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4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP

4chan, 4chan design, Angular, Code, cost effective, deprecated PHP, design, dev team, Minecraft, neckbeard, Nostalgia, optimized for phones, regressive, Safe, safe haven, smp, source code, spaghetti sites, Tech, tiktok, world, Zoomer

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1425
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Towns Built:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where everyone worships 4chan like it’s the holy grail of the internet? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things 4chan, its code, and its design!

Join us in this safe haven where we embrace the glory of 4chan’s outdated but beloved ways. Who needs modern technology when you have the nostalgic charm of 4chan’s untouched source code from two decades ago?

Forget about fancy websites optimized for phones and built with the latest tech trends. We’re all about that retro vibe and keeping it real with our barely functioning spaghetti sites.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs and want to experience the wild world of 4chan worship, join us and be part of something truly unique. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that values regressive neckbeard users and generates millions of dollars without breaking a sweat?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly special. Pic rel is how our server should look – join us now and embrace the chaos!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

apologies, Boundaries, car accidents, car lending, car ownership, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, guest etiquette, Hospitality, mature driving, Minecraft, misunderstandings, new car, personal belongings, respecting property, Selfishness, Server, sibling relationships, Transportation

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that values car safety and boundaries? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of keeping your vehicles safe from reckless drivers, even if they’re family members. Join us and never worry about your precious virtual cars being taken for a joyride by your brother-in-law again!

Our server is perfect for those who prioritize car protection and respect personal boundaries. Say goodbye to the days of feeling pressured to lend out your sports car to someone who may not handle it with care. Join now and experience the freedom of knowing your vehicles are safe and sound, just like they should be!

SpookySisterDramaMC

blended family, co parenting, Communication, custody, exclusion, family conflict, halloween party, parental boundaries, parental decision-making, parenting, peer relationships, relationships, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, social dynamics, SpookySisterDramaMC, stepfamily, stepsister, Support, teenage daughter, teenage social events

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Towns Built:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your ex-wife drama? Look no further! Join our server where we promise zero sibling rivalry drama like the one between your daughter and her stepsister. Our server is a safe space for all players, even those who feel excluded like the stepsister at the Halloween party. Plus, we have a strict “no ex-wives allowed” policy to ensure a drama-free gaming experience. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone gets along, unlike your ex-wife and her husband’s failed attempts at sibling bonding!

LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP

achievement, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, growth mindset., hard work, inspiration, life strategies, LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP, motivation, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, positive thinking, reaching goals, resilience, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-discipline, success, winning mindset

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	6801
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

By joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground disco party where you can dance the night away with all your new friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire chunk in one swing.

So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness and fun that awaits you here!

BlockBreakUpBay

BlockBreakUpBay, Breakup, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, denial, dishonesty, Emotional Abuse, hindsight, incompatibility, indifference, Jealousy, Manipulation, neglect, Overlook, red flag, relationship, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved issues, warning signs, warning signs ignored

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Farms Harvested:	975	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama and excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where relationships are as unstable as a creeper in a thunderstorm!

Forget about red flags, we’ve got rainbow flags flying high in our server! From players stealing each other’s diamonds to secret underground love triangles, you’ll never be bored here. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions in our Minecraft world?

So, if you’re ready to overlook all the red flags and dive headfirst into chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your true love amidst all the drama (or at least a new mining buddy)!

NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

Assurance, cnn, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Government, international news, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, nuclear facilities, nuclear program, nukecraft, Officials, potential conflict, Promises, security concerns, Server, State Department, Target, Tensions, world news

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

CraftyComrades

CASUALTIES, casualty, Combat, Conflict, CraftyComrades, death, eastern europe, Fatalities, international news, Military, Military operations, past 24 hours, russia, soldiers, statistics, Toll, Tragedy, Ukraine, Updates, violence, War

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

1970, Actual, adjusted, Analysis, average costs, comparison, cost of living, current day, data, Economy, Expenses, historical, image, inflation, meme, Minecraft, Prices, Reality, Retro, Server, statistics, Updated

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	1068	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

Asexual, childlike affection, Companionship, cute, desire, emotional connection, gf, Girlfriend, Heartache, Intimacy, Live, Loneliness, longing, longing for love, love, Minecraft, Pure, relationship, romance, sharing, smp, unrequited love, yearning, ywn

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Drama, fair, family, Friends, Homeschool, Honesty, Minecraft, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Server, Siblings, sister, SisterSass, Vaping, Victim

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.