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| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 6232 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3167 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules (just kidding, there are some rules, but they’re pretty funny).
Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, these zombies are actually just friendly villagers in disguise! And if you manage to defeat them all, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. Yeah, we told you it was wild.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Yeah, you heard us right. Free cake.
