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PixelPiggy Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7199
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Chimeras Created:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Love Letters Sent:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Our server is so epic, even Steve himself would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive diamond sword, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Don’t miss out, join now and let the shenanigans begin!

HornyCraft SMP – No More Horniness

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Farms Harvested:	136	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with inappropriate thoughts while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all players are required to wear chastity belts to keep those pesky hormones in check. Castration is optional, but highly encouraged for maximum focus on building epic structures and surviving against mobs. Who needs distractions when you can dominate the game without any pesky urges getting in the way? Join us now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!

EffortlessCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7128	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Animals Bred:	31	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Trudeau’s MineCraft Server: No Temporary Workers!

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Love Letters Sent:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

so, like, have you heard about this totally rad minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro. you gotta join because trudeau said so. he’s all like, “yo, we need more players on this server, so let’s reduce the temporary foreign workers and bring in more peeps from other servers.” it’s gonna be lit, fam.

and get this, there’s gonna be all kinds of crazy immigration changes coming to the server. like, you’ll have to pass a parkour course to get in or something. it’s gonna be wild, man. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trudeau approved, baby!

PianoCraftWarrior

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where Russian pianists are jailed for being too anti-war. Crazy, right? But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden dungeons where you can find rare loot and secret treasures. And don’t even get me started on the pet penguins you can ride into battle. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyMcLifeUpgrade

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	500	Mines Excavated:	4669

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of cotton candy and the pigs fly with jetpacks. we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs and can teleport you to different dimensions. we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, just for funsies.

the richest player on our server is a talking cow who owns a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks. but don’t worry, we have a support group for players who are jealous of his wealth.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense. you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun.

ChunkyCraft: Where Even Your Minecraft Character Can Lose Weight!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	648
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Love Letters Sent:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we give out anti-obesity drugs to players with high body mass index! we estimate 1 in 7 players may qualify for this crazy offer, that’s like 3.6 million potential drug takers! imagine mining for diamonds while on semaglutide, you’ll be unstoppable! join now for a chance to become the skinniest player in the game and dominate the leaderboards with your newfound speed and agility! who needs potions when you have prescription drugs, amirite? #minecraftgoals #getskinnywithus

Triversed: Wizards Thunder but with magic pixelated cats instead of spells

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Emeralds Found:	6379
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Star Shards Collected:	76	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview
Embark on an epic journey through the land that makes up this Modded SMP! Triversed will be our first ever series with the addition of mods! Here’s something you’ll like: You guys vote on the mods! We want everyone who plans to play to choose the mods they’d like to see! The community will collaborate and vote on the mods they want to add, and the ones they want to delete! We will also have a factions server that is mostly vanilla! Join us now!

Minecraft Server Overview

Embark on an epic journey through the land that makes up this Modded SMP! Triversed will be our first ever series with the addition of mods! Here’s something you’ll like: You guys vote on the mods! We want everyone who plans to play to choose the mods they’d like to see! The community will collaborate and vote on the mods they want to add, and the ones they want to delete! We will also have a factions server that is mostly vanilla! Join us now!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you can click on the following link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xxsGp82Srg
Can I vote on the mods to be added or deleted?	Yes, the community collaborates and votes on the mods they want to see added or removed from the server.
Is the factions server completely vanilla?	The factions server is mostly vanilla, but may have some additional features or plugins to enhance gameplay.

SatanicCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4676
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Ukrainians are doing satanic rituals to beat the Russians in the ultimate showdown! Join us for a wild ride filled with magic, mayhem, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knew Minecraft could get this crazy? Join now and be a part of the most epic battle in gaming history!

SkyThreadCraft SMP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchantments Applied:	132	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	479	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Villages Defended:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the New Friends? Edition where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”.

Witness epic battles between Iyo and Kairi as they take on the Pure Dyke Collective and the Lesbian Witches in a showdown for the ages. Will they recruit new friends to even the odds, or will they go it alone and show everyone who’s boss?

In other news, Iyo managed to defeat Lyra in a match and they even hugged it out afterwards. But the real shocker was when Zelina jumped in to help Iyo and Kairi take down Sonya – talk about unexpected alliances!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and more drama than a soap opera. Who knows, you might just make some new friends along the way – or enemies, you never know in this crazy world of Minecraft!