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CraftyQueers: Building Blocks, Not Stereotypes!

aids, blocks, building, CraftyQueers, discrimination, education, FAGGOT, Healthcare, heterosexual, HIV, ignorance, LGBTQ, Misconception, Misinformation, Prevention, proof, sexual health, statistics, Stereotypes, stigma, straight men, Testing, Transmission

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous questions are welcomed with open arms! Join us and discover a world where straight men are immune to AIDS because, well, they’re straight! Who knew that sexual orientation could protect you from a deadly virus?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find proof that men can’t get AIDS from women because, apparently, being a faggot is the real culprit. So come on in and explore our wacky world where logic takes a backseat and absurdity reigns supreme. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (in the most ridiculous way possible)!

Suicide Highway Minecraft Server

coping mechanisms, Darkness, depression, Despair, helplessness, highway, hopelessness, ISOLATION, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, Pain, Paved, Recovery, ROAD, seeking help, self harm, Server, Struggle, Suffering, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Zombie Dances:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the road towards suicide has been paved in diamonds! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic that even death looks fabulous here.

Join us if you want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off or build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon. Our community is filled with unicorns and rainbows, and we even have a secret club for talking sheep.

But beware, once you step foot on our server, you may never want to leave. The zombies here are known for their killer dance moves and the skeletons throw the best parties in town.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry and build until your fingers fall off.

BlockyBustsMC – Where Fictional Characters Get Busted!

Amerimutt, b.., BlockyBustsMC, Bust, BUSTED, Characters, Cum, degrading, fictional, fictional character, Gay, long trail tags, stupid look, tags

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	635
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Amerimutt himself would be proud to play! Join us and experience the ultimate gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were transformed into a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow llama. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from creepers and griefers alike?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And rumor has it, Amerimutt himself once logged on and couldn’t help but bow down to the sheer awesomeness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself unable to resist Amerimutt’s stupid look and end up… well, you know. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Cumrades – North American Adventure

196255950, Adventure, American, Canada, Crafty, Cum, Cumrades, Edition, mexico, north, previous, salted peanut, Usa

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	79	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Votes:	3940

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing saltier than the players is the peanuts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unicorns roam freely in our world, leaving behind trails of glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to see that?

2. Our zombie villagers have a secret talent for breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie villager bust a move.

3. The diamond ore in our server is actually made of real diamonds. Mine at your own risk, but be prepared to become the richest player in Minecraft history.

4. Our creeper explosions are synchronized to dubstep music. It’s like a rave, but with more green explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Crafty McCraftface

#impatience, anger, anxiety, concern, confusion, Crafty, DESPERATE, Distress, emotional turmoil, exasperation, fear, Frustration, Lost, Mary, McCraftface, missing person, Panic, SEARCHING, stress, Urgency, where are you?, worry

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Runes Activated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Crops Grown:	2046
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	273
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the search for Mary is on! Join us for a wild adventure as we hunt down Mary in the vast world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Mary stumbled upon a diamond-encrusted llama in the game and now she’s on the run from a band of angry creepers who want to steal her treasure. Will you help us find Mary and protect her from the creepers?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with zombie DJs spinning the hottest tracks. And don’t even get me started on our unicorn stables where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! And remember, the fate of Mary and her diamond llama depends on you.

KiwiCraft: Down Under LOLz

A, b.., Boomers, Dinner, Epstein Island, goy, Hero, Jews, KiwiCraft, lolz, m+, new zealand, NZ Police, NZG, O edition, POL, R A M B O, RAM, roast pumpkin, trial, Twizel salmon, Vaxxed, Zogbots

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Towns Built:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Welcome to our R A M B O edition Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic and outrageous adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where Hero Ram, also known as a goy, rose up against the rule of boomers, also known as Jews. They had killed his entire family and forced him into unspeakable acts on Epstein Island. But Ram fought back, taking down two of them before the Zogbots, also known as [VAXXED] NZ Police, arrived too late and shot him without trial. It’s a wild ride of revenge and survival!

But enough about the drama, let’s talk about the real reason you should join our server. We have the most insane builds, the craziest mobs, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our R A M B O edition Minecraft server. Oh, and by the way, for dinner tonight we’re serving smoked Twizel salmon with roast pumpkin. It’s to die for!

Crafty Harem Adventures

Adventures, alt outfits, Beta, Breakup, college life, confidence boost, coom, covid isolation, Crafty, emotional connection, family problems, harem, harem anime, highschool crush, Jealousy, Lockdown, nudes, perfect man, physical contact, pillow fights, professional athlete, sexual tension, threesome porn

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	296
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ores Mined:	7283

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Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join right away:

> So, imagine being a total beta during high school, but then meeting a girl named Mary who is just too cool to handle. She’s introverted, wears alt outfits, and is overall smoking hot. But wait, she has a boyfriend for 2 years already, so you just stay friends.

> Fast forward to college, where Mary and her childhood friend Rachel become your besties. Mary nudges you and Rachel into getting together, and things start to get wild. When covid hits, you practically move in with them and things escalate quickly.

> Mary breaks up with her cheating boyfriend, and the three of you become inseparable. Pillow fights, sleepovers, and jokes about sharing you become the norm. And let’s not forget the part where Mary compares her skills to Rachel’s in a very intimate discussion.

> But wait, it gets even crazier! Mary eventually moves back to your hometown and gets with a professional athlete who is a total jerk. Jealousy, drama, and a whole lot of tension ensue.

So, if you want a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story, then join us now! Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in our server? Don’t miss out on the fun!

Bookworms Anonymous Minecraft Server

Access, ANONYMOUS, Availability, Bookworms, CONTENT, Digital, geo-blocked, Help, location, Manga, manga access, manga app, manga platform, manga reader, manga site, Minecraft, ONLINE, query, question.., reading, region locked, Restricted, SEARCHING, Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Votes:	4896	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is so epic, even Endermen are jealous! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and LOLZ galore.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with diamonds as far as the eye could see. They built the most epic castle ever seen, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the fabled Notch’s Secret Stash filled with rare treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

HyperloopCraft: Where You Can Build Faster Than Elon Musk!

BUILD, Commute, Development, efficiency, Elon, Engineering, Fast, Faster, futuristic, Futuristic technology, futuristic transportation, GROUNDBREAKING, high-speed travel, high-tech, Hyperloop, HyperloopCraft, Infrastructure, innovation, Musk, progress, rapid transit, speed of light, Transportation, travel, work

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can travel at the speed of light just like the Hyperloop! Join us and suck my dick and balls as you explore our mind-blowing world filled with unicorns and rainbow-colored creepers. Why walk when you can teleport to different dimensions and ride dragons to battle evil llamas? Don’t miss out on the chance to become a Minecraft god on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the epicness for yourself!

Minecraft LOLz: Blacked Out Faces and Pixelated Places

art, BELIEF, blacked, Censorship, controversy, culture, depiction, faces, FAITH, iconography, image, Interpretation, Islamic, lolz, Minecraft, Mohammed, pixelated, Places, Prophet, Religion, Religious, representation, Sacred, ShiA, taboo, tradition

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2589
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Potions Brewed:	153	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we answer life’s burning questions like, “Why isn’t Mohammed’s face blacked out on this Islamic iconography?” Is it because it’s Shia? Well, on our server, we have a special quest where you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join now for a chance to explore hidden secrets, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even discover the real reason behind Mohammed’s unblacked out face!