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StopKillingMePlz

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dimension Hops:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	6062
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-out war between players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sneaking up on someone and stealing all their diamonds, or if you want to build a giant lava pit to trap unsuspecting players. Our server is the Wild West of Minecraft, where anything goes and there are no rules to hold you back.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the whole server is blown up, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where hordes of zombies invade the world and players must band together to survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your inner troll run wild! Just remember, anything you do in the game stays in the game – so watch your back and be prepared for anything.

4Kids Ruined Minecraft

4kids, addiction, Agreement, Anime, anime girl’s, Anons, controversy, culture, Development, Entertainment, influence, Mature, mature enough, Media, Minecraft, opinion, perspective, popularized, porn, ruined, West, wrong

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Meteorites Collected:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild anime adventure where 4kids reign supreme and 2D anime girls come to life!

Join us for a wacky journey where we embrace all things 4kids and dive headfirst into the world of anime. Who needs reality when you can have virtual anime girls as your best friends? Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate anime master.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave your boring old life behind and join us on this crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even meet your waifu along the way!

Minecraft Madness: Manga Mayhem

madness, Manga, MAYHEM, Minecraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	105	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Hey there, fellow manga enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers that only talk about the same old manga series? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your manga needs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. We’ve got scifi and fantasy galore, with a touch of low fantasy for those looking for something a little different. And don’t worry, we’ve banned all mecha stuff so you won’t have to deal with any pesky robots ruining your fun.

Need some recommendations for new manga to read? Look no further! Our members are experts in all things manga and can help you find your next obsession. From hard scifi to mind-bending fantasy, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the manga madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden gem that will blow your mind like never before. See you there!

BlockyBalls69 Minecraft Server – Where we pay tribute to cocks and play mini golf! #sendnudes

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4707
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mines Excavated:	3998
Dragon Eggs Found:	7088	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic cock tribute battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough, we also have a special feature where you can send pics of your builds to our resident minigolf expert for a chance to win a grand prize!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Pundits: The Blocky Battle Royale

abhorrence, battle, Behavior, blocky, Condemnation, Contempt, controversial, criticism, debate, disdain, disgust, Ethics, great debate, hatred, Humanity, judgment, Loathing, morality, PIXEL, Pundits, reprehensible, Royale.., society, universal reviled, VALUES

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Divine Spears Created:	29
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Votes:	8418

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we settle the age-old debate: which is more universally reviled and reprehensible – creepers or skeletons?

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers come charging at you, ready to blow you to smithereens. But wait, here come the skeletons riding on top of spiders, shooting arrows at you from a distance. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… hilarious!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling it out with your friends to see who can survive the longest against these dastardly foes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But beware, for the legendary Ender Dragon lurks nearby, waiting to swoop down and snatch away your precious loot.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove once and for all which mob is truly the most reviled and reprehensible in all of Minecraft!

GameRx Minecraft Hospital: Name five video games and call me in the morning

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6494
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Only on this server will you encounter such absurd adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Well, on this server, anything is possible! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this – on this server, the pigs can fly. Literally. So come join us and let’s embark on the wildest Minecraft journey you’ll ever experience. Remember, when in doubt, just name five video games and call me in the morning.

TotalCraft: Where you can’t escape the tyranny of creepers and crafting, but hey, at least it’s fun!

AUTHORITY, Choice, conformity, control, Crafting, CREEPERS, Dystopia, Escape, fear, freedom, Fun, futuristic, Government, hey, love, Manipulation, Oppression, power, Propaganda, Rebellion, Régime, society, speculative fiction, Surveillance, TotalCraft, totalitarian, tyranny

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring, peaceful Minecraft servers where everyone just builds cute little houses and farms all day? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

In this totalitarian dystopia, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous obstacles and face off against ruthless players who will stop at nothing to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, because our admin team is always watching, ready to swoop in and ban anyone who dares to challenge their authority.

Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you place could be your last. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where all the banned players are forced to mine for diamonds for eternity.

So why do you love this server so much? Because where else can you find such a perfect blend of chaos, tyranny, and pure unadulterated fun? Join us today and see for yourself why this totalitarian dystopia is the place to be in the world of Minecraft.

Tea and Creepers: A British Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Australian-free, Brit, British, British accents, british culture, british food, British History, british humor, British lifestyle, british people, british slang, British society, British traditions, CREEPERS, Europe, Minecraft, new, no aussies, no nonces, nonces-free, tea, United Kingdom

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6905
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Void Armor Forged:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a strict “no nonces” policy – because who wants creepy weirdos ruining the fun, am I right?

But that’s not all! We also have a ban on Aussies because, let’s face it, those guys are just too good at Minecraft and it’s not fair to the rest of us mere mortals. Plus, have you heard about the legendary diamond mine on our server? It’s said that whoever mines there will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and eternal glory!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day? So come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life – just don’t forget to leave your Aussie friends at the door!

Minecrafty McLeaguey – Where LOL meets Minecraft in the most epic way possible!

Account Stats, blood moon, Builds, Current Content, Epic, Fiddlesticks, game updates, High Noon Event, league of legends, lol, lolalytics, lolg, McLeaguey, meets, Minecraft, minecrafty, Model Viewer, OP pastebin, op.gg, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, u.gg, Upcoming Content, VPBE, zed, Zyra

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2804	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the High Noon Event where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks will battle it out in a Blood Moon showdown like you’ve never seen before.

Our server is constantly updated with the latest patch notes and PBE updates, so you’ll always be ahead of the game. Check out our builds and account stats to dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Our model viewer lets you see your favorite champions in all their glory, and our OP pastebin has all the insider tips and tricks you need to become a Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the craziness that awaits you!

RespawnRUs: Where Death is Just a Temporary Setback!

Afterlife, BELIEF, Consciousness, death, dream, Eternity, euphoria, Existential, Heaven, Hell, Hope, Mystery, Peace, perspective, Reincarnation, RespawnRUs, setback, Soul, speculation, spirituality, temporary, unknown

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Votes:	4434	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Welcome to the most mind-bending, reality-warping Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where the laws of physics don’t apply, where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. This server is like stepping into a psychedelic wonderland where anything is possible.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to grant the eater eternal life and unlimited building materials. But beware, for the bacon is guarded by a pack of enchanted chickens who are not to be trifled with.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the server lies a portal to the Netherworld, where players can battle fearsome demons and collect rare treasures. Will you dare to enter and claim your prize?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and see if you can unravel the mysteries of this bizarre and fantastical Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the true meaning of life…or at least have a good laugh trying.