 99% of players are whitelisted, so don’t hesitate to join us!
Can I join on bedrock?	Modded minecraft is not compatible with bedrock, so unfortunately, you cannot join on bedrock. We wish it was possible for more community members!

Join our discord for more information and to get whitelisted:

http://discord.gg/Starry

Crimson Flame 1.21.3

1.21.3, Crimson, Flame, fuck or pass, Girlfriend, opinion, Rating, redhead, redhead babe, redhead beauty, redhead crush, redhead cutie, redhead dream, redhead fantasy, redhead girl, redhead girlfriend, redhead hottie, redhead love, redhead lover, redhead princess, redhead queen

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	129	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7204

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can build your own castle and ride a pig into battle!

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and turn creepers into friendly kittens.

You can even find a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles where you can duel with diamond swords while wearing a tutu.

Seriously, if you don’t join this server, you’re missing out on the most insane adventure of your life!

NoThx4U

appreciation, baby tasks, balance, Communication, emotional labor, exhaustion, Expectations, Gratitude, household chores, Marriage, Mental load, NoThx4U, parenting, relationship dynamics, Resentment, sleep deprivation, Support, teamwork, thank you, Time management, working parents

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3568
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Crops Grown:	2182
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of being expected to say thank you for every little thing on your Minecraft server? Join our server where gratitude is optional and expected tasks are just that – expected!

Just like this player’s husband who demands constant thanks for doing basic chores, our server is full of players who expect praise for the bare minimum. But fear not, on our server, you can focus on building, exploring, and having fun without the pressure of constantly expressing gratitude for every little thing.

So come join us and experience a world where saying thank you is optional, just like it should be in the real world! Who needs constant validation for doing what’s expected anyway? Let’s build, mine, and craft without the unnecessary drama of demanding thanks for every little task. Join now and say goodbye to the thank you police!

SocietySMP: BigLieMinecraft

Beliefs, biggest lie, BigLieMinecraft, Deception, falsehoods, misconceptions, societal brainwashing, societal conditioning, societal constructs, societal control, societal deceptions, societal expectations, societal illusions, societal indoctrination, societal lies, societal manipulation, societal norms, societal propaganda, societal truths, society, SocietySMP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Emeralds Found:	4457	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Falling into the Void:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, the spawn area is a giant rainbow made of diamond blocks and there’s a secret portal that takes you to a land filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a real-life Minecraft character if you join the server. I heard that if you build the tallest tower out of dirt, you’ll unlock a secret chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself visits the server every full moon to challenge players to PvP battles. It’s like, the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience ever, dude. You gotta join and experience the madness for yourself!

SnakeOilCraft

beauty, consumerism, Deception, Dietary supplements, Disappointment, disillusionment, false advertising, fraudulent, haircare, health, holistic medicine, Marketing, misleading, overhyped, placebo effect, product, scam, skincare, snake oil, SnakeOilCraft, wellness

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
New Chunks Explored:	825966	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Are you tired of being duped by fake promises and empty claims? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate cure-all for all your gaming woes!

Join us and experience the magic of our server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers give you hugs instead of exploding, and pigs fly (literally)! Our server is so amazing that even Notch himself bows down to our pixelated greatness.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll also gain the ability to teleport to the real world and bring back all the riches and glory you desire. Need a new car? Just hop on our server and drive one back! Want a pet dragon? Easy peasy, just tame one in our enchanted lands.

So say goodbye to all those other boring Minecraft servers and come join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and a whole lot of craziness. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look back!

Pixel Pals Craft Club

Axon Body 3, body camera, club, Craft, digital watermark, evidence collection, law enforcement, old school, Outdated, PALS, PIXEL, police equipment, Retro, screen recording, SECURITY, software, Surveillance, Technology, Unregistered HyperCam 2, Video editing, Video recording, video software, vintage, watermark

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DROPPING IT LIKE IT’S HOT? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, IT MAKES HEROBRINE LOOK LIKE A NOOB!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU. FIRST OF ALL, OUR SPAWN POINT IS LITERALLY A GIANT DIAMOND CASTLE WITH A MOAT FILLED WITH LAVA. IF THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU WANNA JOIN, I DON’T KNOW WHAT WILL!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY WIZARDS IN DISGUISE? YEAH, THEY CAN LITERALLY TURN YOUR DIAMOND SWORD INTO A CHICKEN LEG WITH JUST A WAVE OF THEIR WAND. IT’S INSANE, I TELL YA!

OH, AND ANOTHER THING. OUR ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A SECRET AGENT WORKING FOR THE ILLUMINATI. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. HE’LL HELP YOU RAID OTHER PLAYERS’ BASES AND STEAL ALL THEIR DIAMONDS. IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT HEIST MOVIE, BUT IN REAL LIFE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. UNLESS YOU’RE A ZOMBIE. ZOMBIES HATE OUR SERVER FOR SOME REASON. BUT WHO CARES ABOUT ZOMBIES, AM I RIGHT? JOIN NOW!

ChemicalCraft: Break & Transform

#sustainability, Bacteria, bioremediation, bond-breaking, Break, Breakthrough, byproducts, ChemicalCraft, Chemicals, discovery, Environmental, forever chemicals, identified, innovation, PFAS, Pollution, remediation, research, scientists, Strain, TOXIC, transform, transformation

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1198
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Potions Brewed:	164	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mines Excavated:	2450	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

join our epic minecraft server where we have magical bacteria that can turn nasty chemicals into sparkly rainbows!

imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a patch of forever chemicals, only for our bacteria buddies to swoop in and save the day!

we’ve got crazy scientists working around the clock to make sure our world is clean and safe for all players.

come join the fun and see what other wild and wacky surprises await you on our server!