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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 7722 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!
So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!